Your apartment and requisite fucking useless super, aloof landlord, and bullshit structural problems.

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We don't have a general "death to landlords" thread.

https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/dsa-comes-for-immigrant-landlords-of-color

The boiler in the 14-unit building he owns in Brooklyn’s Crown Heights neighborhood had gone belly up a few months before, and supply chain issues were making it impossible to find a good replacement. It was getting cold in New York, so Eccles bought each of his tenants a space heater before shelling out a small fortune on heat pumps, a green solution he said he liked in large part because it was good for the environment. The investment meant he was now nearly $300,000 in debt. And New York, he said, was doing everything it could to drive him out of business.

Very generous of him to buy 14 $50 space heaters for a New York winter.

Eccles, who moved to Brooklyn from Jamaica as an infant and whose family owes its break to his uncle Walter, who climbed his way up from fruit picker to owner of more than 100 multiunit properties.

Funny that the media can only find *one* guy to cover over and over and over out of what, 8.8 million people in NYC? https://t.co/f2zxxAvXz2 pic.twitter.com/UC8ByQqrag

— Lindsay Ballant (@lindsayballant) March 25, 2022

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— Rebecca Baird-Remba (@thecitywanderer) April 18, 2022

we had an obvious leak in the wall as we could hear it. the maintenance crew was prompt, but gave us no real warning (we think they told it to my dad, who by now they know can't talk, as they've met him many times over the last two years).....promptly made so much noise I had to bail on my training class and the neighbor next door came out agitated.

after that, we noticed our bathroom floor was wet, like water seeping through. we got told it was the toilet, they just needed to reseal the caulk.

that's done....wet floors remain. then they look at the toilet and say they found a crack in the bowl, install a new one. floors remain wet.

then maintenance tries to come over and tell us we're obviously not toweling ourselves off after our showers, which.....what? how would that produce water on the floor 12 hours after anybody took a shower, and besides it's not true. so he relented, said it looked like a drainage issue, and added putty.

water...still...coming through floor. they look today and find a leak in the SHOWER and have to come and fucking tear shit apart tomorrow, so now I have to go to the office to work as I have a class.

to their credit, they're prompt and polite, but this has been incredibly disruptive for the last two months.

I spent the day putting plastic on the windows and weatherproofing all the cracks; like every Chicago apartment I’ve lived in, the windows were either installed improperly or have become warped over the decades. Half of our windows don’t really lock, because the bit you turn is a few centimeters higher than where it turns into. As you can imagine, that creates a lot of drafts. Likewise, our porch door is visibly crooked in the frame.

It made me more frustrated than usual this year, because it really summed up how normalized it is that landlords aren’t expected to do anything more than the bare minimum, barring some emergency like a leak. (Or unless they plan to call it a rehab and jack up the rent.) Oh, it’s just an old building, tenants should expect discomfort, that’s just the way it goes.

Sure, it’s not their fault—the management company didn’t install these windows. Somehow, though, that translates into not being their responsibility. Rather than landlords fixing the windows somewhere along the line, the tenants just have to spend their own time and money to weatherproof, or pay higher heating bills as a result of the building’s defect. They could at least send someone around to seal the windows for us.

It’s similar to air conditioning. If the building doesn’t have it, it’s the tenants’ responsibility to buy an window unit and drag it along to every place they rent—because that’s just the way the old building is, and heaven forbid the landlord shell some money out for a one-time solution.

It’s a topsy turvy world: in most other businesses, if you pay thousands of dollars to a company, they’d treat you like a valuable client and do what they can to make you happy. In renting, the landlord acts more like they’re your boss—don’t complain too much, or submit too many maintenance requests, else they might get irritated and decide you’re too much trouble to retain.

My landlord isn't so terrible, but I do feel like a lot of chores are up to me.. currently doing some caulking replacement around the tub

When my bathroom ceiling fell in due to an upstairs leak, they were kind enough to replace it

I have a small towel that I cram into the front door crack at night, using a plastic scraper. But this is coastal california, not Chicago, so the stakes are much lower. I think this building is around a hundred years old, and it has separate taps for hot & cold water in the bathroom sink, which kinda sucks. Pretty sure the toilet is from the 40's or so, but it seems to work okay.