EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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that's a whole lotta bullshit presumption there

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link

most of the people here thought it was funny because that woman is clearly not a fan of Bolero, she's way more into Haydn

― sarahell, Friday, April 8, 2016 8:04 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like this is funny to me because it tries to rearrange what the "reaction" to the photo is. anyway, i'm finished humorsplaining.

xpost, that's cool, you're a bullshit poster, we can call it even

map, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

oh zing

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

good one PeeWee!

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

don't mean to poo poo this particular post, but seems like Z S posts one hundred funnier posts a day

We quickly ate the feast as to leave ASAP (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 April 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

xpost like your insistence on projecting what the humor is and what the intent is all whilst ignoring the very valid explanations from multiple people itt is adorable and all. it's fair to talk about unintended consequences but not when it comes couched in the motherfucking smug accusatory tone that some of y'all are employing itt

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

xpost this is true, that's because he's one of the most consistently funny people in ILX

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

ILX Rolling Excelsior / Welcome back Matt P 2016 Spotify Playlist

ulysses, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

The King of Comedy returns

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

that's a whole lotta bullshit presumption there

― Neanderthal, Friday, April 8, 2016 3:08 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think so fwiw

goole, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

ilx just sounds better when read with a tinge of humour, lighter or darker

an infinite source of jest if you will

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 8 April 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

an infinite source of zest

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 April 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

a dogpatch lemon if you will

ulysses, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link

ilx can zestfully clean that right up

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 8 April 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

whilst ignoring the very valid explanations from multiple people

replace "valid" with "defensive" and you've got an accurate post!

sarahell, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link

The joke isn't 'she's fat lol'. In context, the initial comment was about 'tasteful' nudes on the sleeves of classical LPs. Any gaudy & naughty image from a greeting card purchased at Spencer's Gifts (e.g. a hunk holding a daschshund in front of his genitals or a wrinkled old man in a randy pose) would've served the juxtaposition equally well.

― My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Friday, April 8, 2016 3:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Does some part of the humor derive from her "body," (which, again, p sure is not real) yeah, obviously, although not just "she is fat." Anyway, if people really find this body-shaming and are not just being right on the internet, I stand down. Go ahead and flag post, lock thread, or whatever.

― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, April 8, 2016 3:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link

how incredibly defensive!

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link

if people genuinely believe that it doesn't count as "body shaming" if an image is photoshopped/looks fake, then that's a semiotic argument that is interesting to me on an intellectual/academic level, though the, er, parts, still refer to a human body of the type that is frequently shamed. I don't really want to bring up the bottle opener thread in this context, but there are similarities in terms of the defensiveness and cluelessness of the posts defending this as "just a bit of fun, let's be cool"

sarahell, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link

when it comes couched in the motherfucking smug accusatory tone that some of y'all are employing itt

― Neanderthal, Friday, April 8, 2016 1:11 PM (21 minutes ago)

how incredibly defensive!

sarahell, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link

otm

Treeship, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

Um, anyway, re the new M83:

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the song with Beck reminds of french shitty marriage songs

― Van Horn Street, Friday, April 8, 2016 1:25 PM (25 minutes ago)

The Beck song sound the most like something that wouldn't be that out of place on Random Access Memories.

― MarkoP, Friday, April 8, 2016 1:30 PM (19 minutes ago)

Random Access Memories reminds me of french shitty marriage songs

― Van Horn Street, Friday, April 8, 2016 1:31 PM (18 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 April 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

I think this is an important conversation to have and I am a little disappointed with the portion of me that is resenting how it is taking some of the shine off of the neologism "jugstaposition"

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 8 April 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link

i appreciated "jugstaposition" very much fwiw

map, Friday, 8 April 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link

would you say... it's the breast?

ulysses, Friday, 8 April 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

still giggling at that one, myself

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link

i'm definitely tittering over here too.

scott seward, Friday, 8 April 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link

I'm sure we'll all look back at that one with fond mammaries, but c'mon you're milking it now

a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 April 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link

This thread has its knockers, but I'm not one of them.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2016 21:59 (eight years ago) link

a juggernaut of great posts

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link

whoa, i picked a bad day to go outside and do something for once!

i'm a very skinny person and when people refer to me or other people as skeletons it makes me feel awful, so i can see how some people would think it was supposed to be a comment on bigger people in general. i don't really remember making that post, but i would have thought twice about posting something like that today, so that must indicate something.

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link

Sorry for inadvertently old post shaming you buddy.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

Great thread

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

i wasn't sure we should ban him before but now that i know he's a goddamn bonie maronie i say permaban the skeletor

balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link

Echo & the Boneymen

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36006158

Mourinho turns down the chance to manage Syria. The former Chelsea man will not long have mulled the offer to take up the Syrian hotseat.

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 10 April 2016 10:07 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Holding out for the Presidency.

― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 April 2016 10:13 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2016 10:39 (eight years ago) link

lol

balls, Sunday, 10 April 2016 12:12 (eight years ago) link

I was an adult before I got why "Mulva" was funny

― Neanderthal, Sunday, April 10, 2016 10:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even though I owned an album with the title of the word it rhymed with

― Neanderthal, Sunday, April 10, 2016 10:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Laura Mvula?

― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, April 10, 2016 10:21 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 11 April 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link

greenwald is in a class of his own - he's beyond smug, every post is in some kind of righteous fury mode. i imagine him ordering a suboptimal cappucino: "That these so-called baristas can hand me this dishwater with smiles on their faces is simply astonishing. They have had every chance to make my coffee correctly, and at every turn have chosen not to. UPDATE: Several readers have pointed out that better coffee can be had two blocks away, at Venetia. These readers miss the point, which is not that good coffee may be had at some other establishment, but that this coffee, in this establishment is presented as good yet is clearly, to anyone who bothers paying even cursory attention, not."

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:33 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

de l'asshole (flopson), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

yes! saw that earlier

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link

karl malone's josh marshall-style post needs to go here too, can't remember where it is though

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

Lol that nails something about greenwald that I haven't been able to pinpoint

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:08 (eight years ago) link

Scrappy undermined the hauntological aspects of Scooby Doo

― Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 April 2016 15:19 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

it was here or "truth bombs" tbh

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:53 (eight years ago) link

i use "cocksucker" all the time pejoratively, even tho i'm quality

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:34 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lock thread

― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:37 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And the mealy mouth theme comes full circle

― Evan, Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:39 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

haunted web scoobys

map, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link

chuck's dead and kim lied to protect jimmy and keep mesa verde

― conrad, 15. huhtikuuta 2016 11:15 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks for the info! Did you get an advance view of next week's episode or something?

― Tuomas, 15. huhtikuuta 2016 11:36 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nope but I watched this week's episode

― conrad, 15. huhtikuuta 2016 11:42 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Okay, interesting. The version I saw must've missed a scene where they confirmed those things, gotta send some email to Netflix Nordic about this.

― Tuomas, 15. huhtikuuta 2016 12:54 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the Benelux version you see Hector shoot the good samaritan.

― Matt DC, 15. huhtikuuta 2016 12:59 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tuomas, Friday, 15 April 2016 10:07 (eight years ago) link

?

how's life, Friday, 15 April 2016 10:59 (eight years ago) link

From the Better Call Saul thread, I guess it doesn't make sense if you don't watch that show.

Tuomas, Friday, 15 April 2016 11:02 (eight years ago) link

i like how your timestamps make it look like everyone's 15 years old and writing into a magazine

― Will M., 15.

yellow despackling power (Will M.), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:08 (eight years ago) link


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