L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

I find these very subtly bad:

https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_1_3.jpg
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_4_3.jpg
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_9_3.jpg
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_13_3.jpg

"Oh you know, I love music, that's why I keep random components of a drum kit on hand not set up in any playable configuration"

Certainly an obscenely soulless and too-large house.

I love how the attempts at grandeur break down once we reach an actual room - just 8 foot ceilings, Venetian blinds, and an ill-proportioned room struggling to make sense of way way too many windows. Good luck putting anything in there besides miscellaneous objects arranged in order to vaguely suggest a hobby or lifestyle choice.

I'd live there. I could turn it around.

Yours for 3 mil

Weird how they snapped the photo just as the bride was coming out of the rest room.

never saw this thread before, very lol

http://i.imgur.com/gWbjjGV.jpg

Love the fringe halos around the trees. Anything else it's got that violates space and dimensions?

http://i.imgur.com/HATZ4lD.jpg

OMG, we'll take it. Right after I'm done peaking here.

https://s14.postimg.org/v2njnrek1/image.jpg

£1.2m is a lot of money but it's a big house...

https://s21.postimg.org/lor0t9i4n/image.jpg

Decor could use some updating but...

https://s11.postimg.org/hkc04h1dv/image.jpg

Hmm.

whaaaat

yeah who puts a men in black picture on the wall

o m g
https://www.trulia.com/property/1062850320-24-Brentwood-Dr-Avon-CT-06001
flip through those pics

mother of god

is that the hansel and gretel house

below is apparently the artist's spec for the brentwood house?
http://nebula.wsimg.com/d2d1e9307fee8e376e94e42c9174fcc7?AccessKeyId=D805D8BDDABF3F976511&disposition=0&alloworigin=1

(via jes skolnik on twitter: he got excited and a pal of his did some archive-diving)

ha yea we were talking about this place in the "buying a house" thread

posted it there too :)

another wonderful pplains thread. in the words of loleatta holloway, he gets down to the real nitty gritty.

lol that link. house is kind of amazing all things considered

great place to live if you take shrooms every day

This house was occupied by two brothers for 30 years. The owner was a hoarder and the property has about 10 sheds on it. The price is what it is because of the condition of the house. It is in need of a total rehab of the house and the yard. The bones of this house seem good but is not for the faint of heart. There is a strong urine smell throughout and the inside needs to be stripped out and totally redone to make this into something worthwhile, or just bulldozed and stick a new house on the lot.

natural ice

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/108-Freese-Dr_Sanger_TX_76266_M70050-11495#photo0

HA

Oh no

The reprise of the screened-in porch couldn't even distract me.

Appropriate it's on Freese Drive though.

omg

haha oh no

heh i thought the kitchen was the money shot but.. i was wrong

lolll

honestly baffled by the hallway's lack of walkspace, footprints, or central pile

click on a link from an ilx thread one time and

http://i.imgur.com/PkGjlY7.png

listing photos are like "did you see the pool?" "there's a pool here!!!" "interior is really nice but i just want to make sure you remember there's a swimming pool!" "by the way there is an outdoor bar/entertainment area next to the swimming pool!!!!" http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4554-Broadale-Rd-Cleveland-OH-44109/33341071_zpid/

it is a pretty fly pool but yeah interesting contrast to the number of listings i've seen where the pool is minimized or not even photographed.

"Paradise in Cleveland!"

Welcome to McMansion Hell

Everyone of those statues, including the fat pizza chef and the staircase santas, come to life at night and try to stab you.

lol @ "an art"

"Dressers about to stage an intervention"

http://i.imgur.com/HipZOcg.jpg

"Hello! Thanks for coming! If you could just sign in here, we'll get you your registration packet and schedule. Where are you all from?"

http://i.imgur.com/oBwu2VO.jpg

"Well, let me answer your question with a question. How would you like to have free honey for the rest of your life?"

http://i.imgur.com/lDn5Y95.jpg

And this one messing with my head like:

http://i.imgur.com/Z9w8peC.gif

http://i.imgur.com/htoKR1F.jpg?1

Oh come on, you'd have a better chance of dying from pneumonia than actually electrocuting yourself!

feel like I just typed idclip in doom ii

lol

http://www.mcmansionhell.com/ is fun stuff - - - good at calling out specific design crimes and giving me new ways to hate these buildings, and the real-estate agent set-dressers who must go around with carloads of pottery to arrange in glass-fronted cabinets.. fyi the topmost entry is some kind of non-sequitur entry in a different genre, the meat is below.

haha yes that is a great site

the "101" series of articles is essential.

the examples of 10s are so insane I kind of like them

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a2667b75cec76b6143096add05095d49/tumblr_inline_of5nql2ani1sppt0x_1280.png

If I were a roofer and got a call to quote reroofing that, I'd just cross my arms and say "seven million."

"wrecked upon"? Argh.

But yes that site has some godawful architecture. I think they did an Aus special once.