things the record store clerk hates to hear

They're all just looking for that fucking Caine Mutiny soundtrack in the end.

That reminds of a time decades ago I was at the New Public Library for the Performing Arts, when LPs were still the main way of listening to music. I was waiting for a turntable to free up and I overheard a bizarre conversation from some fellows who clearly had some issues. One guy was saying to another "You're not going to kill anyone. If anyone is going to be killed it is going to be you, not me." (!) Clearly one or both of these gentlemen was hearing voices and either attributing them to the other or verbalizing them. A security guard soon saw fit to intervene by saying "If you want to beef, beef outside, beef outside." While this was going on, I peeked at what one of the guys was listening to and it was the Coma soundtrack, which piece of information sent a chill up my spine.

But perhaps this is a different angle on the whole matter.

lol
Thanks to this thread I'm never setting foot in a used record store again
Though I guess used book stores are a very similar scene

Look, motherfucker, you can either be cheap or an audiophile

“You make $10 an hour and your air of unearned superiority is all you have to cling to in your sad life”

“Aaand a pack of gum”

"You make $10 an hour but you should make more money, also you intimidate me"