Juiceman, Juiceman, Juiceman, them boys up to something

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChoNjuxUgAEorFx.jpg

lmao

ten rings on like a basketball player

Wade in 5 years
http://nsa28.casimages.com/img/2011/09/30/110930112115899325.jpg

i am juicing

i appreciate your honesty

i would do HGH if i had the money

what are the basic effects of hgh

grow your human with hormones while you work from home

http://www.somatropin.cn/effects.html

watching dubs-blazers last night i shouted out JUIIIIIIICCCEEEEE when leandro barbosa did a thing and had to explain said outburst to my very puzzled partner who was just trying to read sophie's choice

hah

can someone compile a list of ballers we are sure are juicemen and a list of suspected juicefolk thank you in advance

most likely juicers:

Russ
Wade
Lebro
Blake
Barbosa

if those dudes juice what is stopping other players from juicing

also what is the most commonly consumed juice

HGH

NBA doesnt blood test for it iirc

I'm sure more do it but maybe not for prolonged periods. maybe just to get back from injury faster

if you did the opposite and listed least likely juicers would it just be multiple spurs rosters

ha probably. except bonner

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/stephen-curry-had-platelet-rich-plasma-treatment-on-his-right-knee-182950035.html

prp = secret infusions of juice

aka = that kobe

it comes by many names but we know it for what it is

prp might as well be healing juice

steph "juiceman" curry

the brazilian juice is real

The juice run the world.

(Sorry.)

barbosa's juice: derived from obscure brazilian plant and usually only used for horses http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/05/sports/basketball/golden-state-warriors-leandro-barbosa-horse-medicine.html?referer=

definitive

http://i.imgur.com/ILAeyMA.jpg

oh ha what

http://i.imgur.com/7w8olLP.jpg

http://www.vocativ.com/317389/the-story-of-an-nba-players-mystery-healing-herb/

Nice use of the word juice in there

taken from basketblolz
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ten rings on like a basketball player

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https://twitter.com/_marcusd2_/status/835334262358491136

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C99HBEvVoAALbQK.jpg

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/855481607280525312

was meant to embed
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C99HBEvVoAALbQK.jpg

haha

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC87kzBXkAARKzZ.jpg

interesting

who wants a heineken!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRI8E2jVwAAqmPT.jpg:large

russ is so sour

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSZQHKpUQAAlDZU.jpg

lol it’s quite simple really

is steroids common in NBA?

well u dont see a lot of players getting caught for it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYqQf44UQAE9lwA.jpg

juicy meeks

Steph found the HGH plug it’s over https://t.co/nAQGsDRXDK

— Nai (@Nai_Roy) May 2, 2018

ahaha

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dce-EzwU0AIpEBP.jpg

lmaooooooooooo legalize PEDs imo

PEDs would not help Lebron do most of the best things he does, which all involve the nearly instantaneous interaction between his brain and his body, quicker than it is possible to make conscious decisions. They do help with strength and stamina, though.

the biggest benefit of PEDs to an aging athlete such as lebron and so forth is prob hastening recovery, things of that nature

kinda weird to see barry with a normal sized head again.

looking generally like a natural man

http://www.businessinsider.com/lebron-james-2-week-break-turned-his-season-around-2015-4

hehe

its cool to have the exact starting date of brons juicing for statistical purposes

Fresh legs in OT in game 60 of the season for a dude who only had one good leg once upon a time. You love to see it. No seriously you really do love to see it https://t.co/g3B28pbLbu

— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) February 23, 2019

okc juice train

That’s why he wanted to start, the og the juiceman Russ has that connect.

*stay

real eyes realize real lies

10 rings on like a basketball player

.@JoakimNoah is still bringing the energy! 🔋#GrindCity pic.twitter.com/Mw079YJsB6

— NBA TV (@NBATV) February 26, 2019

No one has more dunks this postseason than Andre Iguodala. 18th right there for the 35-year-old

— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) May 1, 2019

NBA makes suspension official, says Chandler tested positive for Ipamorelin. https://t.co/eJNBCi8Fyg

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) August 29, 2019

Someone wrote some article today about how nba PED testing is really good, actually

I'd venture to say that PED testing is generally good for the players, in that most PEDs are terrible for their health, both short term and long term. Removing all restrictions on PEDs would lead to an 'arms race' among players to find the particular witch's brew of drugs that might give them the greatest edge, and every player would feel compelled to participate in that arms race.

I meant that nba testing is supposedly thorough and difficult to beat

There's been a hide-and-seek game going on for half a century between the users of PEDs and the testers for PEDs, so any testing regime had better be up to date and hard to beat or else it's a waste of the league's money.

Not a waste of the league's money if they don't actually want to find anything. Gives them cover.

😱 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 😱@CP3 on the receiving end of an alley-oop dunk ‼️ pic.twitter.com/n7acfACevH

— OKC THUNDER (@okcthunder) February 17, 2020

timing and spacing on that were pretty much perfect

https://i.imgur.com/KQELX9b.jpg

Dude couldn’t even barely dunk in the first half of the season

RUSS NASTY POSTER ON BIYOMBO 😱 pic.twitter.com/pxJtfE3z4v

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 31, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7TOqp_TiuY

bron knew that something must be done to save the Laker's season, and knew exactly which 'something' to do.

Darvin Ham on LeBron: “It’s legendary the type of resources he exhausts to make himself available.”

— Michael Corvo (@michaelcorvoNBA) March 26, 2023

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wow one of my finest

lol

LeBron said two doctors recommended season-ending surgery, but then he went to see the “LeBron James of feet” and James determined he’d be able to return.

— Jovan Buha (@jovanbuha) March 26, 2023

lmfao

lol amazing

imagining that as a go-to formulation for him, ""we gotta trade for russ, he's the lebron james of triple doubles" "we moved to brentwood because it's the lebron james of neighborhoods"

oh boy, germany! that’s where I’m the juiceman

the lebron james of countries

He had a kid he determined would be the LeBron James of children

true and he did not leave it to chance when it came time to file that birth certificate

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7ntpoOWAAAKrjr?format=jpg&name=medium

It’s between him, Lance Armstrong, Barry Bonds, and Alex Rodriguez https://t.co/rmxFFyMQ1F

— Olympic Bean (@olympicbean) November 22, 2023

haa

so you’re telling me he got suspended for……..cheating https://t.co/g9jfieAECQ pic.twitter.com/eDQTkhJ7EZ

— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) January 23, 2024

DEANDRE JORDAN POSTER OVER GIANNIS 🤯pic.twitter.com/bG3gO0glbw

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) January 30, 2024

KG: Can Bronny get a bucket on Bron ?

Paul Pierce: Yeah for sure

KG: You seen his dad? his dad on that balco, he on that new juice

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/CMXpJb3uAr

— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) February 23, 2024

uh oh