"Use other words please."

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"nibble"

Andy K, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:25 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

calling players on rosters 'pieces'

― mookieproof, Wednesday, November 11, 2015 6:13 PM (two years ago)

also 'arms' and 'bats' for pitchers/ hitters

mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Can we at least sort out the pitchers from the catchers

F# A# (∞), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

The Philly Inquirer's 1921 use of "moist deliverymen" to describe spitball pitchers just sent a shudder through my entire body pic.twitter.com/uW63UYW62v

— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) March 12, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

"NO-NO," so fuckin' stupid

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 9:39 AM (eleven years ago)

otm

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Montas not missing many bats early on.

— Martín Gallegos (@MartinJGallegos) May 22, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

"elite"

(already complained about that one on the phrases-that-annoy thread)

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

"I'm Ted Fucking Williams--I'm a fucking elite hitter."

It just doesn't work.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

elite as an adjective? as a noun it's unavoidable and p useful in my profession (vidya games. it's what you call specialized badguys who aren't bosses but aren't nobodys)

deus ex majima (Will M.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

As an adjective, meaning great, or one of the best. It just somehow seems pretentious to me.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UOdfGUg.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

stop saying 'moved' instead of 'traded'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

We've had three "professional hitters" in the last three minutes.

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) October 2, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

Matt Stairs tribute

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link

Is the subtext that the remaining hitters are amateur hour bush leagers?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:58 (four years ago) link

actually i think the subtext is that they’re not very good at anything else

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

'part ways'

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

I keep seeing 'cosine' used to mean 'I also agree with this', but it has to be 'cosign', no?

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

I assume it's a joke?

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

^ cosine

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

it's for when you only agree tangentially

Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link

discus

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

the existence of 'live batting practice' and 'live hitters' implies . . .

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

"frozen pizza" = referring to motionless batters who are called out on strikes

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 01:16 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Pretty sure I heard aaron Boone use (. . .) "both sides of the ball" last night. Wrong sport, dipshit.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 9, 2010 11:14 AM (thirteen years ago)

this battle is being lost but utterly otm

mookieproof, Monday, 23 October 2023 04:58 (five months ago) link


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