you just freaked out our director of LOLs

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (3215 of them)

the savage art of dope pushing and murder

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

c-murder more like c-rap! as in crap!

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

or is this just more residual ironic internet non-rap fan lols part 9876498765 that someone named C-Murder was accused of murder

rap fans gunning for the #1 spot previously held by humorless feminists, I see

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i was also feeling the "Savage Art of Dope Pushing and Murder" line; that would've been an awesome name for the fifth Body Count album.

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

J0hn, weren't you like big dick mcgee in the pissing match to see who could be the most somber after big moe's death?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

rip big dick mcgee

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Big Dick McGee to host anti-girth press conference

brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

savage art of dick pushin' and erection

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

(unless i've skipped a meta step somewhere) genuinely shocked to see the phrase 'humorless feminist' come from j0hn d

goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

'Tho lost to sight, her vagina savaged by BD'

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

J0hn, weren't you like big dick mcgee in the pissing match to see who could be the most somber after big moe's death?

I was big dick mcgee long before that, it was the name my mother gave me and I sign it in big letters wherever I go

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.thevoice.it/film/dingus.jpg

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

genuinely shocked to see the phrase 'humorless feminist' come from j0hn d

you didn't miss anything yo, surprise shocker, even admitted feminists know there're humorless feminists

rap stans don't know that they're the hard-posing music board equivalent of same, but that's another question

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

'how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

'how many guys named c-murder does it take to get convicted of murder?"

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

but I guess in the latter case there are REAL LIVES AT STAKE AND GUYS WHO ARE TRYING TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

how many raps does it take to rap

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

times like this when i miss ethan the most

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

j0hn, I wouldn't call myself a "rap stan" and more of "guys not making the same boring, hacky rap jokes all day" stan. Making fun of c-murder is like worse than a "wolf band" joke at this point unless there's some layer to this hilarious link that I'm missing

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

where are all the c-murder jokes

brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

whiney quit being so exasperated all the time. isn't it exhausting?

cutty, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

A+ zing, Dr. Phil

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

j0hn, I wouldn't call myself a "rap stan" and more of "guys not making the same boring, hacky rap jokes all day" stan. Making fun of c-murder is like worse than a "wolf band" joke at this point unless there's some layer to this hilarious link that I'm missing

yeah I mean yr right that it's not particularly funny but it hardly seems getting worked up about

like, it would be funnier if he got that GI disease that makes you vomit feces because there'd be lots of "truest shit I ever said" jokes to be had but in the meantime we gotta make do with the material at hand

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

whiney i have your back on this whole boring c-murder thing. i think you making meta references to "wolf bands" are more tired than actual sincere cornball wolf band jokes though.

brewer and what (some dude), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

what if c-murder killed a member of wolf parade by unleashing a wolf on him

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

and then burned down an arcade

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

and then clapped his hands and said, "yeah"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

would that offend you, yeah?

fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.moresoon.org/projects/Smiling_01.html

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

director of lols needs to enforce some QC in here

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

ew forks

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I have five tabs of him open right now
he's my new office buddy

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm callin him CLIPPY

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

was gonna do this:

Whiney G. Weingarten to host anti-whine drowning press conference

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

but Dr Phil's zing is top shelf, kudos

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

esp if he was making this face while zinging
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i44.tinypic.com/33enf52.jpg

NasenFlutin', Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

not so much surprised as fascinated

forksc-murdertofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

'what is it'

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

damn, nb's got no apprecation for the surreal clusterfuck that is new orleans politics/community.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://8.media.tumblr.com/immBMOwuFmby0ljpjFM7BBOqo1_400.png

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

We LOL now, but I guarantee that customers will be pestering me about the goddamn thing at work within a month.

Young Wayne Newton (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 April 2009 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link

get a new job man

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

emergency measures have been taken on the hipster grifter thread

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

so glad I saw that youtube ad first, the inevitable GIF loop of the foot going in and out of the foot scrubber would have been terrifying to encounter without context

Milton Parker, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link


This thread has been locked by an administrator

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.