2016 NBA Finals — Warriors vs Cavaliers

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

GSW in 69 confirmed

totals

gsw 25
cle 5

something for the new yorkers: samsung is doing a marketing event with free screenings of the first four games on a three story screen made of 96 separate 55 inch displays.
RSVP here - https://www.samsung.com/us/837/events/nba-finals-viewing-party

i feel like the cavs will prob win 2 games. still think if the warriors are playing as well as we know they can the matchups just don't compute for the cavs but it's possible the warriors just can't hit that level now for whatever reason. if this went 7 i wouldn't be surprised, tho 5 wouldn't surprise me either.

steph gon start looking a lot more healthy playing against the cavs D my prediction

apologies to any bay area billionaires itt as well as real gsw fans here i didn't meant offend you

yeah didn't feel like the cavs d was really tested & for as hunky dory as everything looked for most of the offs for them this is a different animal entirely xp

the offenses they have faced so far didn't put any kind of consistent pressure on their defense they way golden state will. LBJ going to have to work on both ends of the floor like he hasn't had to so far

apologies to any bay area billionaires itt as well as real gsw fans here i didn't meant offend you

― marcos, Thursday, June 2, 2016 7:53 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a billionaire and wasn't offended, no worries. Cos really, at the end of the day, all the people that were rooting on me to fail, they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about me not accomplishing my goal. But they have to get back to the real world at some point.

same

lol

good quote imo

wondering if the warriors will continue to come out flat in the first half of these games.

kevin love defending PnR's will be a thing

or like they say a "point of emphasis"

a bullying delivery mechanism

i think the dubs will just score a ton of points constantly in this series and cleve won't be able to keep up. i'm anticipating a bunch of 120-105 wins and the like

reasonable

i predict there will be a debate about whether the three point shot has ruined basketball

remember cavs shoot but gsw just hoists

three pointers changed basketball, but not as fundamentally the shot clock. it's not even close.

spottie what exactly was your friends' reasoning that "cavs shoot but gsw just hoists"

shot clock should be 7 seconds so the hoisters can REALLY rule

i think my friend is dumb and he just sees the dubs as hey just out here "hoisting up crap" where the cavs move the ball around for open "shots" not sure tho really i don't want to ask

has he actually watched the cavs play lately

definitely not while sober.

if GSW hoist, then Steph is the Wolfman's Brother ergo Seth Curry is the Wolfman

didnt realize this started tonight, im pumped to see some hoisting now

gonna hoist a few cold ones myself friends

Leee don't forget there is a game tonight

GSW will be hoist on their own threes, pard

post "hoist" in this thread every time a hoister hoists

text "HOIST" to 415-HOI-STERS to donate to Layups for Tots

gonna smoke a ton tonite
go KLAY

I'm a billionaire and wasn't offended, no worries.

Isn't it quaint when the little folk talk about us? Haw haw!

Leee don't forget there is a game tonight

Thanks, I'll have my assistant put it in my calendar. OK Google, put game 1 into my calendar!

hoping for more of this action
https://thevanbrewverite.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/wp-1453322048440.gif

man if delly fucks up steph's knee there will be hell to pay

he'd be a hero in cleveland

to some maybe most of us are not that bad, would be so shitty and any resulting championship would be tainted

the tain would extend to roland garros

draymond would go full lucas hood on that motherfucker if he harmed steph

idk who lucas hood is does he kick people in the nuts

it is a phish song it was another phish joke.

xp lol he is the main character of banshee, a recently concluded tv show that involves egregious hand to hand violence, spottie can vouch for it

if phish ever made songs about banshee i might listen to them but probably not

ott violence is always good tv

except in the finals

Thou hypocrite, first cast out the nuts out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of Delly's eye.

I still love that gif of bron getting tooken

He goes through all seven stages of basketball grief in less than a second