official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

brooklyn is the domain of the NB, why should this be 77?

no google?

you guys could fight over her while she steals your money

xxpost
because y'all are getting into posting phone numbers and shit

thanks for weighing in icey--always good to know you're chasing the zeitgeist dragon, so to speak

posting phone numbers is way more classic noize than it is classic 77

i knew this girl in hs who was a compulsive liar who told people she had emphysema and various other wild bullshits - sadly she never came up w/anything as good as even a mouth handjob let alone korean abdul-jabbar - she was tiny and cute too - prob helps w/telling absurd lies

np que ;)

band names

mouth handjob v. mormon grifter

hot dog down hallway is played out

by definition

i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:36 PM

u guys r forgetting that she's also wanted in salt lake city. for actual crimes, not just luna-esque e-swindlin'

lotta ppl are wanted in salt lake city! whats newsworthy about this is that she banged a lot of dudes who spend a lot of time on the internet--also had a hilarious basketball-based name

blog recognize blog

http://i44.tinypic.com/ezeih0.jpg
JABBAR WANT MOUTH DOG

from the looks of those peeps in her photobucket, i'd say they had it coming

― velko, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:49 PM

^^real talk

absolutely

not gonna lie ws

would grift

u guys come on regardless how much u disagree w/someones sartorial choices they really dont deserve to be ripped off and manipulated by the monster korean abdul-jabbar

saw her nicknamed "Kim Cheat" somewhere

no, they deserve to be cut into chunks and fed to honey badgers but we're just quibbling about details here

xp

never underestimate the power of an army of hipster blogger

giving hundreds or thousands of dollars to someone you don't know very well is just not a smart thing to do, period

even for mouth handjobs?

ESPECIALLY for mouth handjobs

The one time I had a roommate situation where someone decided not to pay rent and run up bills, we called his family and had them pay the outstanding balances, then kicked his ass out of the apartment, so I really don't get the people who got wholesale taken in by this woman (the dude in SLC who dated her after she full-on ripped off his friend is particularly not worth my sympathy).

giving hundreds or thousands of dollars to someone you don't know very well is just not a smart thing to do, period

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:20 PM

tell that to u.s. banks! HEY-O

I'm also boggling at the "here, cash this check for me" thing, mostly at the dude who asked the bank, "hey, is this legit?" and the bank going, "oh sure! um, wait..."

o sure theyre real i mean theyre checks they look like checks right carry on

I guess "boggling" is strong, more like "sitting here going 'what a bunch of idiots'"

uh well u got them from someone who has cancer right? why would a cancer patient lie?

hello i would like to cash this check please--
http://blog.nbc.com/latenight/checkitout.bmp

did she learn that from nigerian spammers

that cheque is made out to conan obrien and since u r not him u cannot cash it

le cheque

fyi--i am conan o'brien and i would like my payment in cases of dr. pepper

thx

also note how there's a note about max

theres a lol hueg hersheys kiss on the filing cabinet too

it says thx 4 the gratuitous placement here's $200 for dancing lessons for max! xp

it says drumming lessons--sounds like you need reading lessons

i will teach max the drums and the 200 bucks can go towards yr education hairball

Finding out about grifters was sure a lot less fun before the web.

zinging lessons xp

noted ilm grouch max weinberg

yeah we would have to wait to find out about her on america's most wanted and by then she would have grifted a lot more beardos

beardo grifter / hallway hot dog / abdul jabbar abdul jabbar / KOREAN abdul jabbar

i like to think I have pretty high hipster tolerance but jesus theres a dude with an ironic mustache and ironic t-shirt in her pics that I hope got taken for his trust fund.

Plus we wouldn't have access to all these pictures she took! Cute dog btw.

she has no seoul

lol