you just freaked out our director of LOLs

'how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

'how many guys named c-murder does it take to get convicted of murder?"

but I guess in the latter case there are REAL LIVES AT STAKE AND GUYS WHO ARE TRYING TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES

how many raps does it take to rap

times like this when i miss ethan the most

j0hn, I wouldn't call myself a "rap stan" and more of "guys not making the same boring, hacky rap jokes all day" stan. Making fun of c-murder is like worse than a "wolf band" joke at this point unless there's some layer to this hilarious link that I'm missing

where are all the c-murder jokes

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

whiney quit being so exasperated all the time. isn't it exhausting?

A+ zing, Dr. Phil

j0hn, I wouldn't call myself a "rap stan" and more of "guys not making the same boring, hacky rap jokes all day" stan. Making fun of c-murder is like worse than a "wolf band" joke at this point unless there's some layer to this hilarious link that I'm missing

yeah I mean yr right that it's not particularly funny but it hardly seems getting worked up about

like, it would be funnier if he got that GI disease that makes you vomit feces because there'd be lots of "truest shit I ever said" jokes to be had but in the meantime we gotta make do with the material at hand

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JMFyHlo3RhI/R7DVxyLOZkI/AAAAAAAABM4/sWKpR-pOnTY/s400/CartmanCrapMouth2.gif

whiney i have your back on this whole boring c-murder thing. i think you making meta references to "wolf bands" are more tired than actual sincere cornball wolf band jokes though.

what if c-murder killed a member of wolf parade by unleashing a wolf on him

and then burned down an arcade

and then clapped his hands and said, "yeah"

would that offend you, yeah?

http://www.moresoon.org/projects/Smiling_01.html

director of lols needs to enforce some QC in here

ew forks

I have five tabs of him open right now
he's my new office buddy

i'm callin him CLIPPY

was gonna do this:

Whiney G. Weingarten to host anti-whine drowning press conference

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

but Dr Phil's zing is top shelf, kudos

esp if he was making this face while zinging
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/33enf52.jpg

not so much surprised as fascinated

'what is it'

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/04/Round%20Enemies/Art/Finished/041309_circularenemies_obs01--article_image.jpg

damn, nb's got no apprecation for the surreal clusterfuck that is new orleans politics/community.

http://8.media.tumblr.com/immBMOwuFmby0ljpjFM7BBOqo1_400.png

We LOL now, but I guarantee that customers will be pestering me about the goddamn thing at work within a month.

get a new job man

emergency measures have been taken on the hipster grifter thread

so glad I saw that youtube ad first, the inevitable GIF loop of the foot going in and out of the foot scrubber would have been terrifying to encounter without context

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/dating-in-nyc/71377/date-these-new-yorkers/34.html

I knew about six of those "date me" folks.

My style: “Bald, optimistic, spirited.”

"I’m not an elitist and I love to teach."

"And that was Paul Westerberg with 'Love Untold'. Now Paul was the frontman for a band out of Minneapolis called The Replacements. They were the leaders of the Twin Cities punk scene along with Hüsker Dü, a trio made up of Bob Mould, Grant Hart, and Greg Norton. Another interesting piece of trivia about Minneapolis? That's right, PRINCE - or, 'the artist formerly known as Prince' - is a native of the North Star State as well.

"Coming up, Letters to Cleo. I'm Matt Pinfield. I’m not an elitist and I love to teach."

XD

^______^

One of Gaillard's most celebrated series of pranks, titled "Kangaroo Rampage", involved Gaillard dressed in a kangaroo costume. Gaillard steals food, coffee, a parking attendant's ticket book, a policeman's hat, kicks a golfer into a water hazard, and kicks sand in beach goers faces.

kinda lol but mostly french

there's some collegehumor bullshit thing that does IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL LOL public stunt bullshit, but I like Remi cuz he's got a Tom Green pranky vibe to it

well, dude does get arrested a lot.

Not enough though.

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