one time there were two magician movies

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Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Friday, 25 March 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

Also remember outside of the states the July 4th stuff plays as comedy, 100%

This reminds me of something I've been thinking about for a while. All the foreign films that make it to the US and get reviewed by the mainstream press seem to be of the "good for you" variety - earnest dramas about prejudice and sorrow, heartfelt tales of the human condition, blah blah blah. But I'm convinced other countries produce just as many dumbshit popcorn movies as America, proportionally - I just never hear about them. So in other countries' big dumb action movies, is there the same amount of hyperbolic nationalism and flag-waving? Is there a French equivalent to Michael Bay? And without totally hijacking this thread, what are the stupidest, most crowd-pleasingly boneheaded foreign movies folks can think of that I might want/need to see?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 25 March 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

Feel like American chauvinism expressed via Hollywood is a fairly distinct phenomenon with few analogues? But as regards dumbshit patriotic films we could be here all day

Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Friday, 25 March 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw

emil.y, Friday, 25 March 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

There was also a Sylvester Stallone disaster movie in 1996 or 1997 where people got caught in a car tunnel, I remember seeing that one at the cinema.

Tuomas, Friday, 25 March 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

Daylight!

Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Friday, 25 March 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

That came just after cliffhanger - in both he plays a character haunted by flashbacks of a disaster he failed to prevent

Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Friday, 25 March 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

Oh yeah, Daylight, that was from 1996 too.

It seems weird that several neo-disaster movies came out in 1996 already: Daylight, Tornado!, Independence Day, Twister... Considering the production time for your regular feature, it seems like there should be some ur-example that inspired this fad? Maybe it was indeed Jurassic Park? Or Speed? Or maybe they were all already anticipating Titanic, which must've been in the works for quite some time?

Tuomas, Friday, 25 March 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link

xp and that disaster was called "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Friday, 25 March 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link

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Was the success of Titanic always a foregone conclusion, though? I mean, the odds were in its favour--Cameron had been having a monster 90s (correct me if I'm wrong, but I think The Abyss was his only major film that underperformed according to expectations), but it was still a wildly expensive production featuring two non-superstar leads. Hard to imagine now, of course, but I think there was always the potential for it to flop.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 25 March 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

Everyone thought it would flop iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 March 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

Including me (and my parents), when we saw it during its like first or second week. Like people in the theatre (a suburban multiplex, not at all some hipster enclave) were laughing at the dialogue, Billy Zane's acting, etc.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 25 March 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link

Dark city, matrix, existenz, gattica

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 25 March 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

Yeah famously it had been building up a follywood rep before its release xxp

Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Friday, 25 March 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

there were 2 near-simultaneous Hitchcock biopics a couple of years ago

seem to recall 2 Truman Capote biopics a couple of years before that?

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 March 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link

Yep

Despicable me and megamind

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Friday, 25 March 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link

megamind wasn't about truman capote

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 25 March 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link

black hawk down / behind enemy lines (both 2001)

Laertiades (imago), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link

Braveheart (1995)
Rob Roy (1995)

calzino, Friday, 25 March 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

dont tell me there's some comic book guy called the Magician

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

The Double (2013, adapted from Dostoevsky's The Double)
Enemy (2013, adapted from Saramago's The Double)

Both deal with doppelgängers and identity.

emil.y, Saturday, 26 March 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

Nice! That's a perennial of course. Does anyone remember double take, the film about Hitchcock, Borges and doubles? Written by Tom McCarthy!

Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

The Football Factory (2004)
Green Street (2005)

Followed by hundreds of terrible football hooligan films available at tesco

Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link

you can find some of those films if you scroll right to the very very bottom of netflix's british films list

Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link

i have never watched one but it strikes me as the sort of thing one might do in pursuit of the fake real

Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

Platoon (1986)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Hamburger Hill (1987)

There are shitloads more from the 80's Nam boom, but these were the Oscar bothering type ones that ran concurrently.

calzino, Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

Hmm, the academy stopped liking Kubrick after Barry Lyndon, and FMJ only got one nod, for Screenplay, so I dunno if I would count it as "Oscar bothering." Also, while FMJ is the only one out of the three of those that I've seen (never saw HH) that I actually like, any trend that can swing as wildly from FMJ to GMV has something more going on in it than the usual spikes in the popularity of disaster flicks.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:41 (eight years ago) link

yeah i mean, kinda not very surprising that there would be movies about vietnam being made in the 1980s!

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

they were probably attempting to bother the oscars I should have said, fuck 'em anyway cos Barry Lyndon is a great movie.

calzino, Saturday, 26 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

World Trade Center (2006)
United 93 (2006)

Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins), Saturday, 26 March 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link

there was a Flight 93 in 2006 too!

Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

let's roll (the cameras!)

Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

Went The Day Well (1942)
Saboteur (1942)

calzino, Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link

oops forgot the question mark

calzino, Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

Deep Star Six (1989)
Leviathan (1989)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link

Oh, man:

Terminal Velocity (1994)
Drop Zone (1994)

Competing skydiving thrillers!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:18 (eight years ago) link

Without Limits (1998)
Prefontaine (1997)

(Both pretty good, actually)

Mission to Mars(2000)
Red Planet (2000)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

touching the void was alas a full 3 years after vertical limit xp

Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

In The Last Starfighter (July 84), a humanoid space-fighter pilot teams up with a vaguely reptilian alien; through adversity they become close friends.

In Enemy Mine (Dec. 85), a humanoid space-fighter pilot teams up with a vaguely reptilian alien; through adversity they become close friends.

living colour me badd english beat happening (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link

too much distance and it basically ends up being casablanca --> to have and have not, the latter film clearly riffing on the former, maybe improving massively on it etc

Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link

BTW To Have and Have Not is a fun movie. Was you ever but by a dead bee? Put your lips together etc.

living colour me badd english beat happening (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

Two biopics called Harlow in '65

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link

also two biopics about isadora duncan in the space of about a year from ken russell & karel reisz.

no lime tangier, Saturday, 26 March 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

In 2003, Ned Kelly, a $30 million budget movie about Kelly's life was released. Directed by Gregor Jordan, and written by John M. McDonagh (brother of Martin McDonagh), it starred Heath Ledger as Kelly, along with Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, and Naomi Watts. Based on Robert Drewe's book Our Sunshine, the film covers the period from Kelly's arrest for horse theft as a teenager to the gang's armour-clad battle at Glenrowan. It attempts to portray the events from the perspectives of both Kelly and of the authorities responsible for his capture and prosecution and throws in a romance between Kelly and an married upper-class Australian woman. It was not a success; one review dismissed it as fiction.

That same year (2003) a low budget satire movie called Ned was released. Written, directed and starring Abe Forsythe, it depicted the Kelly gang wearing fake beards and tin buckets on their heads.

no lime tangier, Saturday, 26 March 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

Was there two westerns with all/mainly female protagonists in the mid/late 90s

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 March 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues and Bad Girls? (I don't think the former is actually a 'western' but might fit?)

emil.y, Saturday, 26 March 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

Sharon stone?

I need to take the time to research this is lazy stuff from me

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 March 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link


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