drug dealing is one of the best parts, ste, you madman!
love the use of the stylus here too :D
― stimulus package (cozwn), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 08:45 (ten years ago) link
haha, i've not done much dealing tbh. i've done the ones that are required for the missions, driving around looking for weed.
the stylus is used brilliantly isn't it. addicted to scratchcards.
grenading is a bit hmm though. destroyed 40 security cameras already, and lots of jumps done. Rampages are so much fun too.
Has anyone done the tank race at the airport? love it
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 08:54 (ten years ago) link
not done tht one yet; last mission I completed was the driving ambulance from the airport one, where you have to rescus the guy in the back of the ambo en route
is it possible to win a house from those I'm rich cards?
I love the dealing; I'm loaded. sold $17k of heroin in one deal :D
― stimulus package (cozwn), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 09:17 (ten years ago) link
wow, i'm skint so i might have to start the dealing then.
i've not won a house yet.
the tank race is a side mission, there should be a parked Rhino somewhere in the airport you can get in to start the mission.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 09:20 (ten years ago) link
yeah buy at discount and then wait for someone whose offering good prices; you can make a killing
it's great looking this game, too
― stimulus package (cozwn), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 09:31 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I got addicted to the drug dealing early and I've made over $250,000 only 25% into the story. It's great! Stockpile the cheap stuff and unload when you have a good buyer. I have most of the real estate already.
The cops were driving me nuts with the grabbing you out of the car but I find if you give the car a little shake it helps.
Also fun about this game is how different my fave cars are in it than in the console GTAs. The Stallion ftw! You can knock out a cop car just by ramming it from the back at high speed.
― antexit, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:31 (ten years ago) link
I think I may buy this on the way home.
― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:24 (ten years ago) link
I really like the pda as well; very unintrusive. I'd like to think rockstar learned their lesson after all the complaints about the irritation caused by the mobile but I suspect it's just cos they cdn't fit all the sound req'd for a mobile into the game. either way, it's worked out well cos the pda >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the mobile. plus due to the touch screen it ties in with the gps so well
so many little touches in this game make it so much better, for my money, than gtaiv
― stimulus package (cozwn), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:06 (ten years ago) link
to some extent, how positive I feel abt it is obv because it's kinda crept up on me through word of mouth on forums etc whereas w/gtaiv there was obv so much hype and expectation. it ws bound to be a let down
― stimulus package (cozwn), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:08 (ten years ago) link
What are the little blue swirly things, does anyone know? They show up on rooftops and in parks and on beaches and stuff.
― antexit, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:23 (ten years ago) link
no idea; I've seen them and wondered myself
how do you access the drug turfs filter for the gps?
― stimulus package (cozwn), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:34 (ten years ago) link
google sez "you can find two lion statues at them after you beat the storyline. if you find them and sync your game to social club you get some extra missions."
― stimulus package (cozwn), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:46 (ten years ago) link
Sales were surprisingly low for the game - almost makes me feel guilty for not going out and buying it right away (though I didn't pirate it either, just figured I'll wait for a price drop, or a few months). I'm really surprised, frankly, it got a lot of critical acclaim, hype and advertising.
― Nhex, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:03 (ten years ago) link
eh, i'm sure it will sell over time. i love gaming comment sections though, sentences that start "As a hardcore mature gamer..." never fail to raise a smile.
― zappi, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:10 (ten years ago) link
"As a single bloke in his mid thirties..."
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Saturday, 18 April 2009 00:06 (ten years ago) link
I must be the only one who didn't like this. The whole expansive feeling that made GTA 3 and 4 so great is now smushed into a tiny top-down view. Granted, that's how GTA 1 and 2 were laid out as well, but in my view 3 and 4 were much better games.
― calstars, Sunday, 19 April 2009 23:07 (ten years ago) link
I dug this more than any other GTA (never played the first two), largely because the controls weren't awkward as hell and because there was no half-assed stabs at pathos and/or poignancy to be undermined by the sophomoric humor. Also the humor is genuinely funny more often than not, which can not be said of III through IV. It's a shame it hasn't sold better.
― GM, Sunday, 19 April 2009 23:33 (ten years ago) link
i agree with that, especially the humour part - it is totally, totally hilarious.
― oh, pregnantpaws (haitch), Monday, 20 April 2009 05:11 (ten years ago) link
hell yes, the street racing guy is a hoot, but III and Vice City were just as funny imo. It was only SA and IV that toned downed the humour.
Whilst I think this is a great rendition, I'd take III, VC, SA, and either IV over it anyday.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 20 April 2009 08:19 (ten years ago) link
Heads up - Best Buy is dropping this to $20 on Sunday, which is definitely low enough for me to go out and grab it.
― Nhex, Friday, 24 April 2009 19:33 (ten years ago) link
huh, ppl are selling blatant copies on amazon marketplace
Seller: JUSTAMI04Rating:87% positive over the past 12 months (38 ratings.) 38 lifetime ratings.Delivery: In stock. Dispatched from United Kingdom. International delivery available. See Delivery Rates. See return policy.Comments: ''BRAND NEW'' ''CARTRIDGE ONLY'' ''FOR USE ON DS LITE ONLY NOT DSI'S'' ''NO BOX OR INSTRUCTIONS'' these games have never been played but they have been tested. we bring them to you with no box so we can give you the best possible price!!! ( « less
― thomp, Friday, 24 April 2009 19:48 (ten years ago) link
wow, for $20 I'm there. I'm kinda hoping this plays as a really built-up Dope Wars, with the dealing part; well, Dope Wars with a cool driving/shooting game built on top.
