2016 NFL offseason news and sandwich recommendation thread

this rams trade for #1 pick is frankly bizarre and imo the most weird but also cynically brazen attempt to sell tickets based on a high profile trade

I hope it blows up in their faces. So stupid. Why not wait for a qb in the next two years in the draft whos actually worth trading for?

guy from north Dakota moves to la and hilarity ensues

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cgb5BlAUMAAZEYk.jpg

better choice than christie imo but not by much

the eagles are a garbage team that do garbage things

Browns trade down to 8, get 3rd, 4th, 1st and 2nd round picks.

perfect timing there

2016 4th swapped for 2017 4th, so on balance a 1st, 2nd and 3rd across 3 drafts to move up 6 spots.

great move for cleveland

Browns picks for 2016:

1st Round (No. 8 overall)
2nd Round (No. 32 overall)
3rd Round (No. 65 overall)
3rd Round (No. 77 overall)
4th Round (No. 99 overall)
4th Round (No. 100 overall)
4th Round (No. 138 overall)
5th Round (No. 141 overall)
5th Round (No. 172 overall)
5th Round (No. 173 overall)
6th Round (No. 176 overall)
7th Round (No. 223 overall)

all quarterbacks imo

can't believe two teams have paid bounties to trade up in this draft

Brian Billick ‏@CoachBillick 32m32 minutes ago
The real winners today? Goff and Wentz. Both avoid Cleveland which has become the QB graveyard.

i read that piece on ESPN today about the browns passing up Roethlisberger in the draft and it made some good points but if Ben went to Cleveland i imagine he'd have been a physically and spiritually broken man by the end of his rookie year.

is this dude from north dakota actually good

apparently josh norman is a free agent now??

Eagles move seems odd. They usually are pretty tight on money, so they probably have room in their cap to carry 3 qbs. Bradford being signed might be a good trade bait either around draft, end of training camp if rookie looks good or next year if they switch during season.

norman to the washington football team where he gets to cover obj twice a season

anyone else watching the draft

Goff gonna be legit.

"this whole social media scene makes me sick" - chucky

basically watching in the hopes that some massholes will show up and do something to embarrass the league

chip kelly is a joke

Best Browns draft in years.

well it's easy when u have all the picks

this tunsil shit is fucked up

That statement from his sgent was... not good.

agent

Chip Kelly just traded up to draft a guard. Is there anything funnier than sports?

c'mon how could the Tunsil pick be any more a classic Dolphins pick?

it's too funny to even hurt anymore.

“He’s like a black Eli Manning,” his mother, Annie Apple, told The Post from Chicago. “The personality, his facial expressions, the whole nine.”

brutal

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-29/nfl-insurers-can-begin-gathering-evidence-in-concussion-case

National Football League executives may for the first time have to testify about what they knew of concussion risks after a judge cleared the way for questions from insurers who are suing to avoid paying more than $1 billion in costs for lawsuits over head injuries.

i can see Nkemdiche in az being a monster

Pretty good story.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/jim-harbaugh-punching-jim-kelly-helped-colts-land-peyton-manning-154342249.html;_ylt=A0LEVxIJd0ZXwXgANsNXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTByMjB0aG5zBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--

https://www.docdroid.net/tByg0u2/official-letter-to-mark-davis-the-nfl.pdf.html

obama met the denver broncos today

"And then there’s this guy from the commercials," he told the audience in the Rose Garden, by way of introduction. "It doesn’t matter whether you need insurance, pizza, a Buick, you basically can stock your whole household with stuff this guy is selling."

Lololol eagles. nice guarantee.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGuKlc7m0DP/

vonmiller: "I love my Teammates, Coaches, and My Fans" but there is "No Chance" I play the 2016 season under the Franchise tag.

http://i.imgur.com/Umh3Ry8.png

god bless

time to pass the torch i guess?

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/oc.jpg

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/23/sports/football/nfl-is-teaming-with-cirque-du-soleil-to-draw-new-fans.html

@AP_NFL
BREAKING: Manziel's lawyer accidentally texts AP, confirms he is seeking plea deal in assault case, worries about QB's ability to stay clean

lol?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/bodyvincewilfork/houston-texans-nose-tackle-vince-wilfork-six-packs-recognition-backflips-body-issue-2016

vince wilfork continues to be awesome

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnutZN5WcAEMGwd.jpg

Each panther represents more than one thing. One represents the offense, the other the defense. And because of what they are and who they’re standing next to, they represent North Carolina and South Carolina. And then you take all three of them together, and I think of them as three panthers because Mr. Richardson is definitely a Panther.

topiary shrubbery ftw

needs more panthers imo, what about west carolina?

trent richardson lost 1.5 mill in '15 to family and friends with access to his bank account
fave note was that at one point he was paying for "11 netflix accounts and 8 hulu accounts under his name" to which he responds "I'm don't even get on the internet like that"

anyone watching HOF ceremony?