Johnny Depp: Cool or Fool?

don't feel comfortable speculating, his wife could have faked that video

there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious

you're defending someone with (at least?) two charges of assault, along with a history of smashing up hotel rooms and other erratic behaviour. secondly, I'm really questioning how Heard could possibly benefit from any way in this. It's not a small thing to go against someone with 1000x the connections who's in with Disney and the rest, and a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$. Plus Penn, Allen & the rest have shown that unsavoury behaviour isn't exactly a barrier to a career.

but no, lying woman faking video to no personal benefit is clearly the more logical deduction.

anybody made a scarf joke yet

https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104

there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious

I hope this is ironic, because I remember him getting caught on video raising his hand to strike his then-GR (Kate Moss?).

*GF

don't know about that but I feel the need to clarify that I do not really believe that amber heard faked the johnny depp "australian apology" video

I like how if somebody says they're suspicious, or unsure, they are automatically on Team Depp.
or basically, what VG said right at the beginning of this revive before somebody else saw a chance to get righteous

Never knew Depp had previous issues tbh apart from busting up a hotel room

they tend to go together

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, May 30, 2016 1:09 PM (2 hours ago)

otm.

"a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$"

they live in california, no? it's a community property state, everything is 50/50

New alice movie completely bombed this weekend also; bad week to be Johnny Depp.

from the outside, it looks like he is a really serious alcoholic. that might explain the discrepancy between his ex's memory of him and his recent behavior. i've seen alcoholism turn gentle people into monsters.

Otm. That's v much what this sounds like to me.

Pirates of the Girabbean.

https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104

3 years ago?

Welp, fuck this guy.

Although I like the emerging angle that this could be a milestone for tabloids' treatment of the alleged victims in incidents like these.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06/johnny-depp-amber-heard-and-celebrity-tabloids.html

http://gawker.com/leaked-texts-reveal-more-than-just-specific-details-of-1780357241

if there's anything to "like" about this crap, so to speak

Depp’s own lawyer, who has accused her of “attempting to secure a premature financial resolution by alleging abuse.”

Encapsulates why lawyers have reputations as scum sucking dregs of humanity. Using character defamation as a defense is lower than a snake's belly.

http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/amber-heard-divorce-settlement-johnny-depp-charity-1201840577/

I can't say I'm surprised.

https://deadline.com/2017/06/johnny-depp-debt-emails-salary-spending-lawsuit-1202116373/

what else can i do??? you want me to sell same art??? i will. you want me to sell something else??? sure… what??? boat is going to be chartered at new years and sony will then charter it for the TOURIST shoot in venice. other than that, i got bikes, cars, property, books, paintings and some semblance of a soul left

Truly, he can't turn his face into a heart.

depp's idiosyncratic email style vaguely recalls an ilx0r with a similar lowercase/CAPS/??? steez but i can't quite put my finger on exactly who

maybe skot?

Johnny Depp on Donald Trump: Crime or free speech?

He's starting to look an awful lot like Bob Dylan btw

is there anyone else on earth who wants to dress like this? he always has so much stuff hanging off of him. its so not cool but its 100% him so i guess there are points for consistency.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/34/9b/6c349be3d0577f4d02d46896db8e2a39.jpg

steven tyler

Never a bad idea to have a tea towel at hand all the time tbh

http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/johnny-depp-blue-eyeglasses.jpg

it's just odd because when he tones it down he's...johnny depp! an impossibly beautiful male model wearing million dollar clothes. but hey he's just being true to his spirit weirdo.

http://static.fashionmagazine247.com/img/11087/1.jpg

sometimes i forget just how much jack white owes to this man.

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_600_noupscale/5612b2171400002900bfc1b2.jpeg

http://www.theonion.com/video/johnny-depp-now-completely-made-of-scarves-and-bra-31404

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD-9biqXUAIliJ2.jpg:small

loool

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgPEuqEWkAI2UUC.jpg

hrmmm he comes across as a fairly sad and lonely kinda credulous moron, how do you blow 650 million dollars? idk i hope he comes out okay although it seems like he doesn't treat himself very well

yeah i hope he comes out of this terrible trauma of earning 650 million dollars ok. fuck him, how many lives could that money have transformed?

how do you blow 650 mil? ...blow.

Asked what he thought about all the legal shenanigans, Depp shrugs. "I'm just a small part of this," he says. "It's the fucking Matrix. I didn't see the movie, and I didn't understand the script, but here's what it is."

yeah that part jumped out at me too

The use of "tuna fish and corn sandwiches" annoyed me so I did the research to make myself feel good.

https://pasteboard.co/Hr49SCB.png

Productive use of lunch break.

I think that there's this idea we all have that if we got super rich we wouldn't just magnify the small scale fuckups and poor financial decisions on a massive scale but we all probably would

Seems odd to give the exact address of Depp's London pad in the first para.

depp has never watched his movies, that's his operative

I think that there's this idea we all have that if we got super rich we wouldn't just magnify the small scale fuckups and poor financial decisions on a massive scale but we all probably would

I think this has been demonstrated again and again! The only people possibly immune are those sooooo rich that they wouldn't miss the millions of dollars no doubt being stolen from them all the time. For the rest, if you have, I dunno, $300 million, how in the world do you trust anyone, let alone to manage your money? I think they all make the mistake of hiring family - just think back to Billy Joel who was ripped off for like $90 in 1980s dollars - and then it gets even uglier. Plus when you have to hire people to buy things for you and pay bills - because when you're Johnny Depp or whomever you can't just go to Target - no one is going to tell you no or that you can't buy what you want with your money. Ask Nic Cage.

Really the key is to just to get a good, boring, professional, vetted accountant, which is maybe where the merits of this nebulous legal case lie: if you have hundreds of millions of dollars there *is* no reason you should lose it all short of being outright criminally scammed like Kevin Bacon. It's the job of an accountant to make sure you don't lose hundreds of millions of dollars, and it should be an easy job, therefore, if the accountant allows you to go broke then they must be doing something wrong.

I think that there's this idea we all have that if we got super rich we wouldn't just magnify the small scale fuckups and poor financial decisions on a massive scale but we all probably would