Taking Sides: Nick Cave vs. Michael Jackson

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doesn't work in numerics

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ yeah, you're right - doesn't work as well written down. The big hand/little hand joke does though.

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

am i alone in sort of loving nick in ridiculous mode?

― wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:12

Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

You are not alone
I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
You are not alone

All alone
Why, oh

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
So forever can begin

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Then something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
And you are not alone

Whisper three words and I'll come runnin'
And girl you know that I'll be there
I'll be there

You are not alone
I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
You are not alone
I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

You are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

For you are not alone

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson jokes make me sad. I think he's a good guy.

fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i read an interview w/nick cave a few years ago in which he said he goes to an office 9-5 to write his material nowadays, and i was like, it shows. the only NC album i have any real affection for is the boatman's call, which i guess isn't really representative, but he has seemed to just rehash his schtick over and over again for most of this decade. every album sounds the same. so if you're comparing their declines, it's a decline into boring middle age and lack of ideas vs decline into being a tragic clown and figure of fun. and if you're comparing their peaks it's not really fair.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

mj at his best obv, but this thread makes me want to listen to the birthday party a hell of a lot more than MJ.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

the idea of MJ not committing a lot of "method-acting" and "kitsch" to wax is pretty lol and rockist ("Demerol" vs. "Mutiny In Heaven"), though its rarely "dead-assed" true.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm a huge Nick Cave fan but God do I ever hate the Boatman's Call

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i watched that nick cave best-of dvd and the descent to neil diamondhood is pretty omg

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

not that he hasn't started making something out of that

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 that song : )

always forget how damn tall he is!

wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson was a staple artist in my household from before I was born.

What, and that makes him infalible or something? Hell, the fuckin' Carpenters were extolled as demigods in my household before I was born, and I'd sooner drop sulfuric acid in my eyes than listen to that crap.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

carpenters vs. killing joke poll

iatee, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Carpenters would slay that poll

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

or at least not eat it

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I imagine it'd be 4 to 1. this one might end up 3 to 1.

iatee, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

MJ's got some really good stuff but he hasn't made anything i could give a shit about since '83 so i'll vote for nick cave

fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude, the Carpenters are fucking awesome, don't discredit yourself here. Karen's drumming slays.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Hell, the fuckin' Carpenters were extolled as demigods in my household before I was born

lol now i'm imagining Alex's house as the meeting of P.A.G.A.N. in Dragnet, sacrificing the virgin connie swail to karen carpenter

wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck the Carpenters.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link

carpenters are amazing and terrifying

goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I prefer the Carpenters to Michael Jackson. Not in a lesser of two evils way ... Carpenters are something I "shouldn't like" but I do.

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Terrifying?

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

hey and you can make eating disorder jokes!!

xp

goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

jesus was a carpenter

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

...yeah, and look what happened to Him!

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson had better lawyers.

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Than Jesus? Yes, that's true.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

He died!

fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson died?

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

See, now this is how rumors get started.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

RIP Gloved One

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

michael jackson is dead.

fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

they always say it happens in threes

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

prince is also dead

fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Nick Cave isn't at all well.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Hell, the fuckin' Carpenters were extolled as demigods in my household before I was born

lol now i'm imagining Alex's house as the meeting of P.A.G.A.N. in Dragnet, sacrificing the virgin connie swail to karen carpenter

― wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:48 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Fuck the Carpenters.

― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 1:49 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

= this thread redeemed

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I prefer MJ of these two, but honestly I'ma just vote for whoever OP hates more from here on out.

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link

on the strength of music alone, it would be MJ. however, he has entered that realm where i hate his persona and his actions so much that it makes me unable to listen to his music very much anymore. this gives the vote to nick cave whom i like here and there but just about never listen to.

pipecock, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

however, he has entered that realm where i hate his persona and his actions so much that it makes me unable to listen to his music very much anymore. this gives the vote to nick cave

Bertrand Russell spinning in his grave statement of the week.

Passantino Complexion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Alex, I'm sorry, I didn't realize until now that you were the one that pit these two together. I still say this comparison is pretty insane. More insane than even Morrissey vs. Prince, but I get you. No probs. Of course Nick Cave stomps all over Jacko, but anyone who doesn't think so really cannot be my friend. That is all.

Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

man was just listening to henry's dream, that album is fierce girlfriend!

4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 18 April 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

at 7:02 on saturday morning another fierce girlfriend would be the least welcome thing i can think of.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 April 2009 06:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Ultimately, the results of this poll are meaningless. It was a silly response to another threat. But if MJ wins, I'll be very disappointed.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 18 April 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

thread, not threat.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 18 April 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually, yeah, let's go with threat.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 18 April 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 April 2009 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link

MJ is hard core, you are totally wrong!!

PAM PAM PAM PAM (u s steel), Saturday, 18 April 2009 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost: That punchline was so not worth the wait.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 18 April 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link


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