"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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really love the bet-hedging house style Facebook has originated for its "trending" "news items", e.g.

Frank Kaminsky: Video Appears to Show Former Wisconsin Basketball Player Celebrate Team's Win
Kaminsky appears to jump up from his couch cheering, run into his kitchen and slide onto the floor after former Badgers teammate Bronson Koenig defeated Xavier on Sunday with a buzzer-beater.

bernard snowy, Monday, 21 March 2016 19:13 (two years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Return of Saturn: April 11 Marks 16th Anniversary of No Doubt Album

how's life, Monday, 11 April 2016 19:59 (two years ago) Permalink

Clarence 'Gatemouth' Brown: April 18 Marks What Would Have Been Late Musician's 92nd Birthday

how's life, Monday, 18 April 2016 14:39 (two years ago) Permalink

Hermit Park, Queensland: Man Dies Due to Stab Wounds, Police Say

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 00:16 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...


is it wrong to feel kinda sorry for these two unfortunates? (especially the one who didn't actually write the "suck my cock" post but just commented on it?)

soref, Saturday, 28 May 2016 19:29 (two years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Woke up, hung over. Piecing together what happened last night, a had a few too many, but I don't think it was that bad. Getting my phone, checking facebook. The first message is from myself, from today, saying 'whooooaaaah-ooooh!!! Lost my phone last night. Goodbye everyone, keep safe!!!' and then I posted California by Phantom Planet. And I'm like, wtf, how drunk was I??? Turns out there's a small text in the corner 'remember this day six years ago?' and it's from my going away party when I moved to San Diego.

Fuck you facebook, for confusing me and reminding me how much of a loser I used to be.

Frederik B, Sunday, 4 September 2016 10:36 (two years ago) Permalink


meh 😐 (wins), Sunday, 4 September 2016 12:13 (two years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Because people on my and my husband's facebook have at some point 'liked' Habitat and Amazon, we are seeing on our own feeds 'recommendations' of things the other has been browsing. A Habitat photo frame I was looking at as part of his Christmas present came up on his feed and bike locks on Amazon came up on mine.

This is some bullshit. Now we know it does this we'll know what each other has been looking at! Way to ruin relationships Christmas, facebook.
I have the FB purity blocker thing but this isn't even categorised as an ad.

kinder, Monday, 2 January 2017 12:19 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Man, trying to create a page and tack on some events used to be easy. Now it's like the hardest thing in the world to do. Thanks Facebook, nobbers.

brand new universal harvester (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 09:21 (seven months ago) Permalink

However, I think what she likes about Facebook is that it is relatively closed off to the outside world, whereas I don't generally care what yahoos have a gander at my drunken photos.

Lol irony reading this now.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 11:46 (seven months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

"The previously unreported actions by Myanmar’s military on Facebook are among the first examples of an authoritarian government using the social network against its own people."

All of this reads like a more extreme, but familiar, version of what's happening in the U.S.:


... (Eazy), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:33 (one month ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...


crüt, Monday, 12 November 2018 18:12 (one week ago) Permalink

it had a bad run

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:14 (one week ago) Permalink

hold me

j., Monday, 12 November 2018 18:15 (one week ago) Permalink

It really says something when you go to a site out of habit and then breathe a sigh of relief when it's down.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:16 (one week ago) Permalink

Don’t think of it as goodbye, think of it as... ello

coetzee.cx (wins), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:16 (one week ago) Permalink

fb'd u for that

unproven (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:17 (one week ago) Permalink

Not down for me at all btw, you guys are all gone cause they’ve finally done the purge

coetzee.cx (wins), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:36 (one week ago) Permalink

already back for me :/

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Monday, 12 November 2018 18:36 (one week ago) Permalink

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