Thank you for your vigilance, polyphonic.
http://i.imgur.com/533wvOP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXaNRcp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nVbHjjL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiBI51n.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
blue chlorine gas, hopefully
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link
then they glance up and recoil in horror at the giant mutant baby with a gunshot wound that emerges from the cloud
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link
I was hoping for Prince he'd be reincarnated somewhere else.
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link
chivers y/n
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 May 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link
why does the man get to do the shooting
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
cause he did the shooting a few months ago
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link
amirite
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link
WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link
cheers all around
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9fea0e23116cdea3ae85418307243c83/tumblr_o80rtbY3FJ1utw2woo1_500.jpg
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
my face as i scroll through this thread
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/bb/4d/7fbb4d492c7d87a7fe564dda52451203.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link
Stevie D started this on the GETTING MARRIED thread.
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg
I'm never going to eat spaghetti sauce again.
http://i.imgur.com/3M0XOOz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8osXCfW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vhjl4oV.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/a5TQL4k.jpg
Well, praying and fucking. Couldn't fit all that on the chalkboard though.
Glad to see these shirts making a comeback going out of style after 9/11.
http://i.imgur.com/Kjr7XQ0.jpg
These shirts also due since going out of style in 1000000000 B.C.
http://i.imgur.com/NEpLZN7.jpg
And I thought white people numbers were supposed to be going down.
http://i.imgur.com/UAPmSIO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3BSdW2Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NoZ0n0E.jpg
But I guess not.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/i9mzJhl.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link
we got a ziti in the oven #prego
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link
that last one is good!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coy0x6KVMAA9UNv.jpg
More like 'we're aborting!!' :'-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 09:38 (seven years ago) link
I mean, dude wearing a baseball glove instead would still get the point across. No one's going, ok, so who's this guy in the photo, what's his role in all this?
― pplains, Thursday, 4 August 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
whoa yeah that is some ill-advised imagery
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link
should have Griffey Jr. swing the bat for a true "hall of fame induction"
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/b8609a594da258e90f7ce0df952876ac/tumblr_odgk8jjLjn1utw2woo1_1280.jpg
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link
intense
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link
burning man was great this year
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link
congratulations on yr babby dragon
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link
Found this on an "expecting" page, so I knew that the baby clothes was for a new sibling.
But I had to stare at it for like another five minutes before...
http://i.imgur.com/PuE0k4m.jpg
...I realized, oh. They're German.
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link
Mormons in Germany?
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link
Germons
sorry
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link
Did gerald scarfe ever have some sort of animated German blood like a hole in Europe, spilling over its borders? Would've been some trenchant commentary I tell you.
― pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
utah has many wonderful german-americans within its borders
― savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link
And they're expecting more!
― pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link
Always
― savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link
Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.🗻
🗻
― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link
i'm sad some of these are no longer up. i love this thread more than life itself.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
it's a reason to live for sure
― savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link
Here are some I was able to dig back up:
Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?
http://i.imgur.com/7sGjmLf.jpg
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They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?
http://i.imgur.com/yr0dnsE.jpg
and this one was unfortunately lost to the sands of time.
http://i.imgur.com/1oNZirU.png
― pplains, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
lol thank you
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14721626_10157624893750525_3983417427375602258_n.jpg?oh=915f1f9e6caf34ed35976841b39b9ef0&oe=5896A70F
it's happening!!!
― frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
OMG Frogbs my man, congrats!!
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link
aw!
― how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link
<3
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
you really should have taken your shirt off and drawn something on your belly though
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
frogbb
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
awesome congrats, fb.
― pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
However, this is still the 1p3G thread "WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!" so I have to ask - is that your reenactment of the conception?
― pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
bsha'a tova big <3's frog-man
― Mordy, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
Gratsbs
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
thanks all!
― frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6D0QvZa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8xLuSMz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4WDhLcD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7E9HQE1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WDSFvSU.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/8600799/il_340x270.887007654_q2js.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6d/65/52/6d6552d5d35839d5784d73eceb6b66ca.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link