jenny mccarthy wants your kid to get measles: autism, vaccines, and stupid idiots

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Implausible. Why would they need to go into his house when they could just use government satellite directed energy weapons to control his brain and make him stack his own ugly shoes?

https://deanoinamerica.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-mashed-potatoes.jpg

mick signals, Sunday, 20 March 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

ACTUAL PHOTO

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 21 March 2016 12:26 (eight years ago) link

It isn't like De Niro even has a reputation to protect but wtf

calzino, Saturday, 26 March 2016 09:32 (eight years ago) link

“My intent in screening this film was to provide an opportunity for conversation around an issue that is deeply personal to me and my family,” De Niro said in a statement. “But after reviewing it over the past few days with the Tribeca Film Festival team and others from the scientific community, we do not believe it contributes to or furthers the discussion I had hoped for.”

How someone with a son of 18 years with a diagnosis of autism, only just realises that Andrew Wakefield is a fucking idiotic lunatic is staggering to me and I don't buy any of that fucking bullshit.

calzino, Sunday, 27 March 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link

"i thought ppl wd be cool with this bullshit movie bc hollywood has a lot of scientifically illiterate shitheads but i guess ppl werent rly cool with it so fuck it bye de niro out."

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Sunday, 27 March 2016 02:48 (eight years ago) link

Out of a sense of perverse curiosity, I... I read the comments. ;_;

emil.y, Sunday, 27 March 2016 11:43 (eight years ago) link

^^^ it's like that on absolutely every story involving vaccines. incredibly, uniquely depressing

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 27 March 2016 11:54 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"There is a link and they say there isn't. The obvious one is thimerosal which is a mercury based preservative. I am not a scientist. But I know. Let's just find out the truth," De Niro said.

hunangarage, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link

Insane sentence of the week.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

rdn: less than just a paycheck actor

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

"I am not a scientist. But..." prefaces terrible nonsense by idiots 100% of the time

down and down we go (art), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

or possibly also insane clown posse lyrics

down and down we go (art), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

Shut Up and Scowl

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Isnt that DeNiro quote from before he corrected his stance having done the decent thing and gone and found out the facts?

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:42 (eight years ago) link

haha amazing xp

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link

the "obvious one" isn't even in vaccines anymore

Researchers have been unable to find evidence thimerosal in vaccines can damage human brains, but drugmakers took it out of all childhood vaccines anyway years ago because of the fears.

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/de-niro-says-find-truth-vaccines-experts-already-did-n555416

We quickly ate the feast as to leave ASAP (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:52 (eight years ago) link

Isnt that DeNiro quote from before he corrected his stance having done the decent thing and gone and found out the facts?
--Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce)

It's from Today show..... today.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:52 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWI2qZC_KUY

karla jay vespers, Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:03 (eight years ago) link

Oh ok fair enough. Thought he'd been reneducated but apparently not. Has anyone pointed out to the bozo that thimerosol was removed from vaccines years ago?

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:53 (eight years ago) link

"De Niro said Wednesday he now regrets pulling a controversial film called "Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Conspiracy" from the Tribeca film Festival."

Oh FFS.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link

We had a whooping cough outbreak at one of the private Catholic schools by here a few weeks back, maybe 16 kids, not necessarily due to skipped vaccinations but because those vaccines can and do often wear off. And then when some asshole who *did* skip the vaccine brings whooping cough to school, it's not just old people and babies who might be at risk, but otherwise healthy and vaccinated teens who, little do they know, are no longer immune.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link

This raises a point - do we push re-vaccinating like we do childhood ones? I have to tell you apart from rubella and tetanus I dont think Ive had a single re-done shot after the age of about 14.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link

Careful, I've heard that re-vaccinating can lead to brain damage in adults, leading victims to believe in things like vaccination conspiracies.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/KQHJeRF.png

, Thursday, 16 June 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

^ imagine TV Party but with Measles Party instead

, Thursday, 16 June 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

Some parents are all for it. Let us know what you think.

*quietly thinks "smallpox party next?"*

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 June 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

rager

http://www.historytoday.com/sites/default/files/blackdeath.jpg

brownie, Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

We did that a lot when I was a kid. Is it uncommon?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

I was vaccinated against measles as a kid.

brownie, Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

I was aware of chickenpox gatherings as a kid, but my parents didn't believe in that. Made it to 14 years of age without getting it, which was when the vaccine became widely available in the US. Got vaccinated. boom!

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

why the fuck anyone would give anyone measles on purpose in an age where it's extremely uncommon is beyond me, that sounds criminal

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

I only heard about chickenpox parties recently from other grown-ups recounting their childhood. "Oh remember when our moms got everybody together to catch chicken pox and just get it over with?" Fuck no. I caught it at school.

how's life, Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

There was a South Park episode about chicken pox parties that aired 18 (!) years ago.

Chickenpox begins to spread throughout South Park, and infects Stan's sister Shelley and Kenny. The other boys' mothers begin to think that maybe the other boys should be exposed to it too, so as to get it while they are young and it is easier to deal with. They agree and have the other boys stay over at Kenny's house. The boys are less than enthusiastic about spending the night over at Kenny's because he is so poor, comparing his home to a third-world country when they discover rats, a black-and-white television, and a ColecoVision game system; even the dinner served there is a meager waffle per person with no side dishes. The next day, Cartman and Stan get sick, but not Kyle. Stan's chickenpox gets so bad he has to be brought to the hospital with Shelley. Mrs. Broflovski tries sending Kyle over to Kenny's house again, much to Kyle's protests; she even invents a game for Kyle and Kenny to play called "Ooky Mouth", which involves Kenny spitting in Kyle's mouth while Kyle tries to say "Ooky Mouth".

The kids get their revenge by getting a prostitute with herpes to lick their parents' toothbrushes and other personal care items.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 June 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link

I don't know - in the early 80smif kids got measles or chicken pox etc you got them together to get it. I think the idea was that you get exposed to it sooner or later, it's better to get it young. Maybe this was pre-vaccine? A 30+ friend of mine got chicken pox recently and lost his sight.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link

The vaccine was introduced in the mid-90s.

how's life, Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

always such a bummer when i find out friends who otherwise seem very cool and smart are anti-vax

marcos, Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

a FB friend who i've known since high school, very cool person, went to art school w/ my brother, has a couple adorable kids and someone i've thought it would be cool to re-connect w/ started posting all this shit about the propaganda film vaxxed and how "you can't believe everything you see and hear, you have to think for yourself" ughhhh

marcos, Thursday, 16 June 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

the vaccine was introduced in europe earlier than that, it would have been 1995 when I got it. wikipedia says 1984.

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 June 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

ugh, marcos, I've got the friend, too. Even pics of her cute kids were not enough to save her from the unfollow button.

kate78, Thursday, 16 June 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

I was inoculated for measles and mumps and everything as a kid (thanks to having a father in the military, vaccine schedules were *strict*), but was well into my 20s by the time the chicken pox vaccine was introduced in the US and never even thought about it. My doctor had me get it *last year.*

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 June 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

congratulations!

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 June 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

I would like to use this thread to plug the book Neurotribes, which is a very good cultural/medical history of asd.

the lava-staring club (Abbott), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

The book covers the Wakefield controversy in depth but the rest of it is way more interesting (to me). I liked this interview with the author; the comments have some counterpoints to his POV from the autism blogging community.

the lava-staring club (Abbott), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

nothing like a baby spraying diarrhea all over you to make you rethink life

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link


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