i for one am excited to determine the fate of the australian building and construction commission

"the people deserve a say"

no

they don't

"the people" are fuckwits who think offshore detention is protecting us from something. if having these fuckers in charge didn't hit me and my family too, i'd say Australia deserves everything it gets voting the coalition back in again

same

welp Murdoch ruins another family and their lives, must be a day ending in 'y'

mentally ill bloke who has had trouble with the law and is paid $520 per fortnight from Austudy >>>>>>>>> Hitler

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiQIAJzVEAA7bIW.jpg

the day rupert murdoch dies in a vat of his own fucking vomit will be the single happiest day of my entire life

if this guy has convictions — IF — he's done his time and doesn't need to be penalised all over again ~10 years later by a rabid fuckhead who doesn't approve of a single generic question he asked on the public broadcaster

Also, can Peta Credlin never be heard from again?
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/48d6fd88334f78b0179644db864bdc1053e8873f/0_177_3872_2325/1000.jpg?w=300&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=d0addb9a61d7ac9d187a67fb4bc19750
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/SKd-Oa-eXmGfDAh8QSx2BxY6piCGhWLWG0vD84trP_Rzhlp1_kRTwHhQ9bV_AYhpMLrxkHFSfIEw_I3uT4hBNG2Ryg=s750

at last, words of advice from the voice literally nobody asked to hear

I dunno, I guess I am okay with The Tone Government-In-Exile bringing down this pissweak-and-still-sending-12 month old babies-to-island-prision-camps government if it works.

The Tone Government-In-Exile

opposition leader berg shipton tony abbott

oh, i'm happy if they bring them down, i just don't believe it will happen, and in the meantime I don't want to ever hear from her again

that makes 25 million of us

well I understand that Peta will be exclusively appearing on Sky News so, yes, nobody will hear from her again

coming up next on credlin: seeeething entitlement

er did anyone see bloop straddle talk to the public in complete sentences tonight, also I understand malcolm turnbull was there

apparently bert strangle romped it in and mal alternated between raw condescension and being all over the place

mal 29, shegdon 42, undecided 29

29 is a huge undecided number for a murdoch-staged event with more than zero lnp speakers

good on ya bangle shogun

reckon mal got the 29 for just showing up in ~western sydney~, I would have been impressed that he rocked up

they were asked about banks, beef shortbread offered to set up a royal commission and mal said he spoke very sternly to some banker mates at a westpac office party (i am not making this up)

can't believe malcolm turnbull bloop scotch wants to piss away money on a marriage equality plebiscite royal commission into the banks

http://theaimn.com/is-everybody-happy-now/

Duncan is now under suicide watch. His poor mum can’t bare to lose another child – she’s already buried one son.

This week, Duncan has been pushed to the brink of suicide. The character assassination needs to stop.

so uh mission accomplished?

fucking the day rupert murdoch dies of asphyxiation in his own rancid shit i will be buying drinks for everyone

everyone

all hail peter 'lizard boy' dutton, the new king of the dog whistle

We should get on that darknet guess-the-death-day hitman website for dutton, all chip in a few dollars

funny how the worst bigots are also the stupidest people

xp dutton will die the day he tries to reach the last biscuit in the biscuit barrel and his head gets stuck

** Di Natale 'forgets' to claim farm and underpaid au pairs, 'all politicians are hella dodgy' shocker
** AFP raids ALP because someone told them that the Libs' NBN is shithouse
** Lizard Boy taunts asylum seekers with his exceptional mastery of the English language

transgender is literally hitler

Huge news: MALCOLM TURNBULL HAD A FATHER, POSSIBLY WAS WELL OFF

DID UNION STOOGE BILL SHORTEN HAVE A FATHER???

Malcolm turnbull has lived in flat, is man of the people

Turnbull said he would not take part in Sky’s people’s forum on Wednesday night – even though Bill Shorten would be attending – and he criticised Sky News for neglecting protocol and then pressuring him to attend.

“Sky News announced they were inviting me and Bill Shorten to attend a debate on a particular night,” he said. “What we’ve said, normally you would have approached us and sought to come to some arrangement.

“(Sky) chose not to do that and to issue in effect is a decree, and we’ve said no.”

lolwut

it really is the Tone News Network

turnbull pisses off murdoch-> murdoch retaliates -> turnbull loses -> australia wins

leigh sales: [difficult question]
malcom turnbull: jobs and growth and jobs and growth and jobs and and and growth

half of sky news is sorta nice to beige now hmmmm

have no access to sky news, but a channel that appears to give shows to people like andrew bolt and alan jones can go fuck itself

Turnbull refuses to remove the GST on womens sanitary products. Might I remind the men in the audience that razors are GST free.

Apparently "we cant afford" the revenue loss. Its only 30 million fricking dollars.

I don't even use a razor because i'm unkempt. Women don't get to so easily say, 'Ah, no need for pads for me!'.

it's hard to see how any prospective leader wouldn't score a net win by removing gst from sanitary products. this more than anything indicates just how fucked up aust political discourse has become in the last 15 years.

Apparently some time in the recent past Shorten gave the govt shit for NOT removing it. Now he's all 'well we arent gonna lie about what we can and cant afford in this budget, so too bad, its not happening'

At least he's honest?

Doesnt affect me personally anyway (implanon is the best) but yeah, its a womens vote winner and he's a twat.

