TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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I have to say, his Fathead commercial is also the best. "How many walls does your room got? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6?" I mean, what type of houses has he been in? 2??? I mean a triangular room is one thing but 2 walls?? That's just a hallway, son.

This is a great, underappreciated post.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

It DID catch an excelsior...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

It's buy one fathead get one free until 1/31. I am close, so close to pulling the trigger.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Would you buy the subjects of this thread or just two Rofflebergers?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

NEVER

Browns helmet plus a Packers helmet for a misguided friend.

95 dollars though, geez.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

there should be a discount on browns helmets, really

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

They don't even have a design.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

KIDS TODAY WITH THEIR LOGOS AND iPODS

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"Question of the day: What kind of peanut butter do I like? What brand and style?

This is a hard one, so I am interested to see who can guess this one right. Have a great day and special thanks to Coach Hep and his wife for everything they do. "

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

They must've made him a PBJ that day.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

"Ben! BEN! You KNOW you're not allowed to use the knife! No, I don't CARE if it's a butter knife. You put that down this instant! Well if you're hungry, Coach and I will make you a sandwich. You go play in the yard, now. Skedaddle!"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet he likes Jif. Crunchy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Peyton probably uses Peter Pan.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Do they even still make Peter Pan peanut butter???! I would put Peyton as a Skippy Honey Nut smooth kind of guy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Eli eats crunchy just to piss off the 'rents and make them have to buy two kinds of peanut butter.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Plummer chews up peanuts and spreads the resulting paste between two pieces of bread, etc. I can do this all day!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Bret Favre has peanut butter on his hairy knuckles because he refuses to throw out the jar, even after its nutty contents have long been depleted.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Shaun Alexander eats Nutella.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT INTERRUPTION

HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?

HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."

WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Shocking!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't this the only reason why women watch football?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh why don't you come say that to my face.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Fine. Middle-aged womens...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I am practically middle-aged. I take offense!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even want to know what middle-aged women who watch Ben Rothelisburger do with their peanut butter.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rott_mandyn.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Zeus to thread.

xpost!

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

See, I wasn't going to name names...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

That isn't Zeus. Too sad, too old.

Rottweiler Porn!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_ruth.jpg

― Dan (PUPPY PORN EW) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_zaczek.jpg

sooooooooooooo cute

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://store1.yimg.com/I/glamourdogstore_1882_2504269

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.glamourdog.com/blfodogco.html

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

shaun alexander's dog:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/image-archive/simon.sharp.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.gregorymancuso.com/portfolioimages/editorial/Peyton%20Manning%20Eli%20Manning%20Archie%20Manning%20nfl%20football-500.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

goddamnit I can't find a picture of him on GIS in the home uniform.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/01/16/1105918283_2282.jpg

xpost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not even sure which of those pictures I'm laughing at now.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

eli is soooo the brat of that family

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.nfl.com/images/2002/eli_manning_052302.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(i'll stop soon promise)

http://www.j-archive.com/media/2005-07-04_J_17.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.thebluehen.com/14/00043678.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, that IS Baby Spice!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

The eyes there explain the last half of the Gints season.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel bad for Cooper, the oldest brother. He must feel like Frank Sinatra Jr.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

roffles is at the hockey game tonight, sitting in the owner's box with mario lemieux...didn't see zeus, tho

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Or Zeppo.

x-post

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 January 2006 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link

More interesting without the xpost!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6285/youngben2nb.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

woah ben looks like eli there!!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

u just jealous

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

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