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momus do you like richard meltzer?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

tee hee.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

(dammit mark.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

hello di! gee, where have you been?

at the whorehouse with a face fulla makeup, where'd you think?

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

i only did that to make you post again jess

i haf read 0.0002% of this thread (ie jess promising he won't post again and the sentence before my own post)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha, di :)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks markpanon

er, good sleuthing there josh.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 October 2002 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, welcome back Mark S! If you can be bothered to read this thread through you'll find a bit in the middle where some people were waiting for you to arrive and fire the silver bullet which would deliver them from both Momus and Vice. They were like 'It would just take one post! We don't know what that post is, exactly, but that's all it would take, tee hee!'

You have a heavy responsibility on your shoulders! But have mercy, before you fire off the post, ask yourself, would the world really be better without Momus and Vice? And while you're doing that, I'm going to call a referendum on alt.fan.momus and get a 100% confidence vote.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

wow.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

601

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

The thread is almost a Ladytron album now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

suddenly Nas's "One Mic" plays in my head.....

Honda, Friday, 18 October 2002 01:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

The thread is almost a Ladytron album now.

You stole my joke!

Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I'm GLAD I tell ya!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 02:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We (and by 'we' I mean fags, non-fags, art fags and Vice readers) are a lot quicker and more creative when it comes to messing with language than Bushites in pickup trucks."

I posted a big long response to this then deleted it cz it's 5.35 am and I'm only bodily awake cz of my asthma, and no way is my brain awake.

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Harshing on race questions and raising populist "fucking rich, poverty is cool, fuck shit up" slogans is exactly one of the modes of fascism. Not to say that vice is this, but absolutely to say that it's trash-war outlook isn't exactly a redeeming feature. This is also why Eminem is far less reactionary than Vice.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

who did that, Sterling?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can we have a moratorium on the word 'fascist' unless we're talking about some wops in the 1920s

dave q, Friday, 18 October 2002 04:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

dave q, can't you see we are reclaiming the word from these people?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd like to reclaim the phrase 'pickup trucks' being as I drive one.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

dave -- the fascists just marched on washington, okay?

f: who did that? you mean the populist thing? the nazis, for one.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

sc: no, I meant who harshed on race questions? who are you comparing to the nazis?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

and actually, I guess I was also asking who here are you saying is harshing on race questions and making the statement "poverty is cool"? I give you more credit than to think you needed a straw man to knock down the nazis.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

ah. lucyrex (aka anon) above essentially tried to defend vice by arguing it was good on class issues (aka anti-rich, pro-poor) if not on race ones.

dave: also they just met in springfield again and tried to come to chicago last year. (and killed some foax here about two years ago).

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh, thanks for clarifying, although I think that "essentially' is doing a lot of work in your sentence, Sterling. That post wasn't saying that being good on class issues redeems Vice's poor stance on race issues, just that it was one redeeming aspect of a magazine with other big problems.

All the poster said was that vice treats the poor with dignity. Treating the poor with dignity is not the same as saying it's cool to be poor, and treating the poor with dignity is not synonymous with hating the rich.

(btw, those are two different "anon"s up there)

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, Sterling that wasn't Di (according to the ID it was Paul Eater) who posted "anonymously" about the class thing. And just because there are "fascists" (or people who call themselves "fascists") doesn't mean that the word should be thrown about willy-nilly to describe people whose viewpoints differ slightly from your own. It's just a piss-poor rhetorical prop and frankly it doesn't fool anyone with an ounce of common sense (meaning it will win you debates with people in college and basically nowhere else.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyway, now that that's cleared up, I meant to say that Sterling makes an interesting point about Vice's explicit use of racist language coupled with a pro-populist context.

Although the racist language is impossible to miss, I hadn't consciously realized the pro-populism slant until anon's post. Sterling's post make me realize that the comparative subtlety of Vice's pro-poor (?) editorial content, and what history teaches about the potential dangers of that particular alliance, helps me understand why parts of Vice interest me but still make me uneasy without understanding why. (I fully understand why I don't like other aspects of Vice.)

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 06:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

So does anybody think The Streets' 'Original Pirate Material' shouldn't be released in the US?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 06:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Um, didn't the people at Atlantic Records think that? Isn't that why Vice are the ones releasing it?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 October 2002 06:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isn't it interesting that rock writers might be starting to play around with 'unreliable narration' in this way?