I'll prob still vote labor anyway. Im still registered in melb ports and Danby's unfuckwithable and has been in the seat for like 30 years or something insane.

its a womens vote winner

but what about meeeeeennnnnn

danby's telling everyone who'll listen that the greens hate jews, which seems to be provoking caulfield/balaclava into asking what the actual facts are

in fact all i ever hear about danby is that he's vaguely pissed off about something or other, never that he's done a or b or c for the electorate

I'm in Mayo, hoping like hell we'll finally see the back of safe-seat-warmer Jamie Briggs

Yeah Danby is odd - my other half does some work for him (poster design) and its all this weird anti-Iran shit.

hmm

danby's telling everyone who'll listen that the greens hate jews

my local Labor member was recently bleating that a vote for liberal was a vote for the dismantling of capitalism, because they hadn't explicitly ruled out preference deals with Greens yet

fuck it what's truth any more

he and other local once-admirable ALP members were on community radio this week saying it's unfair how the Greens only campaign & try to get members up in selected electorates, whereas Labor have to campaign across the whole of Australia

I have googled bill leak and support his death

australia's already better off without him, but murdoch's the one who really needs to go. the country will transform overnight when that piece of shit dies.

omg Estela <3

btw I'd like to think things would change with Murdochs death but nah. it's too ingrained now. Bolt or someone will gloop into the hole he leaves like a ... big ugly toxic gloop.

true but all the cash murdoch keeps throwing at his loss-making propaganda will probably be cauterised by whomever succeeds him, since the majority of news corp seem to be heavily against keeping his shitrags on neverending life support

well, yeah, it'll be a sad day for The Australian's reader

he can always read the spectator

btw i'm entirely happy to assume it's a "he"

I don't think yr rong there. in fact it's prob my dad.

My lifelong leftwing father reads the australian religiously and it is affecting his brain. Every time we talk he now he goes off on whatever the latest Hobbyhorse of the paper is. 18c, safe schools, whatever. It's so depressing.

that astonishing wronghead universe in which 18c is critical to ultimate freedom but two men shouldn't marry because ~~~~~~~~reasons~~~~~~~~

ha! barnett & pauline got fucking slaughtered. currently it's lab 39 against lnp 15.

trumble is so fucked

bring back onion boy hot takes! get your bring back onion boy takes here! hot off the Murdoch press!

oh christ, like he doesn't do immense damage every time he opens his facial slit and farts words through it

enjoying a coopers premium light

i'm voting for clive palmer's tweets next election

So I may be partially responsible for this

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-16/josh-frydenberg-jay-weatherill-verbal-biff/8359056?pfmredir=sm

that was glorious

how were you possibly partially responsible?

what even is this situation where the federal government and states are trying to outdo one another on energy projects? I'm only confused because in our situation it would be the red side building pipelines and the blue side building wind farms, clear cut, orcs vs elves, etc.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/mar/16/malcolm-turnbull-says-snowy-hydro-plan-will-outdo-south-australian-battery-storage

So I may be partially responsible for this

thank u for giving the SA Premier his nads then

what even is this situation where the federal government and states are trying to outdo one another on energy projects? I'm only confused because in our situation it would be the red side building pipelines and the blue side building wind farms, clear cut, orcs vs elves, etc.

yeh but the red side will come out in 6 months time and say it's not feasible and then advise again that 'coal is good for humanity'

(noting that the red side here is the blue side, of course, if anyone is confused)

anyway here's the guy that some people claim might be our next prime minister after Talcum gets rolled: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/its-all-same-sex-marriages-fault?utm_term=.gmbmerB7N#.iiYJXVp9P

If Dutton becomes PM I am declaring my self a freeman of the land and signing up for a one way trip to mars with space X.

anyway here's the guy that some people claim might be our next prime minister after Talcum gets rolled: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/its-all-same-sex-marriages-fault?utm_term=.gmbmerB7N#.iiYJXVp9P

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hoo boy

Peter Dutton has hit out at pro-marriage equality companies for shoving their “politically correct views down our throats”

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7FflMoUwAAQn-b.jpg

magnificent

For anyone interested this is what the event was actually about.

http://reneweconomy.com.au/agl-goes-live-with-virtual-power-plant-linking-household-battery-storage-16810/

good that you got exposure, probably not the kind you wanted though

Yeah, there was a great interview on abc local radio in Adelaide Witt the guy whose garage it was.

Anyway normal service is resumed Bob Katter wants to preserve Australians' god given to wade in tropical creeks unmolested by homosexual Muslim crocodiles.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/20/katters-australia-party-push-to-legalise-crocodile-hunting-after-queensland-attacks

knob batter

when the country collapses under the weight of its own personal debt crisis, stuff like that will be a hilarious account of how complacent and fucking stupid we were in the lead up

can't wait to be more racist

and here's two white guys to explain why we should be allowed to be more racist

and here's a white guy from the party to do some press

and here's the white guy who got done for being a monstrous lying fucking bigot falling victim to a cruel law that gives innocent people respite from having to deal with racial attacks all fucking day restricts his freedom of speech

and here are some examples of 18c cases that went literally nowhere robbed white supremacists victims of the right to be racially charged aggressive fucks speak

there are too many days when i really fucking hate this country

i mean white malcolm turnbull announced it alongside white george "people have the right to be bigots y'know" brandis, what the galloping fuck were they thinking

freedom, glorious freedom

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/08/article-1218971-06BFBBB1000005DC-135_634x341.jpg

at last we can do all the racist things we already did, but with even more permission