so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics

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Thanks to this thread I've been singing this http://youtu.be/RTKFJpUAyy4 to myself a lot, only with 'cream' instead of 'green'.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 9 June 2016 08:03 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Last night I ordered a Papa Johns which was half 'BBQ Beef Brisket': Melt-in-the-mouth chunks of brisket burnt ends sliced from slow-smoked beef brisket, plus delicious crispy onions and bacon, drizzled with a sweet Cola BBQ sauce.
Yes, I had my reservations about a sweet Cola BBQ sauce - although it sounds a bit Nigella, Papa Johns are exactly the sort to screw it up and make something truly disgusting. But curiosity got the better of me.

I can only describe the sauce as tasting exactly like melted down Cola bottles (sweets). Really quite revolting. Luckily somehow they hadn't drowned the pizza in it and it couldn't really be tasted, plus the brisket was actually quite nice.

kinder, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link

mein dummes kleines kinder. (School level german)

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link

I'm still going to have the rest for lunch - it is pizza, after all

kinder, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 11:19 (seven years ago) link

Spent a week in Italy this summer, and I've become quite a sucker for salsiccia on pizza. Normally doesn't like sausage, but this is really great. Salsiccia and gorgonzola, mmmm.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link

I know an American dude who likes to dip his pizza in custard.

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

I have had some delicious Papa Johns pizzas and also some rather lacklustre ones in my life.

TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

The Greek is my go-to. They stopped doing it for a while so I stopped going there. They obviously realised their mistake.

kinder, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

had this for lunch:
http://i.imgur.com/1E6dk7b.jpg

Het schaduwkabinet reshuffle (seandalai), Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Damn, that sounds good.

how's life, Saturday, 8 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

some good corn talk itt

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

seems...fine?

Number None, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

Robot steals your food prep job, gets creative

nashwan, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link

one pls

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link

happy birthday rescinded

imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

if one more person calls out rocket as a bad pizza topping i swear to god

imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

What arugula do?

virginity simple (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

jfc you're going to have to check your fps after that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

tt is on the 'rocket is disgusting' team

i am in dudgeon

imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

you're a vegetarian for fuck's sake

imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

Whole Foods carries a prosciutto and arugula (rocket) frozen pizza that I get from time to time. Yum!

sarahell, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link

only thing that can help that pizza is some rocket

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red rocket

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Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

Last February in London, I ate a pizza topped with confited Anjou pear, smoked ricotta, borage, and gobs of parsley. I wanted to be snarky about it, but it was dope.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

u ate dessert pizza basically

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

Basically. It looked like castoff from a bad Pimm's cup, tbh.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Eating americanized indian curry with mash potatoes

i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 19 June 2017 01:15 (six years ago) link

still haven't recovered from thomasina myers being the founder of the wahaca food chain

three months pass...

the other night i had the new kedgeree pizza at zero degrees

it wasn't that good

imago, Saturday, 23 September 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

however it did feel like it tumbled directly out of my 21-year-old mind, which is why i got it

imago, Saturday, 23 September 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

*looks at menu description*
much as I like both kedgeree and pizza, this sounds terrible... Although probably better than the peking duck.

carne asada one is nice.

kinder, Saturday, 23 September 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

thus reminding me of the time i told ilxor 'carne asada' that their name was a pizza and their subsequent incomprehension/ire

imago, Saturday, 23 September 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

well yeah it's a bit like telling someone called kedgeree that their name is a pizza

kinder, Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link

gettin schooled by a chocolate egg here

imago, Saturday, 23 September 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

Hadn't noticed this thread. If pizza wasn't a mongrel food to begin with, someone might have cause to be offended.

The endgame is of course curry nacho cheeseburger pizza. It will hit all the salt/sugar/fat buttons and we'll love it.

Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, 23 September 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

A place around the corner does a pizza with gyro meat, black olives, red onions, fresh tomatoes, spinach, feta cheese, tzatiziki sauce and extra cheese. It's my go-to whenever we order in lately.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 September 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link

do whatever you want to a pizza

brimstead, Saturday, 23 September 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link

i would eat that gyro pizza except tzatiziki sauce is really unecessary

brimstead, Saturday, 23 September 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link

Tombot, that sounds as much like a flat kebab as it does a pizza. Approved.

kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 24 September 2017 05:31 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

National pizza day pic.twitter.com/HXMFsUh4re

— Robert Cohen (@kodacohen) February 10, 2019

j., Sunday, 10 February 2019 00:33 (five years ago) link

That is a salad

Norm’s Superego (silby), Sunday, 10 February 2019 01:34 (five years ago) link

i didn't notice before but it's got some of that black oil krycek stuff from the x-files on it

j., Sunday, 10 February 2019 01:52 (five years ago) link

Lj did you put any chocolate on your kedgeree pizza?

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 10 February 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

nuke sweden

The most Swedish pizza there is. Pineapple, banana, curry. pic.twitter.com/aGum8QybJ7

— @sweden (@sweden) August 11, 2017

Excellent proof that there is such thing as bad pizza (ffs Sweden)

gyac, Monday, 14 October 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

Lawyers for Julian Assange should consider using this pizza to fight his extradition.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

I would 100% eat that pizza

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

I would eat that pizza too.

Yerac, Monday, 14 October 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

Does it have cheese? If so, which?

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 14 October 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link


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