EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

lol

see THAT is peak deems

Hey woah I'm way too young for this lifetime award shit

they've come to bury you not to praise you

Thats the vibe a fella would get alright

docking you a point for not going with "fillum" there

and a "ye" not in a Kanye thread

I've been trained outta that but kudos for evening knowing where to look

xp not lying, "can ye West" was attempted as an obamaesque rallying cry to my poor impoverished region by a couple of farmer politicians a few years back. Nobody got it except those kind enough to let on they didn't get it.

is that true? jesus

Might even have been canya look I don't even want to revisit

docking you a point for not going with "fillum" there

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, March 16, 2016 2:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

isn't that more Geordie than Irish?

/no racism

You're confusing black Irish with black-and-white Irish maybe?

Geordie would be "picture", I recks.

any of ye ever just enjoy an excelsior?

ha

what's a jimmy nail? he said fillum

have we discussed Trumps anti-Hilary ad where she goes "arf! arf! arf! arf!" like she's in the freakin' dog police

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 16, 2016 5:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i said "this is going to be really unpleasant" and then we all comforted ourselves with some good ol intra-left bickering

― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, March 16, 2016 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was a grim lol, but a lol nonetheless

is the lol something to do with associating Clinton with the left?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35829251

Paul Daniels

― nate woolls, Thursday, 17 March 2016 08:53 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:-(

― ailsa, Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:05 (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know

― nate woolls, Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:09 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's like every single day now.

― koogs, Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:15 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like to think they'll saw his coffin in half at the funeral, just for old times sake

― François Pitchforkian (NickB), Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:34 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Old school lols (i.e. I can understand it).

i thought of a game where you have to maintain eye contact with faces contorted into expressions of grotesque agony and pain, thus causing them, gradually, to grow peaceful and content, and as you successfully progress the game keeps adding more and more faces in greater and greater excruciation until they are appearing too fast for you to look at any single one of them for long before your line of sight is obscured by a cluster of new, screaming faces, and you either a) quit or b) stop trying to process/heal every face and instead swerve your neck around trying for no particular reason to hold onto one or two specific ones until the game abruptly ends with no score or "achievements"

second idea: mario in the boo house

― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:59 AM (5 hours ago)

cross-ref to striking imagery

i bet he won't even get out. he has displayed very little skill to building a voting base outside of college students and very little savvy about what is required to have a democratic revolution (hint: it involves getting other ppl besides himself elected). i actually registered Dem so i could vote for him in PA but i've since switched back to Hill.

― Mordy, Friday, March 18, 2016 11:31 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like you're expecting a bit much of a presidential candidate, honestly

― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:33 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he said that changing this country is going to require a political revolution to flip congress. i don't think it's asking too much for him to lead the revolution he's running on.

― Mordy, Friday, March 18, 2016 11:34 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mordy and his Troupe of Strawmen, Sunday night on The Ed Sullivan Show

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

say revolution one more time and Berniejuice appears

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:35 AM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[Rubio] has graft all over him, good riddence. however I still liked him more than cruz or trump

― akm

how do you feel about bucket of vomit vs. pile of shit

― Οὖτις

at least with bucket of vomit, you get a bucket

― akm

I was referring specifically to Inside Out, where the main characters are all literally one dimensional emotions

― Οὖτις, Monday, March 21, 2016 9:21 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're meant to put the glasses on

― kinder, Monday, March 21, 2016 9:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahahah

Lol accepted

gonna have to get all Flatlanders on you all aren't I

(j/k it's a good one)

Snyder isn't evenhalf the kind of visionary director Nolan is.

― akm, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 2:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's still another nine months for something else to beat this as the saddest sentence I read in 2016.

― Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 2:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"They don't play with even half the passion and intensity of a Hoobastank."

― Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 2:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OL on fire today

sucker punch just plays like a gross ass bro's rape fantasy. nothing redeemable about that movie.

― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 12:51 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"ass bro"?

― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 1:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They were a well-regarded toy company in the '80s before they altered their name and veered off in a direction their shareholders weren't crazy about.

― I Can Say I Know We're Risin' Underneath The Blazin' Sky (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 1:04 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shamefully, this gave me irl lol:

maybe the other important question is why the white house decided to make mexican food for the president of mexico

― μpright mammal (mh)

good move, those people love that shit

― Rainer Weirder Faßbooker (wins)

caucuses really are archaic in terms of their rules, it's just bizarre. crowds of people shuffling from one area of a room to another.

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:52 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have you ever been to a Shoney's buffet?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 23, 2016 11:53 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stapp xpost made me think "I'd buy tickets for a Mark E Smith-fronted AC/DC tour."

"The velocity of her machine-ah was astonishing; the gleam of her motor's components blinding; such a specimen of the gender-ah was previously unbeknownst to me. Too right, right-ah."

― hardcore dilettante, Friday, March 25, 2016 2:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861

not the same, imo.

How is 77 thesedays?

From this ILE thread...

lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:

"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”

Batman actually says this.

― Neanderthal, Friday, March 25, 2016 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uhh wrong thread

― Neanderthal, Friday, March 25, 2016 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"uhh wrong thread"

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, March 25, 2016 10:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From the "I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up" thread:

Gotye and goatse.cx
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, December 14, 2015 11:29 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the next post is the 6,666th one

― Iago Galdston, Thursday, March 31, 2016 4:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fartz

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 31, 2016 4:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I want a t-shirt with 'fartz' printed on it.

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/882290751/shirt.jpg?side=Back&height=350&width=350

[in reference to candidates dying during the campaign]

- "This way, Mr. Trump."

- "What, through the kitchen?"

― pplains, Monday, April 4, 2016

which one of these characters is Manny Both'anns?

― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, April 7, 2016 10:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm in if you guys are! you will get to meet mr veg too if that sweetens the deal

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 5, 2016 11:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You are sweetness enough, my dear.

― Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Wednesday, April 6, 2016 12:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ok but he's still gonna be there

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, April 6, 2016 1:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

Haha, excellent

hahahaha