No. Doing reviews in a "voice" is something the NME has been doing for ages. But they're not in NYC so fuck em I guess.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 10:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Um, didn't the people at Atlantic Records think that? Isn't that why Vice are the ones releasing it?

In fairness, the people at Atlantic might well have thought that OPM should be released in the states. They just didn't think they'd make any money doing it.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 10:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

But they're not in NYC so fuck em I guess.

This is another of those intended slights which I rather like (I'm going to put it in my collection alongside '16 year old goth girl' and 'so far up his own arse that he's giving birth to himself' -- I'm trying to decide which of those to put on my tombstone).

Part of my appreciation for NY Vice is that I (heart) many of the people in the NY downtown scene who are making the magazine. I know that the UK edition is going to have a totally different tone, and I'm going to hate it. May I be the first to say 'UK Vice, we thought you were going to be subversive but you let us down. YOU ARE SO DEAD.'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 10:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

BTW, I was just watching an old Newsnight Review on the web, and they had Gilbert and George talking about their Dirty Pictures exhibition. And they said this:

'We had a show maybe twenty years ago and we showed a piece called 'Queer' and everybody was outraged at the word. They felt it was an aggressive attack on homosexual people. But three or four years later we were in a nightclub and we saw teenagers dancing the night away with 'Queer as fuck' written on their T shirts. And a year after that Queer Nation was founded, a very important movement. So in a way we robbed the evil word back from the enemy.'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah but momus it wz the teenagers w.the t-shirts actually did the robbing, not gilbert and george: that's the point, and that's what's wrong w.the quote of yrs i picked out - it's not VICE that's going to "reposition" these words, it's the choices and actions of the ppl who throw such words and the the choices and actions of the ppl they're thrown at... vice being first is meaningless if the repositioning doesn't happen, and of footnote-ish relevance if it does (not that it IS first, obviously, but the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Am I the only person on this message board who couldn't possibly care less about The Streets? I mean, honestly, it's physically impossible.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Seriously, are you imagining a couple of black guys reading this going "Yeah, you know, we should take that word back"?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha now I have a vision of two guys in a two-headed hoodie as that monster off Sesame Street.

"Nih ..... ger"
"Nih .. ger"
"Nigger?"
"Nigger!"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Interesting that in 400+ posts on this not one person has mentioned this:

I think we got pissed off only after we wrote what came naturally to us and it offended people. We were determined to leave it in. It was just the way we talked. It’s surprising how brainwashed by hippies most of our generation is. Pro-love, pro-diversity, pro-tolerance–that’s the hippies’ bag. You want to hear people talk about niggers, try hanging around with black people. They are harsh. You want to hear anti-Semitism, go hang around with some Jews. You should hear Suroosh talk about fucking Pakis. It’s ear-burning. I’d argue that racists like the KKK don’t really have anything to say about niggers and fags because they don’t know any. They don’t go, "I am so sick of fucking drag queens. They are so self-indulgent. Fashion this, fashion that. Can’t you talk about politics for one second, you fucking transsexual?" They don’t know. We’re in the thick of it. When we’re pitching our television show, I say, "Understand that we are freaks. We’re not delving into the freak world. We live with the dregs of humanity.

I have no idea whether or not the Vice team *actually* live with the dregs of humanity (although somehow I doubt they hang out with pimps and crack addicts in their spare time), but this doesn't strike me as an attempt to recontextualise or reclaim language to me. It doesn't even strike me as genuine bigotry. It strikes me as a calculated attempt to shock liberals just for the sake of it. Very cutting edge... round of applause there Vice boys.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah but momus it wz the teenagers w.the t-shirts actually did the robbing, not gilbert and george

I don't understand this argument at all. Why exclude some of the people doing the recontextualising?

the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last

Could you exand on this? Why is the person still using 'gay' to mean 'happy' (Robin Carmody, according to a recent essay of his) the important one?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Why exclude some of the people doing the recontextualising?" Exactly!!!! Why indeed!!??!!???!!!!!!!!??? But sure as eggs is eggs you *always* do.

As for the second bit, I'll expand on it (if necessary) once you've read it again, slowly and properly, actually noticing the words I'm using and thinking about their meaning carefully.

