WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

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cause he did the shooting a few months ago

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

amirite

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

cheers all around

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

my face as i scroll through this thread

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/bb/4d/7fbb4d492c7d87a7fe564dda52451203.jpg

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Stevie D started this on the GETTING MARRIED thread.

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg

I'm never going to eat spaghetti sauce again.

http://i.imgur.com/3M0XOOz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8osXCfW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vhjl4oV.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/a5TQL4k.jpg

Well, praying and fucking. Couldn't fit all that on the chalkboard though.

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Glad to see these shirts making a comeback going out of style after 9/11.

http://i.imgur.com/Kjr7XQ0.jpg

These shirts also due since going out of style in 1000000000 B.C.

http://i.imgur.com/NEpLZN7.jpg

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And I thought white people numbers were supposed to be going down.

http://i.imgur.com/UAPmSIO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3BSdW2Y.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NoZ0n0E.jpg

But I guess not.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

But I guess not.

http://i.imgur.com/i9mzJhl.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

we got a ziti in the oven #prego

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

that last one is good!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coy0x6KVMAA9UNv.jpg

More like 'we're aborting!!' :'-/

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 09:38 (seven years ago) link

I mean, dude wearing a baseball glove instead would still get the point across. No one's going, ok, so who's this guy in the photo, what's his role in all this?

pplains, Thursday, 4 August 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link

whoa yeah that is some ill-advised imagery

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

should have Griffey Jr. swing the bat for a true "hall of fame induction"

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

intense

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

burning man was great this year

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

congratulations on yr babby dragon

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Found this on an "expecting" page, so I knew that the baby clothes was for a new sibling.

But I had to stare at it for like another five minutes before...

http://i.imgur.com/PuE0k4m.jpg

...I realized, oh. They're German.

pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Mormons in Germany?

pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

Germons

sorry

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Did gerald scarfe ever have some sort of animated German blood like a hole in Europe, spilling over its borders? Would've been some trenchant commentary I tell you.

pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

utah has many wonderful german-americans within its borders

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

And they're expecting more!

pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link

Always

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.

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This is amazing

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

i'm sad some of these are no longer up. i love this thread more than life itself.

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

it's a reason to live for sure

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

Here are some I was able to dig back up:

Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?

http://i.imgur.com/7sGjmLf.jpg

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They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?

http://i.imgur.com/yr0dnsE.jpg

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and this one was unfortunately lost to the sands of time.

http://i.imgur.com/1oNZirU.png

pplains, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

lol thank you

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

OMG Frogbs my man, congrats!!

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

aw!

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

<3

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

you really should have taken your shirt off and drawn something on your belly though

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

frogbb

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

awesome congrats, fb.

pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

However, this is still the 1p3G thread "WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!" so I have to ask - is that your reenactment of the conception?

pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

bsha'a tova big <3's frog-man

Mordy, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

Gratsbs

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

thanks all!

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/8600799/il_340x270.887007654_q2js.jpg

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

Nothing makes me madder at the cisnormative gender binary than this thread

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

yeah i feel genuinely bad for these future children with sexist parents

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Nothing?

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

I mean, not today, at least.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

Fair, fair

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

Today, personally, it's having had to do woodwork rather than home ec in 1995 maybe in the alternative universe my pearl barley today woulda come out partways edible

Fuck the cistem

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link


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