official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

"magic johnson" "AIDS" ?

dr. phil do i know you?

:)

say chaps i found her photobucket

http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/

damn dude that is some fukin sleuthin

^_^

y'all should take this shit to 77

check out those insane sloth's y'all

stray ' there

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/123456.jpg

no pics of her coughing up blood?

http://transcendentalisttelevision.com/2009/04/i-lived-with-korean-abdul-jabbar/

1. Bobby Says:
April 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Sorry about sleeping in your bed! She made it out like it was totally cool. I felt really weird about it.

ha.

with identity theft and spam and 'ghost net' and the myspace bully suicide family thing, it seems at first glance like shitty people have a leg up using technology. but in the end, i wonder if increased connectivity might make certain kinds of sociopathic stuff harder to do? i mean if everyone in the pond has a blog and reads gawker this chick's life is going to be pretty hard from here on out.

yeah but all this chick has to do is move to seattle and go by a nickname and she could do it all over again imo, though it sounds like she's OCD about certain things and would probably repeat them and therefore be easy to figure out.

srsly i don't know why but i'd like to strangle fat asian head

her fat asian head

the whole blogstorm about this is pretty amazing & hilarious too--i didnt really know that the brooklyn-online-bloggin-media world was so incestuous

i mean, i did, but

, but

i kinda have to lol @ how she snowed all of brooklyn

can't wait until brooklyn blogger icey weighs in on this

who is super stupid

haha nice question

from the looks of those peeps in her photobucket, i'd say they had it coming

i dont want 2 b rude cutty but i was kind of disappointed at how long it took noise to have a thread for this--old school noize would of had a thread about this chick before she was ever the in the paper

HI CHAKI

momus joke goes here

im a new poster

can't wait until brooklyn blogger icey weighs in on this

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its a pretty unremarkable story imo except for the korean abdul-jabbar and hot dog down the hall etc lines - but those are fairly ultimate

lol hot dog down the hall

y'all should take this shit to 77

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:02 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

hey not all of us are invited

lool the more i think abt it the more korean abdul-jabbar is a super hilarious name for a crazy fraudulent lil korean chick w/a dragon tattoo to call herself - i mean u r having trouble telling this girl is completely insane how

fuck 77 this is classic nb styles

hi chaki

brooklyn is the domain of the NB, why should this be 77?

no google?

you guys could fight over her while she steals your money

xxpost
because y'all are getting into posting phone numbers and shit

thanks for weighing in icey--always good to know you're chasing the zeitgeist dragon, so to speak

posting phone numbers is way more classic noize than it is classic 77

i knew this girl in hs who was a compulsive liar who told people she had emphysema and various other wild bullshits - sadly she never came up w/anything as good as even a mouth handjob let alone korean abdul-jabbar - she was tiny and cute too - prob helps w/telling absurd lies

np que ;)

band names

mouth handjob v. mormon grifter

hot dog down hallway is played out

by definition

i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:36 PM

u guys r forgetting that she's also wanted in salt lake city. for actual crimes, not just luna-esque e-swindlin'

lotta ppl are wanted in salt lake city! whats newsworthy about this is that she banged a lot of dudes who spend a lot of time on the internet--also had a hilarious basketball-based name

blog recognize blog

http://i44.tinypic.com/ezeih0.jpg
JABBAR WANT MOUTH DOG

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/03/anal-sex-the-gays-knew-all-along/

later:

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/07/narcissism-in-the-digital-age-lets-talk-about-how-awesome-i-am/

Enough already.No. Seriously. No more, please.March 30th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

she really loves that "hot dog in the [physical space]" metaphor huh

Bio: Lexicon artist writing bloviated drivel for Animal New York, Spook Magazine, and various other publications that feature nude illegal immigrants cleaning shit.

wow, that was enough for me to remove the bookmark

http://derekerdman.com/ilovemilkshakes/april2010/le_bed_of_warmth/pngs/gripster_in_the_bathroom.htm

the "would you like FRIES with that" ad at the bottom of that first article is killing me

http://animalnewyork.com/?s=ferrell&x=12&y=5

evidence for the prosecution.

none of those pieces have any comments on them.

She is repulsive in every sense.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojzkc3VuL1qb05xio1_500.jpg

http://mfotd.tumblr.com/post/16945963867/these-are-my-lady-sacks-atop-an-unseen-rusted

this shit just popped into my head for no reason. i'd never seen any of the stuff past 2010. i was going to ask "where is she now?" but i guess she is where she always was.

in the hallway

think that through

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Ouroboros-simple.svg/200px-Ouroboros-simple.svg.png

http://vimeo.com/53044579

https://www.thecut.com/2022/05/kari-ferrell-hipster-grifter-comeback.html

hmmmm

I curse the writer for mentioning there’s an instagram, which I obviously had to go look for

account name is… well, some things never change