Johnny Depp: Cool or Fool?

Other ppls lives are routinely awful , but this one involves a celebrity, wow

can hardly blame depp's friends & loved ones for taking his side. they're invested and have seen things we haven't. i would prefer, were i accused of who knows what, that mine stand by me.

There's standing beside and then there's publicly calling the other party's claims and reputation into question.

That's one way of standing beside him.

in the case of vanessa paradis and his daughter, i think they genuinely believe he is being blackmailed. i wouldn't blame them for being in denial/wanting to defend someone they love.

i don't personally doubt heard's testimony fyi but i can see why they might.

i think doug stanhope just wants to be in the news.

Have we heard from Bingo yet?

There's standing beside and then there's publicly calling the other party's claims and reputation into question.

― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, May 30, 2016 12:53 PM (13 minutes ago)

they tend to go together

Other ppls lives are routinely awful , but this one involves a celebrity, wow

oh good it's the guy who started the "trump v. clinton who is smarter?" poll.

He's clearly an alcoholic and (possibLy) heavy drug user, based on his "Australian apology" video and his appearance on graham norton. He's got heavy alkie/drug bloat.

don't feel comfortable speculating, his wife could have faked that video

there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious

you're defending someone with (at least?) two charges of assault, along with a history of smashing up hotel rooms and other erratic behaviour. secondly, I'm really questioning how Heard could possibly benefit from any way in this. It's not a small thing to go against someone with 1000x the connections who's in with Disney and the rest, and a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$. Plus Penn, Allen & the rest have shown that unsavoury behaviour isn't exactly a barrier to a career.

but no, lying woman faking video to no personal benefit is clearly the more logical deduction.

anybody made a scarf joke yet

https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104

there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious

I hope this is ironic, because I remember him getting caught on video raising his hand to strike his then-GR (Kate Moss?).

*GF

don't know about that but I feel the need to clarify that I do not really believe that amber heard faked the johnny depp "australian apology" video

I like how if somebody says they're suspicious, or unsure, they are automatically on Team Depp.
or basically, what VG said right at the beginning of this revive before somebody else saw a chance to get righteous

Never knew Depp had previous issues tbh apart from busting up a hotel room

they tend to go together

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, May 30, 2016 1:09 PM (2 hours ago)

otm.

"a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$"

they live in california, no? it's a community property state, everything is 50/50

New alice movie completely bombed this weekend also; bad week to be Johnny Depp.

from the outside, it looks like he is a really serious alcoholic. that might explain the discrepancy between his ex's memory of him and his recent behavior. i've seen alcoholism turn gentle people into monsters.

Otm. That's v much what this sounds like to me.

Pirates of the Girabbean.

https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104

3 years ago?

Welp, fuck this guy.

Although I like the emerging angle that this could be a milestone for tabloids' treatment of the alleged victims in incidents like these.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06/johnny-depp-amber-heard-and-celebrity-tabloids.html

http://gawker.com/leaked-texts-reveal-more-than-just-specific-details-of-1780357241

if there's anything to "like" about this crap, so to speak

Depp’s own lawyer, who has accused her of “attempting to secure a premature financial resolution by alleging abuse.”

Encapsulates why lawyers have reputations as scum sucking dregs of humanity. Using character defamation as a defense is lower than a snake's belly.

http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/amber-heard-divorce-settlement-johnny-depp-charity-1201840577/

I can't say I'm surprised.

https://deadline.com/2017/06/johnny-depp-debt-emails-salary-spending-lawsuit-1202116373/

what else can i do??? you want me to sell same art??? i will. you want me to sell something else??? sure… what??? boat is going to be chartered at new years and sony will then charter it for the TOURIST shoot in venice. other than that, i got bikes, cars, property, books, paintings and some semblance of a soul left

Truly, he can't turn his face into a heart.

depp's idiosyncratic email style vaguely recalls an ilx0r with a similar lowercase/CAPS/??? steez but i can't quite put my finger on exactly who

maybe skot?

Johnny Depp on Donald Trump: Crime or free speech?

He's starting to look an awful lot like Bob Dylan btw

is there anyone else on earth who wants to dress like this? he always has so much stuff hanging off of him. its so not cool but its 100% him so i guess there are points for consistency.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/34/9b/6c349be3d0577f4d02d46896db8e2a39.jpg

steven tyler

Never a bad idea to have a tea towel at hand all the time tbh

http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/johnny-depp-blue-eyeglasses.jpg

it's just odd because when he tones it down he's...johnny depp! an impossibly beautiful male model wearing million dollar clothes. but hey he's just being true to his spirit weirdo.

http://static.fashionmagazine247.com/img/11087/1.jpg

sometimes i forget just how much jack white owes to this man.

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_600_noupscale/5612b2171400002900bfc1b2.jpeg

http://www.theonion.com/video/johnny-depp-now-completely-made-of-scarves-and-bra-31404

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD-9biqXUAIliJ2.jpg:small

loool

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgPEuqEWkAI2UUC.jpg

hrmmm he comes across as a fairly sad and lonely kinda credulous moron, how do you blow 650 million dollars? idk i hope he comes out okay although it seems like he doesn't treat himself very well