An ILX roundtable discussion of Beyonce's Lemonade for people who don't feel like listening to it right now.

it's all starting to feel like homework

Iggy Azalea: Rapper Criticizes 'Becky' Lyric on Beyoncé's 'Lemonade' Album
"Generalizing ANY race by calling them one sterotypical name for said race. i personally dont think is very cool, the end," Azalea tweeted

Trump/Azalea '16

http://i.imgur.com/0EiSRel.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N387gr-Vr4

i used to love lemonade but true story on saturday i drove by a lemonade stand some kids were selling it so i bought a tiny plastic cup of lemonade for a dollar and so help me god i have been vomiting and pooping ever since, it is so nasty to be me right now and i think i may have dysentery so lemonade is not my thing right now

my son had a lemonade stand the day after this album dropped in commemoration of it. kind of. actually it was more because we were able to steal 30 lemons off the tree at the house next door which is empty for the time being.

I ran a stand a couple times -- didn't really learn "hard work" but I did get introduced to the concepts of expenses, revenue, profit, like a little lightbulb went on that we spent a certain amount on the ingredients and needed to subtract that out of what we made.

Basically it was economically empowering. I slay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKG4EJ6rsQ

Not that excited about this new album but really looking forward to the follow-up, 'Round The Corner Fudge Is Made.

awful but I keep thinking about that too

the lemonade stand was great, he and his friend made $12 which they split evenly. My son decided that when the lemonade was 3/4 gone they should raise the price of what was left; he stumbled on the basics of scarcity in economics on his own at age 10. he didn't move forward on this capitalist scheme though. also he charged our dog 25 cents for a tiny peanut butter muffin they were also selling.

Eye don't no about anyone else but if eye was 2 find a "formation" in my lemonade, U can bet eye'd throw that shit away!

25c for a peanut butter muffin is a steal, especially if you're a dog and it makes your whole day. Score one for capitalism!

When I learned that there were other lemonade stands in the neighborhood I required customers to sign an exclusive subscriber agreement.

A quarter is like a buck seventy-five in dog dollars tho.

dog was pretty happy. she shoved the whole thing in her mouth and ate it even though it was scalding hot. she paused momentarily like, "is this a good idea?" then decided it was.

hilton als is great but i'm not as into his pop music writing

Lemonade by Peyoncé

Diana Ross, Sun Ra and Fetty Wap

Do you guys like salty lemonade? Great after a workout or when it's really hot imo.

So it turns out that using some coconut water (approx 1/3?) is the key to perfection with this.