EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

cross-ref to striking imagery

i bet he won't even get out. he has displayed very little skill to building a voting base outside of college students and very little savvy about what is required to have a democratic revolution (hint: it involves getting other ppl besides himself elected). i actually registered Dem so i could vote for him in PA but i've since switched back to Hill.

― Mordy, Friday, March 18, 2016 11:31 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like you're expecting a bit much of a presidential candidate, honestly

― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:33 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he said that changing this country is going to require a political revolution to flip congress. i don't think it's asking too much for him to lead the revolution he's running on.

― Mordy, Friday, March 18, 2016 11:34 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mordy and his Troupe of Strawmen, Sunday night on The Ed Sullivan Show

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

say revolution one more time and Berniejuice appears

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:35 AM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[Rubio] has graft all over him, good riddence. however I still liked him more than cruz or trump

― akm

how do you feel about bucket of vomit vs. pile of shit

― Οὖτις

at least with bucket of vomit, you get a bucket

― akm

I was referring specifically to Inside Out, where the main characters are all literally one dimensional emotions

― Οὖτις, Monday, March 21, 2016 9:21 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're meant to put the glasses on

― kinder, Monday, March 21, 2016 9:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahahah

Lol accepted

gonna have to get all Flatlanders on you all aren't I

(j/k it's a good one)

Snyder isn't evenhalf the kind of visionary director Nolan is.

― akm, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 2:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's still another nine months for something else to beat this as the saddest sentence I read in 2016.

― Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 2:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"They don't play with even half the passion and intensity of a Hoobastank."

― Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 2:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OL on fire today

sucker punch just plays like a gross ass bro's rape fantasy. nothing redeemable about that movie.

― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 12:51 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"ass bro"?

― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 1:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They were a well-regarded toy company in the '80s before they altered their name and veered off in a direction their shareholders weren't crazy about.

― I Can Say I Know We're Risin' Underneath The Blazin' Sky (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 1:04 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shamefully, this gave me irl lol:

maybe the other important question is why the white house decided to make mexican food for the president of mexico

― μpright mammal (mh)

good move, those people love that shit

― Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins)

caucuses really are archaic in terms of their rules, it's just bizarre. crowds of people shuffling from one area of a room to another.

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:52 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have you ever been to a Shoney's buffet?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:53 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stapp xpost made me think "I'd buy tickets for a Mark E Smith-fronted AC/DC tour."

"The velocity of her machine-ah was astonishing; the gleam of her motor's components blinding; such a specimen of the gender-ah was previously unbeknownst to me. Too right, right-ah."

― hardcore dilettante, Friday, March 25, 2016 2:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861

not the same, imo.

How is 77 thesedays?

From this ILE thread...

lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:

"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”

Batman actually says this.

― Neanderthal, Friday, March 25, 2016 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uhh wrong thread

― Neanderthal, Friday, March 25, 2016 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"uhh wrong thread"

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, March 25, 2016 10:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From the "I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up" thread:

Gotye and goatse.cx
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, December 14, 2015 11:29 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the next post is the 6,666th one

― Iago Galdston, Thursday, March 31, 2016 4:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fartz

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 31, 2016 4:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I want a t-shirt with 'fartz' printed on it.

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/882290751/shirt.jpg?side=Back&height=350&width=350

[in reference to candidates dying during the campaign]

- "This way, Mr. Trump."

- "What, through the kitchen?"

― pplains, Monday, April 4, 2016

which one of these characters is Manny Both'anns?

― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, April 7, 2016 10:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm in if you guys are! you will get to meet mr veg too if that sweetens the deal

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 5, 2016 11:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You are sweetness enough, my dear.

― Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Wednesday, April 6, 2016 12:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ok but he's still gonna be there

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, April 6, 2016 1:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

Haha, excellent

hahahaha

Also does anybody else think they cast [Forest Whitaker] basically just to be the guy who says the trailer stuff? I bet you he has one scene and we just saw most of it

I think they cast him so I can say "Star Wars: The Forest Awhitakens", and then shuffle embarrassedly off the thread.

― Don't Stop 'Til You Get Eno, Ugh (ledge), Thursday, April 7, 2016 4:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw more classical LPs should feature n00dz

― lukevalentine, Sunday, January 31, 2010 4:58 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i49.tinypic.com/2qa4dvl.jpg

― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, January 31, 2010 6:21 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

I think that's an all-time post tbh, can't believe it was overlooked.

It's funny because she's fat

I'm positive that's at least her second most defining feature on first glance? First being her lovely smile.

kewl shades as well

It's funny because she's fat

― lute bro (brimstead), Friday, April 8, 2016 1:12 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh come on.

Was there a punchline other than "this person's body"

Eager to hear the non-fat-based claims.

First of all like 90% sure that's shopped

The joke isn't 'she's fat lol'. In context, the initial comment was about 'tasteful' nudes on the sleeves of classical LPs. Any gaudy & naughty image from a greeting card purchased at Spencer's Gifts (e.g. a hunk holding a daschshund in front of his genitals or a wrinkled old man in a randy pose) would've served the juxtaposition equally well.

^ srsly can't believe this has to be explained

Plus the post in question is six years old so let's cut the Mailman some slack here.

Does some part of the humor derive from her "body," (which, again, p sure is not real) yeah, obviously, although not just "she is fat." Anyway, if people really find this body-shaming and are not just being right on the internet, I stand down. Go ahead and flag post, lock thread, or whatever.

fat didn't even play into it at all for me - was just the idea of classical cds repackaged as like a fuckin' 2 Live Crew album cover

jugstaposition*

okay lol at "jugstaposition"

lol x2

bahahaha

i don't really care about this particular old post so i guess u can say i'm ""concern trolling"" but i do find it kind of bizarre how many ppl who probably consider themselves generally well-meaning see no problem at all with perpetual body shaming. it's caused real issues in my friendships, and tbh it's kind of caused me to keep an eye out for disingenuousness among ppl who seem to try to otherwise come across as tolerant of everything. just saying.

and yes, i'm a judgmental piece of shit too, so i don't really expect anyone to care or take this seriously because i know i myself wouldn't if such a post were directed at me. state of the world.

ur """ concern trolling"""

darraghmac I'm not sure what you mean by """"concern trolling""""

I really don't find body shaming at all funny, fwiw. I know and care about too many people with real issues and sensitivies in that arena to take it lightly. I do, however, find absurd jugsjuxtapositions hilarious.