HE'S TRYING TO BEAT THE ASSHOLE
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 8:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― just her neck. thankig u in advance (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link
"Sex with me" deserves more acclaim& attention
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, May 12, 2016 8:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a goon shaped tool (some dude), Friday, 13 May 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link
oh nice work - i couldn't find a large-size version sans nipples.
― bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Monday, May 30, 2016 2:48 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link
ok deep throat― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, June 3, 2016 9:01 AM i show you how to do this son― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Friday, June 3, 2016
i show you how to do this son― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Friday, June 3, 2016
― ulysses, Friday, 3 June 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
hahahahaha
― it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:18 (seven years ago) link
I guess elf-disgust is their big theme...
― soref, Wednesday, July 6, 2016 2:08 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link
FWIW Christ seemed like an alright guy, but milquetoast and ultimately not cut out for government.
― akm, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 3:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link
he looks like he cops a feel after a sip of Icehouse.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:26 PM
I'm gonna change this and watch porn
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:27 PM
guys, he's cutting off his g's, it's serious.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:31 PM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link
No idea what that would refer to in porn, but lol
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 28 July 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link
now and then i use middle fingers
― mark s, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 16:36 (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link
Fuck my Fins.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, September 18, 2016 1:46 PM (eight hours ago
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link
hahaha
― Neanderthal, Monday, 19 September 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link
C H U N K Y is my shit
― J0rdan S., Sunday, October 16, 2016 6:32 PM (forty seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link
the most obscure walt whitman poem
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link
hearing this to the tune of the first song off of Love Hate
― Neanderthal, Monday, 17 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link
i mean there are a fuckload of similar products available mostly made by experienced food companies, but only one of them has super creepy marketing and frequent contamination issues
― lag∞n, Monday, October 17, 2016 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
will def try those shakes ^
― bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Monday, October 17, 2016 1:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 17 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
Sopan Deb @SopanDeb 1h1 hour agoIt's been 86 days since Trump last held a presser. He took Qs from limited group 47 days ago. Clinton has taken Qs 11 times in last 2 months
^^^surprised this doesn't get brought up more often. trump has been hiding from the press for three months
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, October 21, 2016 1:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
take it to the gay thread, boys
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 21, 2016 1:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ¶ (DJP), Friday, 21 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link
will still do Talking Heads in Feb of 2017...
― Bee OK, Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:44 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 October 2016 07:17 (seven years ago) link
Still voted for the Holocaust.
― Treeship, Saturday, 3 December 2016 18:10 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― diary of a mod how's life (wins), Sunday, 4 December 2016 10:12 (seven years ago) link
I thought you would be more a Goatpenis guy
― Cosmic Slop, Monday, 5 December 2016 21:58 (fifty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 5 December 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link
Treesh providing genuine lols right there as always
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 5 December 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
Xpost ) yes that was one of the few shits where I went "aaah". Not enough of them, imho. My eyes are fine.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 05:56 (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Herpes Bizarre (stevie), Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
feels like this must be some of the best raw bm ever
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, December 12, 2016 6:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link
meddle used to be my favorite fall album
― surm
― sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link
I like "hate crime against children"― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:14 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:14 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link
not so surprising from ein Sexmonster
― rob, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link
magic is pretty sweet, i just got my 2 miracle slots, healing/evacuating all day long― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, February 8, 2017
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, February 8, 2017
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 15:54 (seven years ago) link
Hiyoooo
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link
lol good one
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
Ha I posted that to the wrong thread tbh
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link
my threshold of nuts is pretty high these days
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, February 25, 2017 10:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link
Please tell me thats the proctology department.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, March 17, 2017 11:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:39 (seven years ago) link
lol it's true my only preferred champ is Messy D xp
― Clay, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 2:43 PM (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
feel like we're about to get a shitload more of these in the pipeline
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 11:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
i always wear pants and it's covered up, but the inside of my pants knows what's up.
― nomar, Wednesday, June 7, 2017 3:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago)
― a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
sounds like a DJ Quik couplet
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2017 04:21 (six years ago) link
gonna spend all day tomorrow throwing buckets of mayo at people
― ciderpress, Saturday, August 5, 2017 12:49 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
Photobuckets, same
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
I think if you can get that resolution to create a recognizable anus then there is no need to increase it.― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017
― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
Vagina is a non effort.― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link
Left myself wide open tbf
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link
If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.
...― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017
― El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link
lol i cant even remember the context
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link
sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I still like the My Dick album
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link
Space porn requires patience.
― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
*Axl Rose whistle*
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
Squash my ass.― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/images/175f14bf0f9aa79864d6e603680799e2/tenor.gif
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link