The Angry Birds Movie (2016)

just waiting for the IT WAS SATIRE DO YOU NOT KNOW ME FOOLS reveal

he's been pitching the sequel since he devised that username. long game

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just waiting for the IT WAS SATIRE DO YOU NOT KNOW ME FOOLS reveal

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I had an idea for a computer animated movie, it's called The Farts Out Of My Butt Movie and it's based on an app I made featuring talking farts that come out of my butt and in the movie when they come out of my butt maybe they are wearing backwards baseball hats and raise one eyebrow and cross their arms and maybe they also skateboard or something while making a wisecrack that shows what a cool customer they are like maybe they make fun of someone in a wheelchair or something, and something will happen in slow motion while one of the farts says 'nooooooooo' and also one of them says something crazy and there's the sound of a needle being dragged across a record and another fart says 'oh you did not go there talk to the hand' and there will be a dumb fart who can't do anything right and when one fart says like 'I sure could drink a Monster Energy Drink right now' the dumb fart actually gets the first fart an actual monster and not a drink at all, and maybe the farts can also fart and also poop, and naturally there will be a lot of pee and probably vomit and some scabs and if you want to have original songs in it by Miranda Lambert and Lil Bow Wow that would probably be a good idea, the voices will be Josh Gad and Josh Groban and Tay Zonday and Flo from the commercials, you should be able to clear like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea for a whole cinematic universe also (hint: the first sequel will be about sharts).

To Excelsior!

Interesting...I'm just not sure how it will play overseas.

derivative: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assy_McGee

Can we work in a Bazinga! somewhere in there?

hey now, this is a family movie

Benghazi then

his name is Ben Ghazi - silent but deadly

flappy, you had one job

How do you release an Angry Birds movie in 2019 and think anything other than 'this thing is definitely going to lose money'