― Euler, Friday, 24 April 2009 19:53 (ten years ago) link
That's exactly what I assumed this was. The zero punctuation review kinda killed my interest, honestly.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2009 21:32 (ten years ago) link
pfft zero punctuation
― Nhex, Friday, 24 April 2009 23:47 (ten years ago) link
zero punctuation will kill your interest in everything. i just watch it for the lolz.
― ciara1985 (circa1916), Saturday, 25 April 2009 01:03 (ten years ago) link
yeah, trying to mine truth out of ZP is like watching South Park for nuanced political analysis
― Nhex, Saturday, 25 April 2009 02:09 (ten years ago) link
off topic, but found yahtzee's 'i'm not racist' beat on the resident evil review, and the 50 Cent game, rrrrrrrreally unfunny and actually kinda racist actually. has soured me on what i had previously thought a halfway-funny charlie brooker clone.
― (eivets) (stevie), Saturday, 25 April 2009 16:15 (ten years ago) link
he lives in australia, innit
― thomp, Saturday, 25 April 2009 16:19 (ten years ago) link
xpost yeah, that was pretty gross and kinda put me off.
he did some pilot for an internet-based show where it's him and two other dudes talking about games. the cranky gamer shtick fails him miserably when he's actually on camera. guy just comes off as a whiny, obnoxious twat.
― ciara1985 (circa1916), Saturday, 25 April 2009 20:51 (ten years ago) link
I'd never heard of Zero Punctuation, but I watched this episode b/c of this thread, and it seemed ok but not enough to turn me off of the game (at $20 or so, not at $35).
― Euler, Saturday, 25 April 2009 21:04 (ten years ago) link
this seems really good
does it get any easier to drive? If I look at the bottom screen to check my route I crash my car, invariably into the fuzz
getting pulled out of a moving car by a cop standing on a street corner is pretty annoying, particularly if you've just got away with buying 20 bags of heroin and then incurred a wanted rating by swerving to avoid a maniac and accidentally dinging a police car
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 3 May 2009 14:39 (ten years ago) link
unfortunately the driving whilst trying to look at the map is one of it's downfalls.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:11 (ten years ago) link
(for me anyway)
From what I understand, there is a way to get the map onto the top screen standard gta style - go to the options and have a look
― Jeff LeVine, Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:25 (ten years ago) link
just checked it. thanks. what it does is put the gps arrows on the road itself. also you can select radar on too, which shows important locations at the sides of the screen. Pretty damn good really.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:36 (ten years ago) link
wow, that sounds great! I picked this up last weekend but won't get around to it until this summer; still, it's good to hear about the gps on the road. If only they'd add this on console versions---I think one of my big problems with GTA4 is that my tv is pretty small and so it was very hard to get around using the gps b/c I couldn't really see it! So I'd crash a lot just b/c I'd be staring at that. Whereas, say what you will about Fable 2, the trail of dots was awesome for negotiating without a map.
― dulce est desipere in loco (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:45 (ten years ago) link
haha was anybody else really ready for what you had to do when they first drove a car into the water/
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 3 May 2009 22:05 (ten years ago) link
this is much better, thanks
Still quite hard to drive, just because the roads are so narrow compared to what I'm used to
laffed at there being a mission called "Dragon Haul Z", but got quite annoyed when I kept fucking it up
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:23 (ten years ago) link
Yeah - the thing that is stopping me from getting into this game is the driving - it just fucking sucks :(
― Jeff LeVine, Saturday, 23 May 2009 16:23 (ten years ago) link
Apparently this is coming to the psp in the fall. It seems like a weird fit, as one of the big selling points is the touch screen mini-games. It'll be interesting to see how it's different though.
― Jeff LeVine, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:00 (ten years ago) link
I really should actually play this.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 02:50 (ten years ago) link
And now I have. I like it! Pretty much what everyone said above - goofy fun, great stylus use. Tweaking the "car distance" and top-screen GPS arrows made it much better. Amazing mileage out of the DS hardware, especially considering there is no loading!
― Nhex, Friday, 31 July 2009 16:33 (ten years ago) link
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 31 July 2009 16:45 (ten years ago) link
I got this too, began playing it but then started Chrono Trigger for the Players' Club. So I'll be coming back to this soon. It seemed fun, did the first few missions, was sad to see the girl killed so soon.
― wide swing juggalo (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2009 17:14 (ten years ago) link
Not 100% sure but I think it tweaked the overhead zoom setting while driving (further out for more cars) which made it more playable, but probably bogged down the framerate more. There was also a weird setting for "auto-steering" that I turned off once I realized it was on by default, I think that helped too.
― Nhex, Friday, 31 July 2009 17:16 (ten years ago) link
Need to play this again
― calstars, Saturday, 9 March 2019 12:53 (seven months ago) link