official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

srsly i don't know why but i'd like to strangle fat asian head

her fat asian head

the whole blogstorm about this is pretty amazing & hilarious too--i didnt really know that the brooklyn-online-bloggin-media world was so incestuous

i mean, i did, but

, but

i kinda have to lol @ how she snowed all of brooklyn

can't wait until brooklyn blogger icey weighs in on this

who is super stupid

haha nice question

from the looks of those peeps in her photobucket, i'd say they had it coming

i dont want 2 b rude cutty but i was kind of disappointed at how long it took noise to have a thread for this--old school noize would of had a thread about this chick before she was ever the in the paper

HI CHAKI

momus joke goes here

im a new poster

can't wait until brooklyn blogger icey weighs in on this

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its a pretty unremarkable story imo except for the korean abdul-jabbar and hot dog down the hall etc lines - but those are fairly ultimate

lol hot dog down the hall

y'all should take this shit to 77

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:02 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

hey not all of us are invited

lool the more i think abt it the more korean abdul-jabbar is a super hilarious name for a crazy fraudulent lil korean chick w/a dragon tattoo to call herself - i mean u r having trouble telling this girl is completely insane how

fuck 77 this is classic nb styles

hi chaki

brooklyn is the domain of the NB, why should this be 77?

no google?

you guys could fight over her while she steals your money

xxpost
because y'all are getting into posting phone numbers and shit

thanks for weighing in icey--always good to know you're chasing the zeitgeist dragon, so to speak

posting phone numbers is way more classic noize than it is classic 77

i knew this girl in hs who was a compulsive liar who told people she had emphysema and various other wild bullshits - sadly she never came up w/anything as good as even a mouth handjob let alone korean abdul-jabbar - she was tiny and cute too - prob helps w/telling absurd lies

np que ;)

band names

mouth handjob v. mormon grifter

hot dog down hallway is played out

by definition

i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:36 PM

u guys r forgetting that she's also wanted in salt lake city. for actual crimes, not just luna-esque e-swindlin'

lotta ppl are wanted in salt lake city! whats newsworthy about this is that she banged a lot of dudes who spend a lot of time on the internet--also had a hilarious basketball-based name

blog recognize blog

http://i44.tinypic.com/ezeih0.jpg
JABBAR WANT MOUTH DOG

from the looks of those peeps in her photobucket, i'd say they had it coming

― velko, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:49 PM

^^real talk

absolutely

not gonna lie ws

would grift

u guys come on regardless how much u disagree w/someones sartorial choices they really dont deserve to be ripped off and manipulated by the monster korean abdul-jabbar

saw her nicknamed "Kim Cheat" somewhere

no, they deserve to be cut into chunks and fed to honey badgers but we're just quibbling about details here

xp

never underestimate the power of an army of hipster blogger

giving hundreds or thousands of dollars to someone you don't know very well is just not a smart thing to do, period

even for mouth handjobs?

ESPECIALLY for mouth handjobs

The one time I had a roommate situation where someone decided not to pay rent and run up bills, we called his family and had them pay the outstanding balances, then kicked his ass out of the apartment, so I really don't get the people who got wholesale taken in by this woman (the dude in SLC who dated her after she full-on ripped off his friend is particularly not worth my sympathy).

giving hundreds or thousands of dollars to someone you don't know very well is just not a smart thing to do, period

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:20 PM

tell that to u.s. banks! HEY-O

I'm also boggling at the "here, cash this check for me" thing, mostly at the dude who asked the bank, "hey, is this legit?" and the bank going, "oh sure! um, wait..."

o sure theyre real i mean theyre checks they look like checks right carry on

I guess "boggling" is strong, more like "sitting here going 'what a bunch of idiots'"

think that through

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Ouroboros-simple.svg/200px-Ouroboros-simple.svg.png

http://vimeo.com/53044579

https://www.thecut.com/2022/05/kari-ferrell-hipster-grifter-comeback.html

hmmmm

I curse the writer for mentioning there’s an instagram, which I obviously had to go look for

account name is… well, some things never change