2016 NFL offseason news and sandwich recommendation thread

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er, III, rather

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 11 March 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

philly it getting a 2017 conditional pick. honestly turning sanchez into anything, even a late round pick, is a miracle

Mordy, Friday, 11 March 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link

i guess the broncos figure that they won a superbowl with a backup and a coatrack, why not get both for the price of one?

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

its not prima facie absurd no, esp. if they retool as an almost entirely run-based team

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 11 March 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

this though, idek:

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Major QB development: former Redskins QB Robert Griffin III is scheduled to visit the NY Jets later today, league source tells ESPN.

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 11 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

yes, the jets and the new york market is exactly the right environment for rg3 to turn his career back around

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

well if he's willing to sit for a year behind fitz (or more likely just wait for dude to break something) and keep a low profile it might work? Gino is toast out here.

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

reasonable plan if they pony up and pay fitz, but that's strangely up in the air rn. which is kinda baffling. like, dude, you worked really well in a system for the first time in a whiiiiiiiile, and...you wanna roll the dice on that happening again and keeping more than the bare-minimum-guaranteed part of the deal?

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 11 March 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link

agreed; putting rg3 out there as a start-of-the-season starter under literally any circumstances is asking for trouble and any formulation that runs the risk of that happening is dumb

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link

I'd think the Jets probably should sign Fitzpatric for good money for short years and draft a QB that could perhaps be ready to start in a year or two. It is the Jets, so whatever is the right decision, they will most likely do the opposite.

I'd think SF would be the place for RG3, considering they got one of the coaches that developed that style of offense he played at Baylor.

earlnash, Sunday, 13 March 2016 04:11 (eight years ago) link

Classic free agent Mexican Standoff going on as it looks like everyone is waiting for the first team to make it so on the mediocre QB line. I like the idea that Kap would go to the Broncos, but he want them to beat Cleveland's offer. Fitz is 33 and holding out for the only big payday of his career, as he figures he is better than a couple of these guys that got paid (and he might have a point). I figure once those two go then where RGIII goes will happen. Same thing happens with baseball and NBA free agents more often.

There needs to be a 'replacement level' like term for the top of the bottom of the barrel like there is 'elite' in the QB mouthpiece ranking system.

earlnash, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

Adam SchefterVerified account
‏@AdamSchefter
Cards-Pats blockbuster from @diannaESPN and me: Cards trade G Jonathan Cooper + 2nd-rd pick to NE for DE Chandler Jones, per sources.

daaaaamn

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

RIP Tray Walker

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 18 March 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link

RGIII to the cleve

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

rip

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15059418/arizona-cardinals-bruce-arians-people-let-kids-play-football-fools

URL should be "bruce-arians-people-who-dont-let-kids-play-football-are-fools"

nomar, Friday, 25 March 2016 00:57 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dbrickeshaw ferguson retires cos he watched Concussion

"Since seeing Concussion, I can’t avoid wondering if I am in danger of experiencing some degree of brain injury when I am done playing. It couldn’t happen to me, right?

"... Though I cannot remember ever having a concussion, I now know as an offensive lineman that it is the frequency of collisions that can ultimately lead to brain injury. It’s a different conversation when you are involved in the story and not just watching a movie about it. I fear the unavoidable truth is that playing football has placed me in harm’s way, and I am not yet sure of the full extent of what it might cost me."

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Friday, 8 April 2016 23:58 (eight years ago) link

you forget that these guys are in their twenties and this shit simply hasn't occurred to them

ulysses, Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:30 (eight years ago) link

which is to say "one forgets", not calling you out spottie

ulysses, Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:31 (eight years ago) link

Yeah it's crazy and I don't blame them for retiring b4 it's too late. Get that money be smart with it and get out

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:35 (eight years ago) link

the way the game is played is necessarily gonna change if/when 75% of the players opt to play three years and bounce.

ulysses, Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:37 (eight years ago) link

Pay college players imo

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:58 (eight years ago) link

cosine

ulysses, Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:59 (eight years ago) link

it is kind of amazing that i knew more about concussion protocol last year than an o-lineman in the nfl did tho

ulysses, Saturday, 9 April 2016 06:00 (eight years ago) link

Probably one of those "I really don't want to know" type of things. Ignore it til you can't ignore it anymore

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Saturday, 9 April 2016 06:06 (eight years ago) link

From the Deadspin comments: "This is really messed up. I'm on the corner where it happened. People are saying it was a fender bender that got heated. I was here when they took his wife away on a stretcher. She was yelling for Will. Really tragic."