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Matt, that statement proposes two things -- a rejection of the 'hippy' habit of 'speaking for' other people in what is seen as their best interests (an attitude nicely caught on this thread when Sterling said he asked black people not to use the word 'nigger' around him, because he thought it wasn't in their best interests) and a claim to the right to self-criticism. 'We are freaks' may just be an aspiration for the Vice editors, but they feel it gives them the right to a certain realism. Nobody can deny that the bitchiest people about gays, for instance, are other gays. So they're just doing the 'Oh, look at her, Miss Thing!' thing. Now, we may dispute their right to do that. But does anyone overhear two drag queens saying about a third 'Oh, look at her, what does she think she's wearing?' and think it contributes to homophobia? Do we go over to the table and tell them to keep their voices down, in case gay bashers might be present? Do we, in other words, try and keep the closet door shut until Utopia comes?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

In any case, what exactly is the point of reclaiming words? The bigots will only give you new offensive terms to reclaim over again. It won't actually change the world in the slightest.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Come on, spell it out for me, Mark! Your thought process is not as self-evident as you seem to believe. I parse it like this:

vice being first is meaningless if the repositioning doesn't happen
ie pioneers don't deserve props unless society realigns (fair enough, although I'd say that anyone trying to change things and stick their neck out deserves at least bravery props)

and of footnote-ish relevance if it does
ie Even if they're right, only historians care (well, that's a sadly anti-intellectual point, it seems mean to brush off even pioneers who really were prophetic)

(not that it IS first, obviously
So although you've made clear that Vice wouldn't qualify for praise if it were a false or a true prophet, you're also keen to suggest that it is neither. In which case, perhaps it's in the big knot of people who follow trends. But doesn't that make it like those kids in the disco wearing the 'Queer as fuck' T shirts? You seemed to think they were important?

but the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last)
Well, this is gnomic. I can only assume you mean that nobody can come out of the closet until the last queer basher has vanished from the planet. Which is not a very brave position. But I'm sure I'm wrong. In which case, tell me what you did mean?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

The paragraph where the Vice people are talking about how black people discuss other black people etc. just sounds like my mum or sister trying to rationalise their occasional use of certain epithets, so it's OBVIOUSLY cutting-edge behaviour.

My feeling is if people who share common characteristics want to use certain terms to describe themselves, fine. Who am I to say otherwise?

suzy (suzy), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

If their behavior is so goddamned subversive and cutting-edge, why the urge to defend and explain themselves?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah and why did karl marx and sigmund freud have to write all those books if they were so goddamned cutting edge?!

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Nobody can deny that the bitchiest people about gays, for instance, are other gays. So they're just doing the 'Oh, look at her, Miss Thing!' thing. Now, we may dispute their right to do that. But does anyone overhear two drag queens saying about a third 'Oh, look at her, what does she think she's wearing?' and think it contributes to homophobia? Do we go over to the table and tell them to keep their voices down, in case gay bashers might be present? Do we, in other words, try and keep the closet door shut until Utopia comes?"

Pardon? Why are you equating dress sense with sexuality? Aside from the fact that there are gay people involved in both.

In any case, you haven't responded to my point that using the word "nigger" or "paki" in an attempt to 'reclaim' it isn't actually any more constructive towards race relations than liberals not using the word at all, probably less so.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah and why did karl marx and sigmund freud have to write all those books if they were so goddamned cutting edge?!

Short, mildly cryptic answer: their explanations -- in the form of their books -- were what were cutting-edge and subversive about them.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

but whether you accept it as right or not (and i'm not entirely sure if I do) Vice's explanation of using "hate speech" is what is meant to be cutting edge & subversive, isn't it?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mike, did you think I was being anything other than sarcastic just there?

I love my mum and sister, but they can be a right pair of bigots sometimes (they move in pretty varied circles and like the Vice editors claim friendships with black people/gay people/etc so in no way are the Vicies subversive). The horrible thing is, they won't back down when I tell them they're talking utter racist shite; apparently if you're white and work 40 hours a week you receive special dispensation to disparage anyone on benefits, to moan about 'third-world' immigrants, to judge which black people are black people, and which are 'deserving' of some other epithet. It bugs the shit out of me that they cop these attitudes. What to do?

suzy (suzy), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:12 (twenty-one years ago) link


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