Johnny Depp: Cool or Fool?

sorry for the misread Veg

classic

So how many movies will he be suspended for for domestic violence

more and more I am exhausted by how immediately ppl come down on a "side" with this stuff tho. like it's horrible, but do i need to have an opinion NOW?

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, May 28, 2016 9:51 PM (Yesterday)

yeah, often feel the same. internet turns everything into an opinion-having/judging race, fosters hostility to anything more thoughtful & measured. in this case, tho, i'm happy to be of the opinion that johnny depp sucks and fuck him.

Well taking anything other than that position seems like it automatically puts you in trenchant troll challops camp
I still say it's a little sad if nobody got in touch with him after his Graham Norton appearance to ask "you okay, man?"

someone should have got in touch after fear and loathing in las vegas to ask "you okay, man?" cuz it's all been downhill since then tbh

yeah i dunno why i even brought up my whining about the internet, it was misplaced here - it doesnt have anything to do with this depp horribleness. no question he's a piece of shit.

We just got back from seeing 'Alice through the looking glass'

I like him okay, but Tracer's point upthread is good. He's also Hollywood's reigning 'cool guy' which is pretty lame.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:41 (12 years ago)

Terry Gilliam covering himself in glory:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TerryGilliam/status/737227132594720768

Doug Stanhope's girlfriend appears to be called Bingo. The censoring of the sweary words in the Doug Stanhope article is pretty weird.

Have never understood what people see in this guy and his self-regard. I like Dead Man despite him.

He's hot

As they say of some people, the camera loves his face.

Kinda feel like the unambiguous monsters in this sitch are Depp's "friends" who are more clearly more comfortable denigrating his accuser and championing his undeniable awesomeness than they are with saying, "Hey, guy who is my actual friend, this thing you did is majorly fucked up and now we're going to get you help with your various issues."

The crazy thing about anyone taking that comedian's stupid "Heard was the REAL abuser" thing is that he leads with admitting that his greatest fear was alienating Depp and getting cut off.

well apparently now Depp's daughter and his ex-wife are also taking his side. this is awful and sad.

Other ppls lives are routinely awful , but this one involves a celebrity, wow

can hardly blame depp's friends & loved ones for taking his side. they're invested and have seen things we haven't. i would prefer, were i accused of who knows what, that mine stand by me.

There's standing beside and then there's publicly calling the other party's claims and reputation into question.

That's one way of standing beside him.

in the case of vanessa paradis and his daughter, i think they genuinely believe he is being blackmailed. i wouldn't blame them for being in denial/wanting to defend someone they love.

i don't personally doubt heard's testimony fyi but i can see why they might.

i think doug stanhope just wants to be in the news.

Have we heard from Bingo yet?

There's standing beside and then there's publicly calling the other party's claims and reputation into question.

― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, May 30, 2016 12:53 PM (13 minutes ago)

they tend to go together

Other ppls lives are routinely awful , but this one involves a celebrity, wow

oh good it's the guy who started the "trump v. clinton who is smarter?" poll.

He's clearly an alcoholic and (possibLy) heavy drug user, based on his "Australian apology" video and his appearance on graham norton. He's got heavy alkie/drug bloat.

don't feel comfortable speculating, his wife could have faked that video

there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious

you're defending someone with (at least?) two charges of assault, along with a history of smashing up hotel rooms and other erratic behaviour. secondly, I'm really questioning how Heard could possibly benefit from any way in this. It's not a small thing to go against someone with 1000x the connections who's in with Disney and the rest, and a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$. Plus Penn, Allen & the rest have shown that unsavoury behaviour isn't exactly a barrier to a career.

but no, lying woman faking video to no personal benefit is clearly the more logical deduction.

anybody made a scarf joke yet

https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104

there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious

I hope this is ironic, because I remember him getting caught on video raising his hand to strike his then-GR (Kate Moss?).

*GF

don't know about that but I feel the need to clarify that I do not really believe that amber heard faked the johnny depp "australian apology" video

I like how if somebody says they're suspicious, or unsure, they are automatically on Team Depp.
or basically, what VG said right at the beginning of this revive before somebody else saw a chance to get righteous

Never knew Depp had previous issues tbh apart from busting up a hotel room

they tend to go together

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, May 30, 2016 1:09 PM (2 hours ago)

otm.

"a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$"

they live in california, no? it's a community property state, everything is 50/50

New alice movie completely bombed this weekend also; bad week to be Johnny Depp.

from the outside, it looks like he is a really serious alcoholic. that might explain the discrepancy between his ex's memory of him and his recent behavior. i've seen alcoholism turn gentle people into monsters.

Otm. That's v much what this sounds like to me.

Pirates of the Girabbean.

https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104

3 years ago?

Welp, fuck this guy.

Although I like the emerging angle that this could be a milestone for tabloids' treatment of the alleged victims in incidents like these.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06/johnny-depp-amber-heard-and-celebrity-tabloids.html

http://gawker.com/leaked-texts-reveal-more-than-just-specific-details-of-1780357241

if there's anything to "like" about this crap, so to speak

Depp’s own lawyer, who has accused her of “attempting to secure a premature financial resolution by alleging abuse.”

Encapsulates why lawyers have reputations as scum sucking dregs of humanity. Using character defamation as a defense is lower than a snake's belly.

http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/amber-heard-divorce-settlement-johnny-depp-charity-1201840577/

I can't say I'm surprised.

https://deadline.com/2017/06/johnny-depp-debt-emails-salary-spending-lawsuit-1202116373/