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CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

latebloomer, Thursday, 24 April 2008 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

That was a freaky interview with Jenna last night. She'd pleasantly answer a question and then stare and scowl at the camera.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 24 April 2008 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

bill snyder's necktie tucked into his pants u_u

gr8080, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

anderson:

"we should point out that clinton DID actually play tina turner's 'simply the best' at the conclusion of her speech"

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

don lemon after a story about some rescued cow named milkshake just started chanting "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

gr8080, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

omg

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 July 2008 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

no don lemon, but still:

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/07/11/dnt.ca.cow.milkshake.KCRA

gr8080, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:33 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

wolf just said "britney spears microphone" again

gr8080, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

?????/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

he is really into that!

roxymuzak, Saturday, 23 August 2008 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

^haha oh my GOD, sorry grady

ok so my o_OO_o/omgwtfing/hooraying has now subsided enough to bump this

LOL @ wolf blitzer on election night:

  • continuously accidentally saying "the situation room"
  • "we've got kentucky, and that blue, new england state at the top there. is that vermont? we have vermont."
LOL @ anderson cooper: "GRAVITAS"

and of course biggest A+ number one LOLs in "lol at cnn" history to beaming in Will.I.Am via satellite, anderson's face during all this, and the ensuing "star wars/star trek" nerdery

corrie ham (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

loved the "Magic Wall"

carne asada, Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

i lol'd @ will.i.am's dance at the end of the segment

HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 November 2008 06:16 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Bobcat stuck on top of pole in New Mexico
Watch Now: Live on CNN.com »

Uncle Muncle (Michael White), Friday, 21 November 2008 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

my bf got me a book about the history of CNN, lol

being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

lolol

BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 23 November 2008 06:13 (eleven years ago) link

lol <3

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 23 November 2008 06:14 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

my bf got me a book about the history of CNN, lol

you know this is mysteriously the only thing i left at his house that he didn't make a dramatic show of giving back to me, hm.

anyway i can't wait to lol @ CNN at 2:00 today

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 December 2008 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

the special they were running about barack without his shirt on the other night was hilarious

Surmounter, Thursday, 25 December 2008 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

omg WAHT

http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/CNN%20007.jpg

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 December 2008 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

better:

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

hey yall apparently we may be looking at surgeon general doctor sanjay gupta

stop HOOSing a boring tuna (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

She said it wrong! It's I don't go down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth

mehlt, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

<3<3<3<3surg general gupta<3<3<3<3

COOP FOR HEAD OF FEMA

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m2w35x.jpg

thats racist!

bnw, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

PART WHAT

FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

WTF

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

PART WTF

^likes brown, yellow, puerto rican, and haitian girls (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 09:21 (eleven years ago) link

wolf blitzer brought the lols today during airplane crash coverage

jordy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

me
wolf blitzer is killing the game right now
just a second he was like
"go back to that first picture, abby. those people you see there are not standing on water. but in fact, they are standing on the wing of the plane"
oh really dawg?
not walking on water?
big hoos
lol
"i want our viewers to notice that these new yorkers are not, in fact, endowed with the power of christ"

jordy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

me
wolf just asked a guy
"so were you one of the first people of or the last?"
and he goes
"i was in the middle"

jordy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

Hoping they would have the airplane on AC360 last night, via hologram.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

rich sanchez is interviewing carlos mencia (?) and sanchez just said "you beaner, you"

jordy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

lots of lolling at cnn yesterday

its like get your shit together

roxymuzak, Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

:D :D :D :D :D :D xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 January 2009 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

HOW PEANUT BUTTER TURNED DEADLY

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

PRESIDENT: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

Scabby the Rat wins free speech battle

John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

4. Rick Sanchez: 48825

http://twitter.com/ricksanchezcnn

American TV news anchor

“i twitter because i need as a journalist to get what viewers think and say. w/out them i'm just another talking head.they complete me, lol!”

uhhh

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

umg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 February 2009 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

i was listening to cnn from another room and this exchange happened in my head, no bullshitting:

*someone on cnn talking about the stimulus*
me [in my head]:"what the fuck is mo rocca doing on cnn...? lol midday news i guess"
*more talking*
CNN talking head: "well thank you candy crowley"

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

she really does sound like mo rocca afaic

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 February 2009 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

they just lead in to rick sanchez's show by drawing a connection b/w michael steele, alex rodriguez and ann coulter

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

rick sanchez blocks his twitter updates! what the fuck??

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

i gotta run now but im gonna liveblog rick's show tomorrow i think

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

my wife, who just made great crepes for my daughter which i stole when she not looking, says crunk is combo crank and drunk?
9:42 AM yesterday from web

ok would somebody please tell me what working def. of crunk is? i think i know but?
9:37 AM yesterday from web

just looked up crunk, means kind of crazy. i did have 2 shots of cuban coffee this morning. yeaHHH!
9:19 AM yesterday from web

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

guys rick sanchez is my anderson

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 20:12 (eleven years ago) link


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