i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

did it say what he's doing next so i can start to plan how to avoid him?

I'm with CAD.

no plans specified

god what a horrible person lol:

He was touched when one of the young editors on the crew volunteered to work through Thanksgiving rather than go home to see his family.

young thibs
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dang, he looked like a hockey goon

like the sadistic gym coach in a 1980s slobs vs snobs comedy

brim, maybe that young editor hated his family?

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojVerticalNBA 4m4 minutes ago
Sources on @TheVertical. Washington, Scott Brooks meeting in California, trying to work on a deal.

supposedly 7 mill a year

chatter about him for the rockets too (though that was a few hrs ago)

amazing

we almost had a bidding war for scott brooks

Hearing Jeff Van Gundy wants the houston gig

lakers job probably a lot more desirable with the bean gone

I will be so mad if jvg gets a coaching job and mjax does not

de-troit

basketball

woj

Scott Brooks has agreed to deal to become the Washington coach, league source tells @TheVertical

is glasses really much better than wittman

he might know which way to hold that board that you draw plays on

jk scott brooks doesn't draw up plays

maybe its an oklahoma policy that coaches can't draw up plays

http://www.hearingrehabcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/glasses-1024x460.jpg

http://media.salon.com/2015/08/They-Live.jpg

is glasses really much better than wittman

― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Thursday, April 21, 2016 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was wondering if glasses was getting signed separately from scott or if they were a package deal

hearing they are going to split the salary 50/50

when u watch the nba through the they live glasses it says LEBRON IS THE JUICEMAN

pelton said this in his chat, kinda interesting

I think the NBA should rethink its entire philosophy on fouling to penalize the player who is responsible for creating the contact rather than the player with the nebulous right to the space, which is what creates the rip-through foul but also block/charge calls.

I agree with that, block vs charge in particular feels like a coinflip a lot of the time

http://i.imgur.com/3iCAPzD.jpg

lol

yes pleeeeeeease

fuck that not going to happen! really hoping for Ettore Messina.

did i tell you guys about my orlando magic theory

go on

i think they're going to win a lot of games next year

yeah i think they'll make the offs

man theres a lot of solid wings in the FA pool this year even if durant is the only star

theres gonna be a lot of talent floating around this offseason for sure but also too much money and some dudes are gonna get way overpaid.

this FA market will be a great test of GMs' and front offices' puzzle-solving ability

good time to have a negotiation/game theorist on staff

scotty brooks to wizards is official

reading "boys among men" and seeing the shaq and penny 30 for 30 have reminded me how many of these coaching/front office/tv guys have been around forever. there's a lot of musical chairs, but once you're in you really have to screw up to get out completely.

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if he's willing to take less money than the max he's worth a look.

mavs r gonna max him out lol

its so obvious not sure how we missed that

Depends on the team's style of play. I wouldn't take Dwight Howard on the current Blazers at any price. The Mavs could probably absorb him without undue harm.

its so obvious not sure how we missed that

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 27, 2016 1:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol seriously

they still will have to pay a ton to keep Parsons too (if he opts out)! that would mean they are overpaying for Matthews/Parsons/Dwight

good thing dirk took a paycut

i pretty much forgot that parsons was alive

yeah i like the blaze from the pov of youth improving particularly mccollum and crabbe, dame seems a lil closer to peak tho he cld still have another leap in him, i watched a blaze preseason game and cj was balling out just getting whatever he wanted making perfect reads throwing some good passes hitting tough shots hitting easy shots he looked really good and confident in the flow

feel like hes one of thse players where when youre watching him youre like how is he doing this it doesnt make sense like hes not that quick or athletic or big it doesnt look like hes doing insanely skilled wizardry but the ball just keeps going in

I'd really like to see plums make a significant jump this year but he's never gonna really be a scorer so I guess it'd have to be in defense and idk like bruisering / intimidation factor. Dude needs to learn to swat some shots or something.

plums is such a disappointment, all the physical tools in the world and even flashes of having a good feel for the game but just cant put it together

Steve Kerr on the MVP race is pretty hamhanded but I like his conclusion: “I think KD is kind of like Gary Johnson, a third party guy who is going to come in and take a few votes from Steph, takes some from LeBron and then Damian Lillard wins the election. That’s my forecast.”

imo kd averages 32 and never once passes to steph all seasom

In this metaphor I'll assume steph is Hillary and bron is Trump and Damian is... Jill Stein?

damian is not a presidential candidate, bud

he's not even old enough to be president I'm worried about steve kerr

Since taking the Cavs worked for me, I'll take the Indians in six or seven.

in a proud tradition of blowhard-ass cbs sports NBA writers, chris towers went IN with the brad stevens takes on twitter this a.m.

lol its funny to get all riled over whether hes the 3rd or 5th best coach, like yeah maybe

yeah nothin really wrong w his claims imo

brad is magical just to be clear

it's not the claim so much as the way in which it's made, which is as if he's responding to an overrating of stevens that doesn't actually exist among rational fans. like you wouldnt catch me saying stevens was as good as pop or carlisle or peak-wizardry SVG, or some such shit.

although, to be fair, i know that high- and medium-high-profile NBA writers' mentions are a maelstrom of homerism from all quarters, insults, bad takes etc, so if he was getting savaged by dumbasses with "617" or "jae crowder MVP" in their twitter handles/DNs, i can understand the urge to snark back. (this urge informs about 45 percent of matt moore tweets)

rn, as a blazer fan, if I had the chance to trade terry stotts for brad stevens, I'd think about it for a bit, but I'm pretty sure I'd stick to stotts, on the basis of his proven ability with these players. they are both in the upper echelon and nearly neck and neck over the past 3 seasons. also, terry is almost literally my next door neighbor. god knows what kind of stupid neighbor I'd get if he moved out.

hot scoop ovah heyah

For now, Mitch McGary is hoping to resume career in China or Europe, sources tell @TheVertical. Wherever he plays, he has issues to resolve.

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counselor Woj!

haha

my god just let them toke the lai, i dont understand how the players let that shit in the cba

the suns just released archie goodwin

xp i wonder how hard they fight against this and what the terms are that the owners offer for removing it from the cba. the only reason it makes sense to remain is that ownership wants something the players don't want to give

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/front-office-insider-the-nbas-top-50-salaries-202436701.html

I notice that Portland's second and third highest paid players, Alan Crabbe and Evan Turner, are unlikely to be starters when the season begins.

can we just nba

plz

I'm going to opening night tomorrow and not v psyched about it (100% bc of the person I'm going with, should be fun to see gobert in person)

hey dickheads
billionaire techbros club - 2016-17 NBA regular-ass season thread (the first of a series)