POLL: Is there a Tuomas?

beverly cleary was aight

whether or not he exists, he lives in our hearts

http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~aahobor/Lucy-Day/Images/Covers-50/The-Girl-with-Silver-Eyes.jpg

this was good

Blume occupies a bit of a unique spot I think.

where's the love for I Am the Cheese, the Chocolate War, A Hero Ain't Nothin But a Sandwich, Go Ask Alice, the Cybil War

no Superfudge no credibility

yeah i loved that one as a kid

when i started asking my parents to buy me other judy blume books, they noticed that a lot of them were about girls and had an OMG OUR SON IS GAY, TIME FOR A SERIOUS TALK moment.

Maybe if you had been younger than nineteen when you asked, Kenan.

This was a good 'un, especially for the broken-home kids.

http://www.booksamillion.com/bam/covers/0/38/070/958/0380709589.jpg

books you liked as a preteen

this was nothing compared to the time i asked for a feather boa and a butt plug

wow, this took a turn for the awesome; Dear Mr. Henshaw was vv important.
Please to be talking about Homer Price now.

Sorry, Grady. Didn't mean to derail the Naked Finn thread.

hah holy shit! girl w silver eyes is second post

so much for children's book obscurantism :D

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MM7V53XBL._SS500_.jpg

^^^favorite for all time

Holy shit, the girl with the silver eyes and the great brain. Yay, sweet memories. The Great Brain was one of my favorite series.

Pinkwater's a whole other universe unto himself

I NEVER LEARNED TO READ

YOU ARE BANNED TO I RATE EVERYTHING

try this thread duder

I am having trouble with the ladies.

no but i did revive the oink invite thread

u r on notice, Que.

love for pinkwater puts you in my good graces 4eva, deej.

THE BOXCAR CHILDREN KICKED ASS. THEY SOLVED IMPORTANT CRIMES. FUCK YOU FOR ASSOCIATING THEM WITH JOYRIDING RATS ON MOTORCYCLES.

new name for DC ILX = THE BOXCAR CHILDREN

y/n?????????

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

William, how about another Tuomas/Louvin album 'shop- Tragic Thongs of Life?

OH HEY MARGARET IM HERE WHAT DO YOU WANT

new name for DC ILX = THE BOXCAR CHILDREN

y/n?????????

-- g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 22:27 (55 minutes ago) Link

O FUCK YEA

judy blume is raw as fuck

haha

taking sides: daniel pinkwater vs ellen raskin

ellen raskin powns that fat turkey! gobble gobble

This is all for Ken. I feel dirty.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/TragicThongs.jpg

Pinkwater is great, but Ellen Raskin is my #1 children's writer of all time, so she wins.

Also, ^^^this is great. I promise not to repost it and cause confusion.

TRAGIC

WAHT

the thong, not the photoshop

Oh yes, that makes sense. I thought I'd tread on your delicate Pinkwater sensibilities.

o/\o times infinity re borgel

nietzsche:god::jw:tuomas

Only three ILXors know the truth for sure, I think.

you yourself and i

worst fake aja ever.

wrong thread dude

...or is it bwahahahahaha

i figure there ain't any.

oh lord

best photoshop comedy jokes hilarity ever on ilx? (the louvin bros records, esp. the "tragic thongs" one). and i say that as long-time lurker, first time poster. (uh, not really, but i just wanted to use that variation on the radio talk show call-in cliche).

at any rate Tuomas' existence is surely justified by that. a fitting tribute to the man. or anyone, for that matter.

hah holy shit! girl w silver eyes is second post

-- deej, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 22:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

so much for children's book obscurantism :D

-- deej, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 22:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

The original Tuomas abides!

i phoned richard littlejohn and he agreed you couldn't make it up

Hm. Tuomas, at a pinch, rhymes with enormous. Hm. Hm.

where's tuomas been?