Fuckin hell.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 10 April 2016 06:38 (eight years ago) link

Omg

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Sunday, 10 April 2016 07:05 (eight years ago) link

Unfuckingbelievable. tragic beyond words.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 10 April 2016 09:14 (eight years ago) link

this rams trade for #1 pick is frankly bizarre and imo the most weird but also cynically brazen attempt to sell tickets based on a high profile trade

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

I hope it blows up in their faces. So stupid. Why not wait for a qb in the next two years in the draft whos actually worth trading for?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

guy from north Dakota moves to la and hilarity ensues

johnny crunch, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cgb5BlAUMAAZEYk.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

better choice than christie imo but not by much

ulysses, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

the eagles are a garbage team that do garbage things

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Browns trade down to 8, get 3rd, 4th, 1st and 2nd round picks.

through a charles barkley (brownie), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

perfect timing there

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

2016 4th swapped for 2017 4th, so on balance a 1st, 2nd and 3rd across 3 drafts to move up 6 spots.

great move for cleveland

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

Browns picks for 2016:

1st Round (No. 8 overall)
2nd Round (No. 32 overall)
3rd Round (No. 65 overall)
3rd Round (No. 77 overall)
4th Round (No. 99 overall)
4th Round (No. 100 overall)
4th Round (No. 138 overall)
5th Round (No. 141 overall)
5th Round (No. 172 overall)
5th Round (No. 173 overall)
6th Round (No. 176 overall)
7th Round (No. 223 overall)

through a charles barkley (brownie), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

all quarterbacks imo

through a charles barkley (brownie), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

can't believe two teams have paid bounties to trade up in this draft

balls, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

Brian Billick ‏@CoachBillick 32m32 minutes ago
The real winners today? Goff and Wentz. Both avoid Cleveland which has become the QB graveyard.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

i read that piece on ESPN today about the browns passing up Roethlisberger in the draft and it made some good points but if Ben went to Cleveland i imagine he'd have been a physically and spiritually broken man by the end of his rookie year.

nomar, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

is this dude from north dakota actually good

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 April 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

apparently josh norman is a free agent now??

Mordy, Thursday, 21 April 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

Eagles move seems odd. They usually are pretty tight on money, so they probably have room in their cap to carry 3 qbs. Bradford being signed might be a good trade bait either around draft, end of training camp if rookie looks good or next year if they switch during season.

earlnash, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

norman to the washington football team where he gets to cover obj twice a season

Mordy, Saturday, 23 April 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

anyone else watching the draft

Mordy, Friday, 29 April 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

Goff gonna be legit.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 29 April 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

"this whole social media scene makes me sick" - chucky

basically watching in the hopes that some massholes will show up and do something to embarrass the league

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 29 April 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

STRAW POLL:
weekly threads
monthly threads
reg season thread

?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

Weekly imo

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link

weekly

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

I like the idea of one reg season rolling thread like hoops does tbh

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

can we all just watch baseball and basketball instead

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

yeah xp i like on reg season thread so i don't have to open and bookmark a new thread every week

Spottie, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

my prob with season threads is they take forever to load if you find yourself find in the unfortunate position of wanting to look back through the thread

feel like we don't have enough volume to justify weekly threads anymore

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

weekly threads part of the beautiful tapestry of our shared tradition tho. it's tough.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

weekly thread titles!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

yeah i'm a big proponent of the lols offered by thread titles

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

*weekly thread titles

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

re: all iggles talk upthread didn't they announce wentz would start week 1?

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

yes

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link


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