i for one am excited to determine the fate of the australian building and construction commission

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whoever gets elected to the first six years get the full two-cycle term but Senate election/quotas are a ~dark art~

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 July 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

maybe there won't be a fucking plebiscite now

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 3 July 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link

Its about marriage, not fucking

give it time... cory bernardi may just yet grow his Senate power base

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 July 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

it'd be interesting if bernardi abstained from a crucial vote because he just couldn't get his dick out of that horse

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 4 July 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

So 2 things:
- how is Hanson able to run for office again when she was jailed for electoral fraud!?!?
- how is Hinch able to run for office when he's proudly been a non-voter all his life?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 July 2016 06:52 (seven years ago) link

AND BOTH OF THEM WIN.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 July 2016 06:52 (seven years ago) link

and hinch has been imprisoned at least twice that i can remember iirc

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 July 2016 07:35 (seven years ago) link

Sadly, hansons conviction was overturned

Gerry harvey can go stuff one of his cheapo hard drives up his arse

this is still going onnnnnn

labor: thanks for the support and lol malcolm you suck but you need to make this work
liberal: MEDIIIIIIIIIISCAREEEEE U MEAN

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 10:23 (seven years ago) link

Nice to see turnbull in the shit, long overdue comeuppance on its way

i love how he was all "this is my fault, i take full responsibility, we must not blame everyone else, btw how fucking scab was that labor mediscare campaign ruining my election and all the getup protesters rigging tasmania jfc"

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

And Julie Bishop and Scott Fuckface Morrison being all, "We have listened, we take on board the criticisms!" But when asked what their faults were, they say, "Our campaign was too positive."

loooooooool

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

they refuse to acknowledge that their relentless attack on 90% of australians destroyed their vote, and that turnbull's smiley face and relative lack of baggage only saved some of the furniture

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Remember when Andrew Denton tried to hire a bounty hunter to get Christopher Skase? I reckon a kickstarter to kidnap George Pell and force him back to Australia might get quite a lot of funding.

hey, then pell could call for an investigation into kickstarter too

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

half-expecting pell to issue a statement to the victims saying "sorry if you were raped"

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

people who take rejection very well and don't try to get revenge afterwards: kevin rudd

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 July 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Mr Rudd had previously received vocal support from former Liberal leader Brendan Nelson, though South Australian Liberal senator Cory Bernardi had urged his colleagues not to endorse a "dysfunctional", "vengeful", "unstable", "megalomaniac" like Mr Rudd.

I mean

Shakey δσς (sic), Friday, 29 July 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

one seat majority babey

part of that one seat majority: george christensen

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link

ugh

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

and good ol' onion boy

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link

fuck

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:52 (seven years ago) link

Sources have confirmed the Federal Cabinet voted 11 to 10 in favour of nominating Rudd but it was Prime Minister who made the final decision not to support him

oh man I had missed Kevern related cabinet leaks

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

remember when it was such a good idea to hold a double dissolution

[points out that Ricky Muir, The People's Senator, is no longer and the house of review is populated by One Nation nutbags going off about global warming conspiracies]

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 November 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

anyway here's more outright racist guff from potatohead boy

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 November 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

we're three years into what america is about to enter

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:27 (seven years ago) link

give us a wave

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link

hugs is more appropriate tbh

so hugs

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:56 (seven years ago) link

<3

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

And we don't even require people to vote

El Tomboto, Sunday, 20 November 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

so, how 'bout these ministerial rorts

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:24 (seven years ago) link

these ministerial rorts while vulnerable members of our society are considering suicide over this fucking centrelink debacle

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link

m8 you don't understand, the poor are bleeding this country dry with all their accrued debt that doesn't exist

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link

if only they respected taxpayers' money, like sussan ley

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link

welp another LNP 46 / ALP 54 2PP poll result

LIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBSSSSSPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:54 (seven years ago) link

Malcolm "Even Less Popular Than Tone" Turnbull, folks.

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:55 (seven years ago) link

sco mo fucking mentum

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:48 (seven years ago) link

Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:55 (seven years ago) link

Libs should be smart

rest of your sentence is redundant imo

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:57 (seven years ago) link

Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go

a) they aren't
b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway
c) word on the street is that certain libs want to double down with potatohead boy

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:32 (seven years ago) link

potatohead boy

does
not
narrow
it
down

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link

point taken, (a) i can't see that guy being the leader of so much as a stapler and (b) they are all fucking potatoes

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:25 (seven years ago) link

scott: potato
tony: potato
bronwyn: potato
barnyard: potato
george: potato
arthur: potato
the current pm (forgotten his name, the rich guy with the internets): potato

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link

a) well I once thought onion boy couldn't lead a pair of scissors but then
b) potatohead boy has allegedly taken over the far right from onion boy
c) read a tweet about how not even scomo was mentioned in potential rollings
d) but he was
e) sorry that I cannot find the tweet
f) I think it was a genuine one
g) happy invasion day, people

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link

also I take offence that you have forgotten malclot turnip's name

Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link


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