An ILX roundtable discussion of Beyonce's Lemonade for people who don't feel like listening to it right now.

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that blogger who wrote about the designer chocolate fraud people should for real get a Pulitzer! that shit was riveting. especially the original posts he did on the Texas chocolatier fraudsters. the one before the mast brothers bombshell. although the mast brothers one was good too. he should win for that.

scott seward, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 16:13 (three years ago) link

I was kinda crazy about Destiny's Child back in the day and was all about solo Bey but then I've just realized that I haven't listened to an entire album of hers since B'Day. And I even bought the one that she released really cheap that one time. What, the fourth one? I don't know. I chalk my lapse up more to my near-complete disengagement from pop music over the past decade than anything personal against Ms. Knowles-Z.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 16:55 (three years ago) link

it's all starting to feel like homework

mandatory sex webinar (contenderizer), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 17:31 (three years ago) link

Iggy Azalea: Rapper Criticizes 'Becky' Lyric on Beyoncé's 'Lemonade' Album
"Generalizing ANY race by calling them one sterotypical name for said race. i personally dont think is very cool, the end," Azalea tweeted

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 18:36 (three years ago) link

Trump/Azalea '16

evol j, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 18:41 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0EiSRel.jpg

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 18:41 (three years ago) link

i used to love lemonade but true story on saturday i drove by a lemonade stand some kids were selling it so i bought a tiny plastic cup of lemonade for a dollar and so help me god i have been vomiting and pooping ever since, it is so nasty to be me right now and i think i may have dysentery so lemonade is not my thing right now

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:10 (three years ago) link

my son had a lemonade stand the day after this album dropped in commemoration of it. kind of. actually it was more because we were able to steal 30 lemons off the tree at the house next door which is empty for the time being.

akm, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:48 (three years ago) link

I ran a stand a couple times -- didn't really learn "hard work" but I did get introduced to the concepts of expenses, revenue, profit, like a little lightbulb went on that we spent a certain amount on the ingredients and needed to subtract that out of what we made.

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:51 (three years ago) link

Basically it was economically empowering. I slay.

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:52 (three years ago) link

Not that excited about this new album but really looking forward to the follow-up, 'Round The Corner Fudge Is Made.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:53 (three years ago) link

awful but I keep thinking about that too

akm, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:55 (three years ago) link

the lemonade stand was great, he and his friend made $12 which they split evenly. My son decided that when the lemonade was 3/4 gone they should raise the price of what was left; he stumbled on the basics of scarcity in economics on his own at age 10. he didn't move forward on this capitalist scheme though. also he charged our dog 25 cents for a tiny peanut butter muffin they were also selling.

akm, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:57 (three years ago) link

Eye don't no about anyone else but if eye was 2 find a "formation" in my lemonade, U can bet eye'd throw that shit away!

WHERE'S JIM!? (Turrican), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 19:58 (three years ago) link

25c for a peanut butter muffin is a steal, especially if you're a dog and it makes your whole day. Score one for capitalism!

Tom Violence, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 20:07 (three years ago) link

When I learned that there were other lemonade stands in the neighborhood I required customers to sign an exclusive subscriber agreement.

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 20:09 (three years ago) link

A quarter is like a buck seventy-five in dog dollars tho.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 20:11 (three years ago) link

dog was pretty happy. she shoved the whole thing in her mouth and ate it even though it was scalding hot. she paused momentarily like, "is this a good idea?" then decided it was.

akm, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:15 (three years ago) link

hilton als is great but i'm not as into his pop music writing

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 23:36 (three years ago) link

Lemonade by Peyoncé

... (Eazy), Thursday, 28 April 2016 03:32 (three years ago) link

Diana Ross, Sun Ra and Fetty Wap

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Thursday, 28 April 2016 03:54 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Do you guys like salty lemonade? Great after a workout or when it's really hot imo.

So it turns out that using some coconut water (approx 1/3?) is the key to perfection with this.

Locked in silent monologue, in silent scream (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 January 2019 16:35 (ten months ago) link


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