Skyfall:UEFA Champions League 2015/16

In all seriousness has there ever been a better shinned goal than Suarez tonight?

RVP vs Charlton

Wasn't that famous TWP overhead a bit of a shinner? xp

was as much of a shinner as gerry adams

Woof

holy shit juve bayern was good value for money

Evra threw that game

Commiserations to LBI. Nando's pen was p sweet but Atleti weren't much cop. Really looking forward to Bayern vs Juve tmrw.

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Much appreciated Pandemic. Chin up etc.

wolfsburg v real madrid
bayern v benfica
barca v atleti
psg v man city

could've been better than that. atleti might try and attritionball barca.

Real, Bayern, Barca, PSG is a decent final 4 tbf

<3 Suarez

lol aurier back in the psg team after 2 months, wonder how much grovelling went on?

luiz buys a pen. zlatan takes, hart saves. poor pen tbh

zlatan misses a sitter. v rarely have i seen him not put away that sort of chance.

what??? wolfsburg 2 nil up on Real!! I'm watching the wrong game! Wolfsburg have been crap this season, especially last weekend.

de bruyne one nil. i love him soo much.

LOL

lol fernadopaws + joe hart. 1-1 zlatan scores with a tackle. lol again.

Wlolfsburg. Fantasies of cutting Michael Owen's vocal cords.

ms mac's fav boy rabiot scores 2-1, crappy set play goal.

ooh zlatan off the bar

Didi hamann was a joy commenting on that zlatan goal at half time.

"If you are a ten year old boy at my training and you do that I call your parents over and tell them take you home and don't come back"

hahaha

Delivered in a casual flat tone,

Ooff another disaster goal

comedy defending. shambles.

aurier needlessly gave the ball away at the beginning of that.

PSG are a bit shit really

Redemption for the player didi sent home with his parents and who Damien duff breezily described as the "worst Brazilian footballer ever" only 30 mins ago, what a world, what a game

that's harsh from duffers, has fred been forgotten already?

I don't presume duffer has an encyclopaedic knowledge nor a eidetic memory tbh

Fred was just a fall guy. Luiz is genuinely offensive

I mean he's certainly not defensive

i think he's p good.

though tbf i really really rated navas when he was sevilla but i can barely remember a performance since he arrived in manchester.

both these teams seem to leave incredible amounts of space in midfield. neither a patch on juventus.

genuinely amazed that wolfsburg won 2-0.

the romance of the cup UEFA Champions League sponsored by Gazprom.

zidane's coat!!!

omg marcelo getting max arnold booked. such chicanery!

lol danny mills is such a clown. thinks joe hart is the only one of the city eleven tonight who will start for city in august.

probably be the first out the door tbh

going from the ultimate sweeper keeper to joe hart lol at u pep

told ya they were shit

Gutted but I don't think Wolfsburg had a shot on target

kind of hilarious how no actual person really gives a single fuck

Bayern in control, 70% possession, then neuerlols misses a cross, 1-0 benfica.

vidal 1-1 that should seal it.

think i'll switch to the atleti-barca game. atleti must be horrible to play against.

this barca kit has always been vile.

off the bar from atleti, p much bossing this