Let’s all go on an urban safari We might see some illegal migrants Oi look there’s a chav That means council housed and violent He’s got a hoodie on give him a hug

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so you are saying they are shitlads?

nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:20 (four years ago) link

i'm saying they sound about as menacing as a harry potter rap album

sarahell, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:23 (four years ago) link

they're not going to like that!

nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:26 (four years ago) link

maybe if you gave them a hug idk?

sarahell, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:27 (four years ago) link


nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:29 (four years ago) link


Unfortunately that's where the trail runs cold. There have been some whisperings of a comeback album intended for release this year but all from unnamed unverified sources.

Good old Plan B seems to have completely disappeared off the face of the Earth. No one has even run into him and asked for a selfie in Tesco, judging by our long searches on Instagram and Twitter. He's good at hiding.


The last time he seems to have been out in public was when he recorded this video for Beacon Awards For Philanthropy where he spoke about his charity work, and that's over a year old at this point:

Along this journey I feel like I've learned more about Plan B than I ever knew, and even more about myself.

Will Plan B ever return? I can't say. The ball's in his court for now. All we can know for certain is that Plan B remains just as much of a mystery and an enigma as he ever was. Come back to us, Plan B. We miss you!

nakhchivan, Friday, 3 June 2016 17:47 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

five years on from the london riots, will 2016 provide a plan b to poetize its fascist assassinations, football thugs and general 'oi!' characteristics?

Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016 (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:49 (four years ago) link

tempestuous times

Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016 (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 June 2016 17:57 (four years ago) link

phil manours


nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:09 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

i think watkins used his fingers not his palm

sarahell, Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:28 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Theresa May parades her Plan B on Brexit pic.twitter.com/DBclKHuXi0

— Alfons López Tena #FBPE (@alfonslopeztena) January 12, 2019

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Monday, 14 January 2019 09:17 (one year ago) link

there certainly will have been depictions of the violent slaughter of the prime minister, but alas not by heart extraction

imago, Monday, 14 January 2019 09:27 (one year ago) link

she gets a free blow on us a year later.

glumdalclitch, Monday, 14 January 2019 09:57 (one year ago) link

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