lol england

ah m8 to be fair there is plenty of reverse-zing material to find in the federal election campaign

you lot just won a trilateral odi series though. tip top form even as your nation yields to hard-right populism

yeh glad we beat the west indies, we might be able to beat sri lanka now

even as your nation yields to hard-right populism

this is breaking news

yeah but you just got worse, right, like us

pretty much stoked for Boris starting World War III at some stage this year

good luck with this cutting yourself from the rest of the civilised world thing

thanks, we'll need it

we don't need luck, we have the crystal-clear masterplan and unrivalled negotiating skills of theresa may's government to ensure great britain is made great again

the Commonwealth has got our back

hey where's good to emigrate to btw - asking for a friend

;_;

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976xn/p04x91b3.jpg

the Commonwealth has got our back

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/images/folder886/400x/10556886.jpg

'this is our most desperate hour. help us, st kitts & nevis. you're out only hope.'

the Commonwealth has got our back

hoping for a republic referendum in the next decade, strategically timed to cause further despair and inferiority about your place in the world

(you're still a good bunch of blokes and sheilas but)

dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh

a nation of Farages. The Scots are okay, mostly

http://www.crystalinks.com/druids_stonehenge.jpg

these aren't the druids you're looking for

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/3/32/Eric_Pickles_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140731190144

'that's no moon!'

http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/resources/images/5233955.jpg

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nintchdbpict0002471247541.jpg

xp something something wretched hive of scum and villainy okay that's enough star wars for now

dunno where you're getting your info but we're a bunch of cunts tbh

this positive feedback is coming from a bunch of cunts so

'the feedback is coming from inside the cunt'

well... better fire up this thread again

fondly looking towards the socialist utopias of the south pacific

** slightly competent (and slightly racist) labor opposition
** er...

fondly looking towards the unspoiled, ungoverned vistas of tharsis

http://media-channel.nationalgeographic.com/media/uploads/photos/content/photo/2016/08/29/MARS_Helmets_DL.jpg

bingo

the scourge is clearly English people and their descendants

on mars we'll all be martians

psyched tbh

Mars must be kept clean of Englishes, the virus must be contained imo

i'm all for it tbh

I should study Martian law in the hope of being called to the Mars Bar.

mars is a lawless place - better to knuckle down on learning the music of bruce willis in the hope of landing a gig as bruno mars

united in our being ruled by rupert fucking murdoch whatever happens

this is where we discuss ben stokes, criminal

/ ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england

ben stokes, strong-armed hero of progressive england

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HgPKJP2x4

can't believe they couldn't catch this during the nets session in Amsterdam

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/30/21/44E6C13A00000578-4936954-image-a-1_1506802410537.jpg

to think of all the lol penalty shootout jokes

maybe saturday, hey

the croats will see this one through, surely

[desperately tries to pivot this thread back to a little bit of politics]

must admit that I've only had limited time to keep tabs on how little old England is going but I'm only seeing positive news stories such as Greggs now offering home delivery (thank you to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

again, I'm still not quite up to speed on news coming from jolly old England - but I'm sure it's still all positive, based on the gamechanger that is Morrisons' Christmas Dinner In a Giant Cornish Pasty (thanks again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

I want it, badly.

hearing something about 'no confidence' for some reason, but I am confident that M&S' Foot Long Pigs In Blankets will be a big seller this Christmas (thank again to the friends of the Cape at LADBible)

i love how may’s future will be decided in a “lightning speed” party room spill over t w o h o u r s. they are totally amateurs at this spill thing.

Well, it's 2019, and I would expect that England is speeding towards to an exciting future, much like the lad caught driving his car at 123mph to get a kebab (thanks as always to the friends of the Cape at LADbible.)

We regret to advise that the Cape of Good Hope has been forced to cut ties with LADbible after they published two stories on this 'Brexit' thing

Ironically, I am currently eating a pasty.

I’m in a cheap yakitori joint in Sapporo, they are playing fairport convention this seems as good a moment as any to pour one out for lol England.

Aww :)

here we fucking go!!!!

you hate to see it

if we play this right and dont get sucked in we'll own these clowns but christmas

Now we both have blind idiots for prime ministers

boris meeting scoot morrison will probably suck the universe into a black hole of utter fucking deadshittedness

Just finished s2 of Fleabag, read the Fleabag thread, so much hand-wringing because she sounds/is posh

ok polling it

well not much happening there is it

Another blow to a Tory! (Thanks as always to our friends at The LAD Bible.)

Must admit that I didn't realise that Brexit was all part of a scheme to obtain a discount on Tim Tams.

PM @BorisJohnson on the commencement of free trade agreement talks between the UK and Australia 🇬🇧🇦🇺 pic.twitter.com/WxqaZdqL5q

— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) June 17, 2020

He can have the Tim rams if we can get zero tariffs on scampi fries.

just bumping this thread for no particular reason

(sorry)