i ate 10 tacos next to jeff weaver last night

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GUTS
GUILE
GUAC

Andy K, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

@pedromoura
Jered Weaver gave up a 2-run double to metalcore fan Jon Lucroy, and did not back up the plate on a close play at home. Milwaukee leads, 4-1

Andy K, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link

Daren Willman @darenw
Most pitches 70 MPH or slower since 2014:
Jered Weaver 1047
RA Dickey 401
Despaigne 247
Eric Stults 213
Steven Wright 213
Odorizzi 143

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Currently outdueling Kershaw.

Andy K, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

@msimonespn
Highest Hard-Hit Rate, Pitchers
Jered Weaver 25.4%
Jake Odorizzi 23.3%
Phil Hughes 22.8%
José Quintana 20.4%

Andy K, Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

@pedromoura
Jered Weaver is topping out at 84 mph through two long innings. 3 runs in, and Minute Maid Park is calling many of his fastballs changeups.

Andy K, Saturday, 23 July 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

0.2 IP, 4 ER, 3 H, 2 HBP

@sdutdennislin
Jered Weaver said he's been dealing with some dead arm since his last bullpen. He's had dead-arm phases in past springs.

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link

Try STRETCHING.

Andy K, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 22:26 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

14 homers allowed in 35.2 IP

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

Greg Zaun (the blue jays wannabe don cherry talking head) has started referring to home runs as tacos.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 May 2017 04:39 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

This is a death.

Andy K, Thursday, 17 August 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link

*scrapes tortilla chip across empty family-size guac container*

Andy K, Thursday, 17 August 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

thread is now awaiting the next generation of weavers

qualx, Thursday, 17 August 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Of course the Seager parents are in the building for Dodgers vs. Mariners.<br><br>Even with just Kyle playing (get well soon, Corey), his mom Jody had to rep both sides. <a href="https://t.co/Z8ww5aeHQc";>pic.twitter.com/Z8ww5aeHQc</a></p>— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) <a href="

Of course the Seager parents are in the building for Dodgers vs. Mariners.

Even with just Kyle playing (get well soon, Corey), his mom Jody had to rep both sides. pic.twitter.com/Z8ww5aeHQc

— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) August 18, 2018

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johnny crunch, Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Every single time I see "Bernie Sanders campaign advisor Jeff Weaver" I have to remind myself, sadly, that it's not *that* Jeff Weaver. https://t.co/TFlCTSK4tT

— Jon Tayler, Smiling Politely (@JATayler) April 27, 2020

Andy K, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Man what’s a guy gotta do to get an invite to spring? Zero calls since I retired.. kinda weird. Oh well.

— Jered Weaver (@Weave1036) February 25, 2023

Any organizations with a "no stretching" philosophy out there?

Andy K, Thursday, 30 March 2023 17:15 (one year ago) link


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