What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without A Wank?

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But Kate, tell us, how long?

Seriously...

Personally I find the whole custom a bit... I rather not know how long people have gone without a wank (or with a wank). It's just TMI all the way, y'know.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, I just think it's funny - the male answers compared to female answers (i.e. that there are almost none of the latter, and how forthright the former are).

― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I know. I realize that the guys are right. Who cares. I mean, it's ~~probably~~ a fun thing to do but then I'm a girl and I don't need a mental pic of Ronan (or any other guy) wanking away into oblivion.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I think it is actually physiologically different for males, like they generate so much sperm that they need to get rid of it. Men who wank every day get prostate cancer less, or something like that.

I don't think there's a similar thing for ladybits, though. I mean, we only produce our gametes once a month, so there's no build up.

― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I, however, do need a mental pic of Ronan wanking away into oblivion to achieve climax.

― Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

What's an oblivion? Don't we use tissues and sinks and buckets and the coffee machine at work anymore?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I think socks were the preferred receptacle, going by another thread that really doesn't need to be revived.

― onimo (onimo), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Longtemps je me suis branlé de bonne heure.

― Marcel Proust (Revivalist), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Socks? Maybe I should take up sock knitting! Actually no, I don't. Maybe you're right, Kate, but I also think we are just raised differently.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the thought of doing it every day makes me queasy.

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

...and dry most probably

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

23 days, in summer 2004. two successive summer-camps, and you don't wank on summer-camp. then i realised i was on for a decent abstinence so i kept it going for another 4 days.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

waht summer camp? like scouts?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the few times i've gone more than 1-2 weeks in my semi-adult life, my sex dreams grew more vivid and intense and i wound up having wet dreams again, it was scary and gross and like, 'i have to go through this again?!' though of course, the answe is 'no,' and the problem was/ is easily solved.

i'm curious: how often do you wank when/ if you have a boy/girlfriend?

i live with my girl and we have sex kind of regularly -- still in the first year of living together, and it's 3-4 x/ week. but i still jerk off on average 3 times a week, on top of that...

shit, i think i'm a pervert! ohhhhhh no.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no, one was a 2-week classical greek summer-school, and the other was an extra-curricular (i.e. interesting, non-academic intellectual activities by day and fun (although equally stimulating) games/hikes/projects by evening and a mid-week trip to a local place of interest) week-long residential get-together for about 30 or so 'bright' children. it was my favourite week of the year for about 9 years running! xpost

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm curious: how often do you wank when/ if you have a boy/girlfriend?

as much as when i don't. that's all i have to say on the subject.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

What, Never?

(getting all Gilbert and Sullivan once again)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

3 Hot Little Maids From School Part 17

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i've probably gone about a month, before. i usually go about a week or so in between.

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm kinda surprised anybody counts the days

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.matthewhunt.com/taboo/paysagefautif.jpg

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow, you too?

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark, OKAY OKAY, I don't masturbate (much).

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 13 January 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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