hahahaha Ned, go back to the original thread
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I already saw that! Great minds, etc.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
cheating slightly:
I'll watch Shatner try to pull one off. Especially a gender switch.
-- Trip Maker, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets"
ha ha i love this
― Ste, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm the one massaging the shark with the small dowel
-- Stevie D, Friday, August 1, 2008 11:35 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link
ned, i can't afford condoms right now. -- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link
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so jerk off into a towel instead? -- Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link
― Ste, Thursday, 14 August 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
That's out of context?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
i think thats a zing
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd recommend putting unlubricated condoms on the dog's feet (and tail, just to be safe), holding them in place with elastic bands.
-- remy bean
― omar little, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I was beside myself when Mozzer whipped it out in concert last year.
-- Johnny Fever, Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM (Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but does it count as "doing" it? ;)
― so glitchy (kenan), Monday, September 15, 2008 8:51 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― a hat check clerk at an ice rink (n/a), Monday, 15 September 2008 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh god yes, I know it, I've caught it by accident several times.
― the usual olfactory abuse (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 17:00 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Lovenasium (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean Guy Garvey is NOT fucking Burt Bacharach!!
― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, October 9, 2008 10:10 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― Dave from Norwich, Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
in the office, i'm not doing it in my pants.
except on fridays.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 02:02 (1 year ago)
― Trayce, Monday, 13 October 2008 06:31 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty sure there is a limit on size. why you gotta try and break the law? also, excellent post by pappawheelie.
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 18 October 2008 05:42 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2008 08:53 (fifteen years ago) link
i just have a sleeve and use it in whatever
― the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:03 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 2. Atheists incorrectly believe that they are not a religion. (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Has nobody actually explained what "don't ask, don't tell" is?
― nabisco, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yes, it has been covered.
― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
It's just like American QVC! (I have seen both!)
― caek, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
oh laurel that's a really great picture of you! also boobz pic is awesome.
― ian, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 5:07 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark
― StanM, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
This very question was posed to the readers of Women's Health last month. Next time I make a trip to the bathroom I will do a little research and report back with results.
― z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:16 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
So hard to POO.
― gnarly sceptre, Friday, July 4, 2008 2:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― WHALE WARS (jabba hands), Monday, 10 November 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link
this was a good revive too:
she fucked prodigy from mobb deep
― _, Friday, November 11, 2005 1:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:36 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
daniel craig did this too
― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought the martian anus was pretty cool― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 3:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 3:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
where do i get some in oakland
― i hope you don't pray to jesus with that mouth (Rubyredd), Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 November 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Where is "Christopher Walken"?
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 13, 2008 2:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
― deadin' berries (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 23 November 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Being from an academic background, Ben hasn't quite figured out what he's supposed to do with it yet.
― gabbneb, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Can I touch your...stuff?― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:51 (3 years ago)don't touch my stuff!― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:54 (3 years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:51 (3 years ago)
don't touch my stuff!
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 18 August 2005 16:54 (3 years ago)
― east3500oakl✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Bitter? Me? Oh Nooooo! Not at all!!!
― Geir Hongro, Saturday, March 24, 2007 11:32 PM (1 year ago)
― arular (unregistered), Monday, 22 December 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
haha I mean climax not movie
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 6:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I could live w/ Dick in prison and Bush in glum disgrace.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:52 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark
― Edward III, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Prison Rape
― Sug's jest bang (velko), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i did whiney!!!!
― lol (roxymuzak), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:31 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link
XD
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
oh come on give us a hard one
― One of the Most High Profile Comedy Directors of the 90s (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 6:43 PM (21 seconds ago)
― WmC, Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"Wes Anderson vibe" my ass
― Dr Morbius, Sunday, March 8, 2009 12:41 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link
haaah
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
wes anderson, vibe my ass
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
looooool A+++++++ n/a
― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
wes, anderson-vibe my ass.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:6_kmWbWRRII9sM:http://blog.su-spectator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/wesanderson1.jpghttp://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:3wtXH67gc19UqM:http://www.crankyeditor.com/Portfolio/Product%2520Copy/Top%2520Picks%2520-%2520Waterproof%2520Toys_files/waterg.jpghttp://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:SY_6A71N3RfS1M:http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/www_Sticker_Tk_kiss_my_ass.jpg
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Wes Anderson looks like Tilda Swinton.
― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i mean to get banned
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:51 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
(crackbone actually went next and just wrote 'RAPE', which was quite funny really)
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:57 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link
flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it
― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 4:01 AM (12 hours ago)
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link
are you aimin it raggett
― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, June 18, 2004
― velko, Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, sorry, Abbott already covered the baby/penis thing
― nabisco, Monday, April 27, 2009 6:01 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i fuck w/ Dookie
― Briney Deep Coralgarden (some dude), Monday, May 11, 2009 7:43 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
raggett smash
― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, November 16, 2003 9:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― autobahn mi (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
I like messes, if they're sincere.
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, May 18, 2009 8:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― "some fucking dumb indie reason you refuse to admit" (Bimble), Monday, 18 May 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
҉ backwards is difficult
― AJ Styles, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:33 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link