Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Indiana Jones & the Jonathan Livingston Seagull

It's an Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy World

what a disaster for shia thebeef

i hope they explain his absence with a brief aside explaining he was fragged by his platoon in korea

Which'll be great because then it'll be set in the 1970s.

― Ned Raggett

Indiana Jones and the Magic Powder of Studio 54.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

They're replacing the Nazis with hippies in this one.

― Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so, this is basically the dragnet 1968 to the original trilogy's dragnet?

They should set this one in 1962 and make it a James Bond crossover. Indiana Jones and the Dr. No.

will no one laugh at my frankheimer joke

I don't know why, but I knew which movie you were referring to but somehow didn't process the joke it until just now. I'll blame daylight savings time.

Y'know, I've never actually seen that one, but fortunate coincidence has it such that I was already planning on seeing it at the local classic movie house next Wednesday since they're running a series on cinematographers.

Screening is a "digital restoration," so I hope that it holds up. Digital grain/pixel-y bits are far less pleasant than 35mm grain, obv.

part of me is a little sad that shia leboeuf (sp?) is now on the ash-heap of popular cinema history, right there on top of brandon routh.

(cue sexy ash-heap fanfic)

keep misreading this thread title as "Indiana Jones and the Filth Movie"

That slag Jones e's only been talkin to the old bill

Brandon Routh's on Legends of Tomorrow! ... so, yeah.

We've found our No 1 on the [insert year here] ILX films poll then.

So far the slate for 2019 is "Mashup: A Butterfly Lovestory", Bad Boys 4, the Inhumans movie, the last Avengers, and Timeliners:

A message of an impending alien invasion that will wipe out all life on earth forces the creation of a special paramilitary team that has the ability to cross parallel realities, preparing all possible futures for the attack. But when a "timeliner" named Eric Mathers is told that the pan-dimensional beings called the Krith may have a hidden agenda, he must attempt to discover if the war he has been fighting for the last fourteen years is really for the greater good or just part of the "greatest lie".

Is that Inhumans movie still happening? I thought that was less likely since they're bringing them in thru the tv show

They only announced it recently, I thought, the same time as the Black Panther movie (so after season 2 of the show)?

Apparently, the filmmakers who made the new Captain America were asked whether the Inhuman insurguence on AoS (which you'd think would be a development in the MCU that would directly inform super person registration) would be addressed in the movie and they had no idea wtf was even happening on AoS.

Which I hope was a dodge or fake-out because otherwise I find that really aggravating.

finally, the comic-book tradition of janky continuity is being translated to the big screen

I think maybe a few more people are going to watch the film than the TV show - I'd be amazed if the show runners weren't being previewed on the film.

no comic book slop here plz

... you do know which thread this is?

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I suppose we should have revived this one already because it's been filming and all. I appreciate that this is a sentence that legitimately exists:

Baffling new pictures from the set of Indiana Jones 5 see Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller-Bridge on the run from an angry horde of Roman centurions, inciting new rumors that the film includes time travel.

Having said that, per an announcement from Disney today on its overall schedule:

Untitled Indiana Jones Movie, previously dated on 7/29/22 moves to 6/30/23

So ... time travel confirmed, then?

So Indy will be an octogenarian when the film finally comes out xp

Indiana Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

rewatched Crystal Skull recently, going in with 'I don't remember it being all that bad'.
but oh dear oh dear.

Misread this as Indiana Jones and The Filth Movie.

Cute

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Really is!

Still no title but they screened some footage at D23 yesterday.

hold on to your potato!!

They showed a trailer didn't they? Anyway, by all accounts Harrison Ford was in good spirits, even moved, which is unlike him.

Emotionally or physically/spatially?

(content-less, but nevertheless...)

Disney In “Panic” After ‘Indiana Jones 5’ Flops
https://insidethemagic.net/2022/11/disney-panic-after-indiana-jones-5-flops-ab1/#google_vignette

A report from Hollywood insider Overlord DVD has now indicated that Disney has tested six different endings to the movie and that the audiences haven’t been happy with any of them.

“Indiana Jones 5 has been a troubled production, delayed a full year after this channel leaked the horrible things Kathleen Kennedy had planned for Indiana Jones. Now, after a year’s worth of reshoots and tinkering, Disney realizes that they have a disaster on their hands as test audiences reject every single version they’ve been shown!”

As with Han Solo I don’t need to see some tragic Indy death scene ever

Well, it is the director of "Logan," right?

That source name alone makes me raise an eyebrow.

that all sounds like hooey. I wouldn't be surprised if the movie sucks but there is no way they are sending it to disney+ only and there is no way PWB is taking over the lead role, give me a break

Perhaps in reaction to that negative rumor, there have been ton of leaks and tidbits the last couple days...

Dun dah dun dahhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfVYgWYaHmE

Already getting better vibes from this than the last movie.

Is there a shot of him jumping the Falcon into light speed in that? At 1:08?

Lotta crap looking CGI there

Lotta crap looking CGI there

― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, December 1, 2022 5:33 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is true.

It is very funny to me how they de-aged Harrison Ford’s face but not his voice or his body movements

I wanted to see this but Veg's comments have stopped me

(Literally - I thought "uh oh" and I've been put off ever since)

if i can give back in some small way

It looks absolutely sensational - the colours and the editing and the camerawork are all just ridiculously satisfying. The henchmen are extremely A+ henchmen. One laconic, drawling hothead, bursting out of his too-tight shirt, and one mountain of a man who I think never speaks, just hurls scenery around. Phoebe Waller-Bridge does her thing, and it’s great. A lot of the pieces are there. But none of it really adds up, and Ford is just a nullity. Would have been better as a Tin Tin movie imo

Oh and the script is super hacky. Stuff you’d cringe at even in an Uncharted cut scene. At one point Indy grabs the contested artifact and yells “to the victor go the spoils!”

That said the Tangier bit was very good I thought

One laconic, drawling hothead, bursting out of his too-tight shirt

That's Boyd Holbrook, who's great as Lackey #1 in Logan too.

Also very good as DEA Agent Steve Murphy in first couple of seasons of Narcos