Miami Marlins 2016 (Jose Fernandez RIP 9/25/16)

and here he comes w/ 2 on

and good night

there's still the Fish bullpen tho

damn crushed

Crushed another, with the face guard this time. I wonder why he's jumping back and forth between using it and not using it.

I think vs lefties he doesn't wear it

I had a feeling hed hit the mets hard this series

i was annoyed that ichiro was not playing when i went to the mets game last night wtf ichiro

there's still the Fish bullpen tho

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 5, 2016 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

the bullpen is really good this year monday not withstanding

ichiro 3-4 today with a double and a SB, six hits shy of 3k now

Is he getting a lot of playing time right now? I wonder if they'll hold him out the next 4 games so he gets to 3000 at home.

Is he getting a lot of playing time right now? I wonder if they'll hold him out the next 4 games so he gets to 3000 at home.

― pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Sunday, July 17, 2016 6:46 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

he gets like 1-2 starts per week and with justin bour on the DL is the top lefty bat off the bench rn

jose fernandez, 14 ks in 6.1 innings today.

had 10 thru 4 but he tapered off, and he wasn't even pitching that well early on by his standards

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/17105389/miami-marlins-ichiro-suzuki-approaches-3000th-major-league-hit

thought this revive was gonna be about the possible christian yelich's loving rimjob

haven't scored in 19 innings.

Ichiro still on 2996, might see the big one Friday after all.

1-for-5

2997

don kelly has hit his eighth and ninth career triples today

so wait maybe Mattingly is a good manager

Ichiro DNP

don kelly watch

don kelly has been designated for assignment

lmao

Ichiro 2998

starting tonight, so excited to witness possible Counting Stats event

oh hush you will watch and be excited

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoipRVkUkAIH0JN.jpg:small

everyone loves Ichiro tho.

starting tonight, so excited to witness possible Counting Stats event

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 29, 2016 10:11 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

the marlins broadcast showed a clip of jeff conine at the SABR convention

or as the irritating Dave Van Horne called him, 'Niner'

Ozzie Guillen revealed that Jack McKeon calls him "mira mira"

at least morbs is being spared the counting-stats horror

Kind of a messy game, but Ichiro threw out a runner at home which made for a pretty good night.

The Marlins Park PA pumped out maybe the most godawful musical sewage i've heard at a major-league game. I can only imagine what the clubs are like down here.

Besides Mattingly and Barry!, we got pregame talks from Andre Dawson and Tony Perez. And saw the Red Grooms thing go off.

aww

wait, how are you posting this?

I bring my laptop when i travel, u clown ;)

Eduardo Perez asked his dad (for our benefit) how you drive in runs, and i said under my breath "Hit behind Rose, Morgan and Bench"

hmmm well i'm glad you've had a pretty good night

ugly

Congrats Ichiro -- would have been funny if it had gone out.

I'm bored out of my skull right now, so I tried to name all 30. Got 27; put down two incorrect names; of the three I missed, one is really embarrassing, one moderately, and the other would probably be a common miss.

my watch has ended

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI1OG_lhjDJ/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cpr8oqlXYAAcPAW.jpg

robert andino back! first mlb ab in 3 yrs

tough to be facing chris sale

2003 nostalgists may enjoy this panel. I can't give you the timestamp, but McKeon tells a tall story about using a clothesline to rein in a baserunner when he was managing the Missoula Timberjacks in the '50s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BER9g4Lm6eI&feature=youtu.be

oh hell... try this

http://sabr.org/latest/sabr-46-2003-marlins-championship-panel

i am skeptical

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/marlins-exec-says-giancarlo-stanton-is-going-to-be-back-late-this-season/

@clarkspencer
Sadly, I can confirm that Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez was killed in a boating accident.

Terrible. "I'm glad I saw him pitch" doesn't cover it.

today's game vs Atlanta is cancelled.

- Three still on the club

Yelich, Hechavarria, Ozuna?

yelich, ozuna, realmuto

Ah yes. I would be surprised if by the end of 2018 those three are still on the squad.

#Marlins pushing Ozuna, but complication is interested teams prefer Yelich: more control/higher upside and don't want to give up pieces for Ozuna when clubs believe -- regardless what Mia says -- that both will be traded this offseason.

— Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1) December 12, 2017

turns out that announcing your team is broken and needs to cut its payroll in half is not a savvy negotiating ploy

https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/untitled-81.gif?w=1000

spot the Onion

https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/12/19/miami-marlins-derek-jeter-town-hall-meeting-marlins-man

https://sports.theonion.com/cash-strapped-florida-retiree-desperately-selling-off-a-1821511445

it's the one with "theonion.com" in the url

you got it, Aristotelian ideal of a dick

https://deadspin.com/rob-manfred-whines-to-espn-brass-after-getting-shredded-1821550864

le batard is a hero

yes

"Project Wolverine" shd def be the title of the next Marlins thread

Not playing captain save a captain, but I suppose one could say that I doubt ESPN would not have lit into Roger Goodell or Adam Silver in the same way and that would be true. ESPN doesn't seem to give a shite about baseball on a good day, so it's not surprising.

Marlins are into their third extinction cycle. Their team existence is some type of weird Chinatown real estate scam, just looping suckers into buying high. Loria was able to flip $158 millon of borrowed money into selling a club for over a billion dollars and he got a world series ring. Who is laughing now?

I doubt ESPN would not have lit into Roger Goodell or Adam Silver in the same way

i think it's more that le batard dgaf -- i'm sure the espn execs (who aren't high) aren't happy

but lol at manfred expecting every single media hit to service him, even from a guy who got banned from voting for the hof

Manfred said "I'm not gonna be deposed" in response to hostile questions because America's executives and top politicians have no experience with aggressive press interviews and only expect to be challenged when sued https://t.co/uA2YXdcXE2

— slackbot (@pareene) December 23, 2017

never trust something called Project Wolverine imo

Billy the Marlin filleted

https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/miami-marlins/article198595674.html

He was probably going to cost too much after arbitration.

https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/how-bad-will-the-marlins-outfield-actually-be/

we need a new Marlins thread bcz this year is gonna be 'fascinating'

Mattingly said three rotation spots are up for grabs. Dan Straily and Jose Urena are the locks, barring something unforeseen. @Marlins Wei-Yin Chen not expected to be ready by Opening Day #SpringTraining2018

— Joe Frisaro (@JoeFrisaro) February 14, 2018

the rotation won't be any better

While Giancarlo Stanton and Christian Yelich were happy to be traded by the Miami Marlins, right-hander Dan Straily says he wants to be a cornerstone of the team's rebuilding plan.

And that's not all.

"I'm glad they're gone," Straily said Friday. "If they don't want to be here, good for them."

lolol

dan straily, heart and soul of the 2018 marlins

open the books!

https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/instagraphs/miami-dade-is-suing-jeffrey-loria/

BREAKING: Lewis Brinson homers for the Marlins and the Home Run Sculpture was NOT activated.

— clarkspencer (@clarkspencer) March 27, 2018

uh oh

yikes

Hi there, we’re still here. 👋

But let’s get real, our tweets aren’t going to help.

— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) April 8, 2018

what's yikes? i guess i should check the news?

Project Wolverine in full effect: 2018 Miami Marlins

2 years ago today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vXTdfxgyl0

or, you know, next tuesday