so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics

I just skimmed back through this thread and am coming to the conclusion that pizza must be stopped

every year we must perform the great dance

that looks more like flatbread with stuff on it rather than pizza, but it looks appetizing nonetheless

gross imo.

https://twitter.com/BevisSimpson/status/624638853215682560

Is that sweetcorn? Vile stuff that doesn't belong on a pizza or anywhere else for that matter.

it's Sean Bean

Sweet corn belongs on pizza for the same reason pineapple and (some) BBQ sauces do - sweetness works well with the savoury.

i fucking loathe sweetcorn on pizza but my gf adores it. diff't strokes idk

don't like sweetcorn on pizza or on/in much of anything, but that picture says mango

Sweet corn belongs on pizza for the same reason pineapple and (some) BBQ sauces do - sweetness works well with the savoury.

― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd)

NO

pizza

ftr my post was triggered by looking at the scorpion pizza again; I am completely down with the concept of mango + crayfish even if that particular picture doesn't look great

Ha, I grew up in the age of baked bean pizzas (am Britisher). But I'm getting a newfound love for pizza since I gave up meat at the new year - it's the basic veggie eating out choice. And while everyone else is picking delicious meats you're just trying I cram veg toppings on.

Sweetcorn is literally the worst. Makes me think of what it would be like to eat dead people's teeth.

I like corn on the cob though. More food should be on the cob.

The Minnesota State Fair puts an alarming array of foods on a stick, it's pretty awesome

http://static2.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2155195.1426776975!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/rangers-food.jpg

How can you like corn on the cob and hate sweetcorn?

I actually had a pizza with corn and chorizo recently and it was great. Sorry thread.

Yeah they are literally the same product unless you're like eating the cob

wait

dog latin

are you

are you eating the cob

filed under "things that sound dirty but aren't"

They don't taste the same at all.

Sweetcorn generally come from a tin or a packet and is all squishy and tastes like foot-shavings. Corn on the cob, especially off the bbq and rolled in a little smoked paprika and grated cheese is a thing of wonder.

I think they must add sugar or something to sweetcorn before transit. It's malevolent. Imagine eating that shit. Yeeuch.

Tinned sweet corn is in some kind of sugary brine. (And is still delicious)

this is a weird level of antipathy for something as ultimately harmless as sweetcorn, even if I agree that it doesn't do well on a pizza

Tinned vegetables are usually not good, yes

Corn on the cob is still sweetcorn

dog latin otm

It's more a problem of putting stuff on a pizza that too easily falls/rolls off.

yeah sweetcorn is just a basic veg

my dubious weight is behind dog latin here too

well you endorsed that crayfish and mango atrocity

that should be illegal

i should confess here that i had a "pizza" with slow-roasted goat and yoghurt recently, it was a delicious kebab imo but it was in a pizza place and they called it pizza.

Sounds more like a lahmacun

Crayfish & mango is good in a salad imo

Was it Turkish pizza? That can be good but imo is also not pizza.

xp actually wins is that the proper name for Turkish pizza? I think it might be.

Thought a Turkish pizza was a pide

yeah i guess a lahmacun is more accurate - it was at homeslice in covent garden. nice pizza imo.

xpost i was thinking pide also.

It's all pizza to me man

What is existence but pizza

we are merely toppings on life's great flat dough

some of us crayfish, others sweetcorn.

wiki says lahmacun is Turkish pizza (also known as Armenian pizza) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahmacun

ah man we're crashing into a caucasian semantic hellzone now

calzone more like

https://twitter.com/Pideoven

i heard this place is good, they seem to say pide. but i've definitely seen lahmacun.

here we go, i googled and found this nice blog:

I am often asked the difference between pide and lahmacun, another national favorite. Lahmacun is also a flat bread with ground meat topping, but it is thinner and in round shape. We like to squeeze lemon over it liberally and roll it like a wrap to eat lahmacun. Pide is oval in shape, thicker and we serve in slices.

http://ozlemsturkishtable.com/tag/pide/

crayfish and mango lahmacun

imagining wins' circuits shorting in an effort to find the best pun in 'lahmacun'

puns shouldn't be effortful

wikipedia doesn't seem to acknowledge the common Australian form of pide at all, where the bread usually encloses and is baked around the "toppings" >:(