http://excusethebananas.com/english-teacher-re-titles-classic-poems-clickbait-last-ditch-effort-trick-students-learning/
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link
Great news! The GOP convention will be a disasterTuesday, 12 Apr 2016 | 12:12 PM ET
The GOP convention may be a complete disaster but that's not a bad thing. Here's why, says Jake Novak.
― Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 05:02 (seven years ago) link
OKC Thunder: Kevin Durant isn’t who we thought he was, and that’s our faulthttp://newsok.com/article/5508240
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link
https://d17oy1vhnax1f7.cloudfront.net/items/3l0311153i1h1j010g21/Screen%20Shot%202016-09-13%20at%2013.53.33.png
stay classy nytimes
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:31 (seven years ago) link
Mark Zuckerberg wants to cure all disease by the end of this century. That’s not as ridiculous as you think.
― salthigh, Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link
https://thatwasabitmental.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/large-planet-of-the-apes-blu-ray7.jpg
The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago, and that's okay.
― sarahell, Friday, 23 September 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
The Times editorial board has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. Here's why.
― Sharkie, Saturday, 24 September 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link
Hey teachers, please stop using behavior charts. Here’s why
― esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 24 September 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a280/HansHolbein/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsygra2cbi.jpeg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 25 September 2016 05:49 (seven years ago) link
Election Update: The Polls Disagree, And That’s OKBy Nate Silver
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― nomar, Friday, 28 October 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link
I Built Up a Solid Reputation That I Subsequently Proceeded to Piss On With Masochistic Regularity, and Here's Why
― I'm not a dummy. I'm not. (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 October 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link
Contractual obligation; the money's good
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 28 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2016/11/30/cnn-devoted-nearly-20000-words-to-a-single-trump-tweet-and-thats-okay/
― Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link
"needs to stop"https://mic.com/articles/161749/reasons-millennial-shaming-needs-to-stop-now-income-inequality-social-mobility-and-the-american-dream?bt_ee=BCF7R6m0Qb411Im5uzpnLB7FZAJmQgxOOC7tugqS+eHrt0VUnXemiow9RymoWCd2&bt_ts=1481328211158#.KPFaVemyI
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 11 December 2016 05:45 (seven years ago) link
Watch Parmenides DESTROY Socrates in this extraordinary dialogue.
― The boy who cried 'wolf' in a crowded theatre (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link
Simon Dedalus just DESTROYED anti-Parnell talking-points over an extraordinary Christmas dinner.
― The boy who cried 'wolf' in a crowded theatre (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link
The incredible new TED talk by @realMarkAntony will challenge everything you thought you knew about Caesar's assassination.
― The boy who cried 'wolf' in a crowded theatre (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link
Please stop starting your headlines "please stop"
― banfred bann (wins), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
Watch fearless Jacslayer @ed_burke_1689 DESTROY Universal Rights Warriors in his latest video pamphlet.
― The boy who cried 'wolf' in a crowded theatre (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
lol
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link
"and what" / " here's why "
― dylannn, Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
leon@leyawnSOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 12 December 2016 04:50 (seven years ago) link
I've been seeing "It did not go well" a lot recently in clickbait headlines
Usually along the lines of: "(Powerful, Trump-related person) tried to talk about (issue). It did not go well." (i.e. a bunch of people impotently tweeted insults at them)
― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 February 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link
Something I've seen in like half a dozen headlines about the Wikileaks/CIA story: How Afraid Should I Be?
― (Got A) Key In My Peehole (From Peeing Through a Keyhole) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:11 (seven years ago) link
https://i1.wp.com/blogofdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/panic_thumb.jpg?resize=644%2C484
― soref, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link
She was guilty of the "ONE NEGLECT" that mars many marriages and you won't believe what she did next (Hint: Lysol douche!)
― Madchen, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9Nyp0Zh.png
― rob, Saturday, 24 June 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
Lord help me I like to write about these dumb movies https://t.co/p6GWbvMGGI— Emily Yoshida (@emilyyoshida) June 23, 2017
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 24 June 2017 14:54 (six years ago) link
I feel like Bilge Elbiri raised the stakes too high for anyone reviewing this one
― rob, Saturday, 24 June 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
It's not like it's a high bar for something to count as art. There's tons of shitty art.
― jmm, Saturday, 24 June 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link
Piero Manzoni's shit might be...art?
― rob, Saturday, 24 June 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says Senate has chance to pass important health care bill; if it fails, he won't like it "and that's OK"— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) June 27, 2017
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link
Why does trump say hen fap
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link
and this is why
― Hilarity Winner (doo dah), Sunday, 9 July 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link
article
― Hilarity Winner (doo dah), Sunday, 9 July 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
I gave my cat a poop transplant—here’s what happened next
https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/07/i-gave-my-cat-a-fecal-microbiome-transplant-heres-what-happened-next/
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 July 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
No One’s Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf—And That’s a Problemhttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/can-wolves-and-humans-coexist-180965337
― Beret McKesson (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link
Boats full of dead people from North Korea keep showing up in Japan - here's why
― omar little, Sunday, 10 December 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' Will Be Too Inclusive For Some People. Good.
So the Cat Person short story has made straight men feel uncomfortable. Good
― jmm, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
The Timing of Janelle Monáe’s Coming Out Felt Like a Business Move—and That’s OK
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Monday, 17 September 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link
Do We Really Need An Amy Winehouse Hologram Tour, Though?
― Alba, Saturday, 13 October 2018 08:07 (five years ago) link
Most people don’t want to think about their own death. If they do, it’s not in any sort of real way. We imagine floating around and haunting the people who have wronged us, for a short while. But it’s hard to grasp the permanence of what happens when you no longer live inside the flesh cage that encases your soul (or whatever you believe in).
― Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 13 October 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link
Influencer says she was on a 'tapas and cocaine' diet to stay thin - here's why that's not healthy
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link
did she not know you're supposed to order a couple tapas per person and share?
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link
Everything You Know About Pizza Is Wrong … Maybe
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
Parasites Infect These Beetles. It Might Be a Good Thing.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
i knew the beatles were infected by parasites, and that's okay
― sarahell, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
Charli XCX Is Probably Not the Future of Pop, and That’s Okay
― jaymc, Sunday, 15 September 2019 06:35 (four years ago) link
otherwise this stone would seem defacedbeneath the translucent cascade of the shouldersand would not glisten like a wild beast's fur:
would not, from all the borders of itself,burst like a star: for here there is no placethat does not see you. You must hack your life.
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:11 (four years ago) link
Confession: I tell myself "that's OK" pretty much about everything, all the time.
― sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Sunday, 15 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link