"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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I hope you didn't tell her your name was Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, because there are only like 3 of those on the googleable internet

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

We don't know each other's last names.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

^^ thats always the best way:)

696, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

people's band lists are so long because they want to cast the most comprehensive possible net in which to snare gurls people using band names as search terms

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Or because they're extremely anal (see: my band's MySpace page).

jaymc, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

Or record-collecting music nerds.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

oh, it gets you sex? anyone mind if i copy and paste theirs?

696, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

Or autopopulated their list

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

i faked my list.

an ilxor knows someone i knew irl, it's wild.

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

w.r.t. f-book group 'I Love Music':

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UH-OH

Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

try f-book group "i love music sandbox", perhaps?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe there's no ornaldo bloomps for presidnetn group

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

i can. some memes go far enough.

Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://bani.anime.net/o_rly.jpg

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

people's band lists are so long because they want to cast the most comprehensive possible net in which to snare gurls people using band names as search terms

yes

I do need to edit mine down though, I keep trying :/

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

argh u got me good, enrique

but u will not win ultimately because i am the small cat

*weeps*

Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

hot girls are always, always searching facebook for guys who like the same bands they do. how else do they get guys, after all?

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

your logic is well sound

blueski, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, srsly, how many hot progressive chicks must there be?

Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

maybe i will bond with a total stranger over a shared fondness for whoever the fuck's in my list.

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

no you won't enrique, because you have a closed profile, so nobody but your friends can see your music list. i know this because we're from the same area (london) and i can't access your profile. breathe a sigh of relief, why don't you.

Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

shit has irl consequences bro.

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

i'm working on rolling it out a bit.

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

politics only go up to 'very liberal' = bullshit

milo z, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

for realsies.

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

nrq you are tripping over this so much it's kind of funny

lex pretend, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

c'mon milo, you should only need 'liberal'! i guess in america, 'liberal' still means 'fucking conservative, but we probably need a better healthcare system'.

i've never had irl consequences from my public facebook profile, although i HAVE had (well-publicised) irl repercussions from ilx...

yeah, with regards 'rolling out', it seems you've been in cambridge all this time and never suggested a mini-FAP. i'm disappointed, nay, heartbroken. sadly, i'm now back in london. maybe next year. tissp can come along too!

Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

something which people should learn: just because a box is there does not mean you actually have to fill it in

lex pretend, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

sorry jiggaman, i've been keeping things covert recently, hence facebook 'issues'. i filled out the box while it was still students early and didn't think of it again till a few months ago when i happened to check my student emails...

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

something which people should learn: just because a box is there does not mean you actually have to fill it in

Yeah I didn't realise this when I signed up and filled in all the fields, I would have just left religion etc blank but I thought it was compulsory.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

i've never had irl consequences from my public facebook profile

My father freaked out a bit when my sister reported to him that I'd changed my religion from "A great record can save yr soul" to "Zen Buddhism."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 June 2007 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

i think the 'social networking for non-internet people' meme is right. facebook is down right now -- classic friday afternoon slacking syndrome. and i was just about to drop blue steel :(

That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

signed up yesterday and now it's down. not a good start people.

acrobat, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

That's what you get for trying to test me, son.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

It collapsed under the weight of sheer Passantino vitriol

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

I can't say I'm a fan of the political alignment choices either -- I ended up picking 'other' because nothing really exists that matches my general outlook (and thus a metaphor for my view vis-a-vis the two-party system as a whole, etc.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

It collapsed under the weight of sheer Passantino vitriol

acrobat, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

I can't say I'm a fan of the political alignment choices either -- I ended up picking 'other' because nothing really exists that matches my general outlook (and thus a metaphor for my view vis-a-vis the two-party system as a whole, etc.)

More reasons not to join.

Ed, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

there's a Libertarian option but no Socialist option

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

or you can NOT FILL THAT BOX OUT if you object to it so much

lex pretend, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

oh man, that one looked like a set-up

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

that's another kind of censorship, the lex. there was an article about it in the etc etc

That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

i put moderate just to mess with your minds

blueski, Friday, 29 June 2007 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

i wish theyd let you fill in a blank for political views like they do with religion

max, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

so i could continue to make FUNNY FUNNY JOKES

max, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

political views: indie

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

A friend of mine is bent out of shape that there's no "marital status = widowed". I think she has a point. What should she write: "It's complicated with my husband dead and all"?

Nubbelverbrennung, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

I just learned that one of the founders of Facebook is a fan of my band. We're listed in his profile. Weird.

jaymc, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

you should add him to yr friends!

Will M., Friday, 29 June 2007 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

All people saying Myspazz, will they call FB FaceJizz or Facehooker in a few weeks time?

stevienixed, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:49 (twelve years ago) link


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