Star Trek: Classic or Dud?

Janeway: "Did I ever tell you about the time I travelled faster than Warp 10 and turned into a lizard?"
Colleague: "Yes, three times already."
Janeway: "It was amazing..."
Colleague: (thinks) 'I hate my job.'

Colleague 1: "If I hear another of Janeway's Borg stories, I swear I'm going to blow a plasma conduit."
Colleague 2: "Yeah, has she told you the one about how she defeated the Borg Queen with the help of her future self? I can't believe that someone would think we'd fall for a made up story like that."
Colleague 1: "Right, I think it's just a weak attempt to cover up how she stole that armour tech off of some alien species."

Colleague 3: "Dude, watch out. Janeway is super pissed off."
Colleague 4: "Why?"
Colleague 3: "She got 7 Of 9 to hack into the secret Starfleet message board and found the poll thread called 'who was the biggest bullshitter: Archer or Janeway?'."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpPweAooeE

what can you say about a logo reveal?

i guess the music is kinda nice. keeping it classy.

Yeah, that is the teasingist of teasers...

only thing i really got from it was that it'll debut on CBS?

i think first ep on cbs, then the rest of it is locked into cbs's new netflix-type thing

Please no.

in other words it's torrents only

finally finished DS9 after a year and a half of slow progress through it. very strange final sequence but "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges" might have been my favorite episode of all so i'm glad i stuck it through

congrats :)

now time to figure out what the good voyager episodes are i aint watching every ep of that shit

I was thinking there was a twitter follow-up to this for voyager but I'm not finding it:
https://twitter.com/fart/status/466076006499905537

i don't think jon fucks with voyager iirc but i'm sure someone else out there has made one

some here https://liztellsfrank.com/category/tv/skip-itwatch-it-guide-tv/ but they seem generous with the Watch Its.

Very weird: http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/06/23/your-star-trek-fan-films-are-now-legally-in-the-clear

i watched 'the thaw' the other day and that final scene really stuck with me, good stuff

i've definitely noticed the directing in voyager more than in the other series even if the writing is not as fresh

Tried watching some of the fan films/shows on Youtube - not sure what the fanboys are smoking thinking they compare to even the worst of latter-day Trek (excepting Enterprise because I never saw that).

i've definitely seen some fan films that were better than some of the worst TOS/TNG episodes. but i don't really remember them...

ahem... Unexpectedly awesome Star Trek fan productions

but my main point i guess was that the restrictions are obnoxiously onerous - forced to use official merchandise for costumes, banning of any official Trek actors, etc

Unreasonably exciting news: all the Star Trek TV shows are on Netflix UK again so I can quit with this VPN bullshit. Whoop.

Weirdly enough, I get my TNG fix from BBC America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DdH1WjHiB0

We got 4 free passes to the latest movie, is it worth going to see? I saw the first of the new reboots recently and it wasnt so bad.

wait until it comes out before asking?

(also Simon Pegg wrote it so I'd have thought that would be enough for you)

LOL not necessarily :) Last film I saw him in absolutely woofed (tho I dont know if he wrote it)

This one looks like an extended TOS episode, which appeals to me

I have low expectations based on director and general state of franchise, but a glimmer of hope because of Pegg and his clear understanding of what makes Trek special

He was good in the first one.

(tho I dont know if he wrote it)

The only films he's co-written apart from the Edgar Wright ones are Run Fatboy Run and Paul.

Wasnt either of those. It was some dreadful aus cop/thriller.

Hot Fuzz?

Not strictly Australian, but one can see how you'd make that mistake

It was Kill me Three times. Anyway, sorry to get off topic!

http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2016/08/new-trek-series-committed-to-casting-diversity-main-character-wont-be-captain/

so it's set *before* TOS and features "a male Klingon captain"?

ooookay

only a dealbreaker if he's got the forehead ridges

I'm surprised they're going pre-Enterprise. That seems like it risks repeating the failure of Enterprise again. I'd much rather something post-Voyager. There's plenty of future left to cover, no need to be doubling back all the time.

I'm just happy it won't be in the Abrams stupidverse.

Oh, I misread the article. It's not 10 years before Enterprise, it's 10 years before TOS.

I still agree w you about post-Voyager being better - don't like the prospect of more Easter Eggs in a pre-TOS show (ooh there's Sarek or T'Pol or Mudd or whoever)

10 years pre-TOS probably means Battlestar: Garth of Izar

TNG-era Trek is the real Trek to me, but still, shit, this is Trek on TV (or thereabouts) and not in the Abramsverse and that is totally excites

It'd be funny if they make the sets, special effects, makeup, etc really cheesy since it's pre-TOS.

It should be in black and white

yeah i'm surprised at their insistence at relating everything new they make these days to TOS when TNG might be more definitive for most of the audience

damn old-timers